#coolposting

[niallc00l]

[Ooga booga I made another oc rp blog hi - Em]

(Lyric sweeps her hair out of her face as she struts into the elevator, adjusting her feather boa. She gives Niall a side-glance, rolling her eyes and taking a spot in the corner)

"Great, of course I have to be stuck in an elevator with some loser. Just my famous luck."

(She doesn't even bother keeping her thoughts to herself, fluffing her feather boa and then folding her arms)

~ @lyricthesuperstar

*Niall's eyes widen. He turns his head at this slanderer as their face goes down into an extreme frown. And just, stares at her. In anger, in shock, is disappointment.*

*After a few seconds he slowly starts shaking their head now too. He would show how angry they are right now with his words, but they want to show how chill and cool he is. He takes back their frown now, now just staring and shaking their head in utter disapproval.*

*After a few moments of shaking their head to prove his point that he is, in fact, cool. They just stare at her now waiting for an excuse, or an admittance that she was obviously wrong.*

[kadethecat]

“Mirabelle is the token cis of the group” are words of COWARDICE. people in Vaugarde probably choose their gender even if they don’t change my girl is NOT confirmed cis

[niallc00l]

I NEED THOSE SHADES!!!

dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses

[finitevariety]

elusive moose...emoosive

[teshail]

(via "Slow And Steady Wins The Race Motivational Weight Loss Quote" Poster for Sale by tes112)

[catsxratsxbats]

Dashboard Simulator

Mutual 1: the inherent aromanticism of the eroticism of theof the machine as allegory of metallic flesh

Mutual 2: I would die for this twiggy anime twink. Please I would die for him. Please kill me for him my beloved jpeg pleas ple

Mutual 3: I can't explain it but the martyrdom of St. Sebastion is for he/theys and the persecution of Joan of Arc is for she/ theys and Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel is for they/ theys

Mutual 4: I'm going Sylvia Plath mode

Mutual 5: I need to smoke a blunt w thjis bitch *animal from the Muppets*

Mutual 6: been struggling with my depression lately *10 porn gifs in a row*

Mutual 7: here's how sasuke can still win

Mutual 2 again: babygirl man toxic yuri =^w^= :3c

Mutual 8: *genuine words of affirmation* :)

Mutual 9: if I were an isopod and you were an isopod would u celebrate the whalefall with me be honest

Mutual 10: vampires are the bisexuality of monster films

Mutual 11: *cool post* *cool fanart* *funny posts/tags* *goes inactive for six months* haha sorry I was lost in the wilderness *coolpost*

[niallc00l]

*Niall freaks out not know how or why that just happened*

HOLY SHADES!

*They spend a quick moment to take a look at the missing texture on the ground, he has no idea what to do. Niall gets colder to Samantha to ask something*

Did ya get some bug at that party? Is that why you were hurt? Have ya had this longer? ARE YA GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I ain't gonna be cool lettin' ya die because I did nothin...

Oh hey there bro, I think I mighta've seen ya before. Bein' this cool means ya see lotsa peeps.

*Niall sees something is off, Sam isn't wearing any shades!*

Ya know, ya'd probably be more recognizable with some shades!

- @niallc00l

Oh.. I guess I might’ve left them somewhere…

*She seems exhausted. Wonder what happened to her…*

I’ll probably go look for them… I’ll see ya arou-

*Out of nowhere, she throws up that texture missing pattern in front of Niall. She stays quiet for a few moments. She planned to run away, but she was honestly drained.*

I’m… so sorry about that.. I uh… I haven’t been feeling great…

-Samantha..

[kygerbearr]

doing this thing i like to call coolposting and its where i make posts and you guys like them

[yurisorcerer]

I feel like the discursive landscape has kind of flattened all media discussion into this false dichotomy of Ignorant Virginal Fandom Bloggers who know nothing about the stories they engage with and Profound Coolposter Understanders who have a deep and intimiate knowledge of why their preferred work is the most profound thing ever.

[niallc00l]

(Ollie is standing in the elevator, holding a good-size jar that seems to have been made into a terrarium. She stares into it, pupils wide as she watches lil isopods skitter around inside.)

"Mrrp mreow! (Hehe, silly lil guys!) - Ollie"

(Ollie lowers the terrarium in her paws and just then notices Niall there as well, smiling and waving at him. Despite being a katball, she then speaks perfect English)

"Hello there! - Ollie"

~ @thecreaturesoftheelevator

[Waving ello - Em]

*Niall is... taken aback by the the bugs in the jar. They keep the distance that he has but still greets himself. He gives an awkward but welcoming smile*

Oh, hey bro! What's uh... The deal with that jar?

[epic clav solo! hello. -Octever]

[octever]

Y-YOU-!

*Niall's stammering in anger as his veins are showing through his neck*

YA THINK THOSE MAKE YOU COOL!? IT DON'T MATTER HOW MAN YA GOT IN YO COLLECTION! IT'S ABOUT HOW MANY YA WEAR, AND WHAT THEY ARE TOO!

*His fists tighten up now, fired up now*

THOSE AIN'T EVEN SHADES THAT GIVE COOL! JUST-! JUST CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF REAL C-COOL PEOPLE LIKE ME!

C-C-C-COOL GRADIENT... HOW CAN YA BE "COOL" WHEN YA WEARIN' A MOCKERY OF SUNGLASSES. THE ONE THING THAT MAKES SOMEONE COOL.

-@niallc00l

"Uh, excuse you bruh, these are not a mockery of sunglasses. Not to mention it's just one pair of a whole collection I got. - Cool B)"

(Cool puts away their current pair of sunglasses and pulls a pair of "deal with it" sunglasses from a hidden pocket, putting them on)

[armadilloincowboyboots]

Oh yeah it armadillo time baby

*backflips backflips backflips*

#coolpost

[oogwayren]

IM SO COOL! IM THE COOLEST IM COOL COOL COL RAD COOL

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[sunny-day-and-more-play]

CHRISTMAS!!

MINIONS!!!

Look at them!! They’re so wonderful <:)

What a great way to celebrate!

[blemgoid]

been thinging about this coolpost again and all jokes aside, everything you enjoy in life, ESPECIALLY in a first world country, has been guaranteed by the use of Force; whether it’s the implicit threat of or actual factual act of Violence it has granted you your goodlife and nicethings, justified or not. The great crime of firstworlders is to be so far removed from Violence that you are unable to perceive the Force done on your behalf and incapable of applying Force without first going through an entrenchedsystem whose effectiveness entirely depends on your moneystatus/socialclass/race/gender/etc. The Guy With The Gun has and will always be the Motive Power of the world, his willingness to apply Force has secured your lifestyle, like it or not, but he will only act in his self interest and we are steadily moving towards a world where he’ll be better off focusing on him and his instead of helping you and yours. It is time to face reality, throw away your white woman totems and become your own The Guy With The Gun. Clock is ticking

talking to a neighbor tired of clenching her keys between her fingers when she walks two blocks to work and back in broad daylight so she went out and bought a pair of these "retractable self-defense claws" at $35 a pop.

it never ceases to amaze me how people will truecrimebrain themselves into thinking killers and traffickers are always around every corner, hidden in every bush, etc and live in constant fear, but instead of actually training with and carrying a proper defensive weapon they'll adopt this cargo cult mentality of wearing empowerment trinkets that, on the off chance they are attacked, would require the user to get withing arms reach of an assailant to be of any use. pro tip dumbass: buy the biggest gun you can get your hands on. desert deagle 50 caliper is best, if you cant afford it just get it on credit. it feels really good to shoot somebody in the head with it and you'll look really cool too

[the-cooler-osha]

YIPPEE! it's FLOOR TIME!