#coolposting

[niallc00l]

[Ooga booga I made another oc rp blog hi - Em]

(Lyric sweeps her hair out of her face as she struts into the elevator, adjusting her feather boa. She gives Niall a side-glance, rolling her eyes and taking a spot in the corner)

"Great, of course I have to be stuck in an elevator with some loser. Just my famous luck."

(She doesn't even bother keeping her thoughts to herself, fluffing her feather boa and then folding her arms)

~ @lyricthesuperstar

*Niall's eyes widen. He turns his head at this slanderer as their face goes down into an extreme frown. And just, stares at her. In anger, in shock, is disappointment.*

*After a few seconds he slowly starts shaking their head now too. He would show how angry they are right now with his words, but they want to show how chill and cool he is. He takes back their frown now, now just staring and shaking their head in utter disapproval.*

*After a few moments of shaking their head to prove his point that he is, in fact, cool. They just stare at her now waiting for an excuse, or an admittance that she was obviously wrong.*

[kadethecat]

“Mirabelle is the token cis of the group” are words of COWARDICE. people in Vaugarde probably choose their gender even if they don’t change my girl is NOT confirmed cis

[sunny-day-and-more-play]

CHRISTMAS!!

MINIONS!!!

Look at them!! They’re so wonderful <:)

What a great way to celebrate!

[charlezarrd]

∞ ∞ ∞

…I’m realizing 90% of my music doesn’t have lyrics.

[finitevariety]

elusive moose...emoosive

[niallc00l]

(Ollie is standing in the elevator, holding a good-size jar that seems to have been made into a terrarium. She stares into it, pupils wide as she watches lil isopods skitter around inside.)

"Mrrp mreow! (Hehe, silly lil guys!) - Ollie"

(Ollie lowers the terrarium in her paws and just then notices Niall there as well, smiling and waving at him. Despite being a katball, she then speaks perfect English)

"Hello there! - Ollie"

~ @thecreaturesoftheelevator

[Waving ello - Em]

*Niall is... taken aback by the the bugs in the jar. They keep the distance that he has but still greets himself. He gives an awkward but welcoming smile*

Oh, hey bro! What's uh... The deal with that jar?

[epic clav solo! hello. -Octever]

[niallc00l]

*Niall freaks out not know how or why that just happened*

HOLY SHADES!

*They spend a quick moment to take a look at the missing texture on the ground, he has no idea what to do. Niall gets colder to Samantha to ask something*

Did ya get some bug at that party? Is that why you were hurt? Have ya had this longer? ARE YA GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I ain't gonna be cool lettin' ya die because I did nothin...

Oh hey there bro, I think I mighta've seen ya before. Bein' this cool means ya see lotsa peeps.

*Niall sees something is off, Sam isn't wearing any shades!*

Ya know, ya'd probably be more recognizable with some shades!

- @niallc00l

Oh.. I guess I might’ve left them somewhere…

*She seems exhausted. Wonder what happened to her…*

I’ll probably go look for them… I’ll see ya arou-

*Out of nowhere, she throws up that texture missing pattern in front of Niall. She stays quiet for a few moments. She planned to run away, but she was honestly drained.*

I’m… so sorry about that.. I uh… I haven’t been feeling great…

-Samantha..

[charlezarrd]

it is with great pleasure that I inform you, and mostly @the-backspin-alchemist that crabs work on mobile.

[niallc00l]

"Hey there, nice to meet ya dude."

(Lenny greets Niall, extending their paw for him to shake)

"I heard about you from Cool and thought you seemed pretty rad too. I'm Lennon by the way, but everyone calls me Lenny."

~ @lennontheberry

*Niall instinctively slaps Lenny's paw for a high-five instead of a handshake*

Oh well I guess that gradient guy is cool for something! What makes ya wanna talk? Other than... me being so cool?

[charlezarrd]

Get your vehicle kendy for the snummer.

[octever]

Y-YOU-!

*Niall's stammering in anger as his veins are showing through his neck*

YA THINK THOSE MAKE YOU COOL!? IT DON'T MATTER HOW MAN YA GOT IN YO COLLECTION! IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY YA WEAR, AND WHAT THEY ARE TOO!

*His fists tighten up now, fired up now*

THOSE AIN'T EVEN SHADES THAT GIVE COOL! JUST-! JUST CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF REAL C-COOL PEOPLE LIKE ME!

C-C-C-COOL GRADIENT... HOW CAN YA BE "COOL" WHEN YA WEARIN' A MOCKERY OF SUNGLASSES. THE ONE THING THAT MAKES SOMEONE COOL.

-@niallc00l

"Uh, excuse you bruh, these are not a mockery of sunglasses. Not to mention it's just one pair of a whole collection I got. - Cool B)"

(Cool puts away their current pair of sunglasses and pulls a pair of "deal with it" sunglasses from a hidden pocket, putting them on)

[niallc00l]

(Lenny is in the elevator again, this time with a portable CD player and a pair of headphones attached which were currently over their ears. The CD spinning in the see-through cover of the player is the one labelled "Niall's Cool Mix", the one he gave to them. They seem to be enjoying the mix, their tail wagging contently)

~ @lennontheberry

*Niall moves their eyes to Lenny, he smiles seeing them enjoying the music.*

Glad to see ya are enjoyin' the music.

[teshail]

(via "Slow And Steady Wins The Race Motivational Weight Loss Quote" Poster for Sale by tes112)

[charlezarrd]

I want to live in the AU where every single program announces itself when you open it like a capcom game.

[charlezarrd]

I have a further proposal, to up the cringe if you’re into that:

Stand.

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[niallc00l]

*A small gift appears in front of him, it’s wrapped in pink glittery wrapping paper with a pink bow on top. Inside there are stickers of shades, as well as a physical pair of shades, they were pretty cool with faint pink touches. Inside there was also a disc, labeled “Sum of my music!! B3”, which was a mix of Mitski, Marina and the Diamonds, and Girl in red. The last thing inside was a note written in pink glittery gel pen, it read “I know we have our differences and I’m sorry for our last interaction, but I wanted to send you a gift to make up for that… I hope you know you’re still cool as ever! -Samantha”.*

-@sukiithedummii

*His eyes find it out of nowhere and becomes slightly startled for a moment. They pick it up and begin to unwrap it.*

Oh wow! Rad! A gift!

*As he opens it he finds the shades and inspects them*

Hmmm... This is good, who even gave this? No one's ever done something like this before. Well this'll be great for my collection...

*They set it on a shelf for his sunglasses and finds the CD and reads the label.*

Well those sure sound like cool names! Gotta take a listen one of these days... Don't know who'd feel like sharing that though.

*Niall sets aside the disc and reads the note left.*

Oh her!? Well I guess what she did was pretty... cool... I guess she ain't that bad...