#cop jodie would but demon jodie is more chill. but also i cant imagine hes thrilled with any of the kids considering what their dads did | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

shatterdome-underscore · 2 years ago

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I know we're all collectively sold on "Sparrow takes a d100 of psychic damage when oakworthy happens" but have we considered Jodie or Scam taking one look at Normal and telling their son, who is half chaos deity and also the prince of hell, "you know you could do better, right?"

#dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies spoilers #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #sparrow oak garcia #dndads jodie foster #jodie foster dndads #scam actually #oakworthy #cop jodie would but demon jodie is more chill. but also i cant imagine hes thrilled with any of the kids considering what their dads did #i do want to state that i think literally everyone at the table except will would just start yelling in norms defense #it would be a funny-but-heartbreaking moment i think #also im assuming the canon mpreg monsterfucker/monsterfucker couple have absolutely wild standards for who dates their son #im still not sure what the jodie/scam tag is but that isnt the focus

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