#cool utah

[adelphenium]

if you drew kailer yamamoto i might actually eat your entire page

your art is so gorgeous and seeing yamo drawn in your style would be the coolest thing ever!!!

augh thank you...!!! i've drawn a couple of kailers wayy back but here's yamo @ utah :")

[cowardlycowboys]

if you can see the northern lights please kindly explode because it should have happened to me instead

[peloblancophoto]

The Short Tunnel

[dappermouth]

heyy are you at Craft Lake City again this year? would love to see you there

Yes I am! I’m selling prints at the DIY Fest in Salt Lake all three days this weekend—I’m on my way there to set up shop as we speak. I’ll be in one of the indoor spaces! Come say hi!

[cryptid-called-ash]

Well… I did it… I made the Jeff x Michael au

I’m calling it Pit Guard au, takes place post-pizza sim but pre-pizzaplex

Basic premise is Michael offers to help Jeff fix up and run the old pizzeria, and Jeff isn’t about to turn down the funds and guidance. But everything comes with a price.

TW for heavy scaring

Michael design for the au, Jeff coming soon

Design and characterization explanation under cut

Michael survives the pizza sim fire unintentionally, I’m not explaining how in detail so pick your own poison

Inherited Afton robotics, which he turned into a state-of-the-art tech company. he also manages to reacquire Fazbear entertainment, but that’s way later.

Looks like he’s in his early thirties, is actually in his late fifties.

Almost completely healed from the whole ennard thing, but it permanently altered his body. He has dozens of scars from where the endo tore its way out of his skin.

The scar over his left eye is from Foxy’s hook, when he’d been doing maintenance on a breaker boxes and foxy caught him unawares. He practically sprinted back to the office and only finished fixing the breaker after 6am.

The one across his face is from FTfoxy knocking him out on night 3 of sister location. Made the springlock scene on night 4 much more stressful bc he’s actively bleeding and we all know you can’t get springlocks wet.

As per the running joke, the scooper dumped a shit ton of remnant into his emptied out body so he wouldn’t die. Which he technically didn’t but he’s definitely not human anymore.

Eyes glow; hair is completely white; blood is discoloured; skin is very pale and semi translucent; had fangs; and, oh yeah, needs to consume living blood to maintain the insane amount of remnant inside of him (the remnant won’t kill him if he doesn’t drink, but the sheer amount of pain he’d be in isn’t worth not drinking). So yeah, Michael is basically a remnant vampire instead of a remnant zombie now.

You can probably see what the price for his help is. Cue gay hijinks.

Very flirty and mildly unhinged personality, uses humour and flirting to mask his pretty serious depression and ptsd.

Death/remnant related memory issues. He remembers major events (Evan’s death, bite of 87, Lizzy’s death, etc) but everything else before his death is hazy at best. So he doesn’t actually recognize Oswald’s dad/freddy mask bully (who I’m calling Simon) at all. But Simon absolutely recognizes Michael and, oh boy, does it give him a heart attack to drop Oz off at Jeff’s only to run smack into his old friend who he hasn’t seen since 1985.

Speaking of Oswald, he ends up seeing Michael and Jeff as weird uncles. Both are surprisingly good with kids.

Michael can relate to Oz’s situation with pit trap (with pittrap being his actual father and all) and is more than happy to comfort Oz when needed.

Is a little vain and does a lot to maintain his appearance (daily workouts, extensive hair care, 8-step skincare routine, etc), being a literal decaying zombie really fucked him up.

Is 4am, gonna go sleep now 👍

[transannabeth]

nothing is wilder to me than how many knock offs have edward be a sexually experienced dom who has been with tons of women when in the twilight saga, edward is the one that makes him and bella get married before they have sex and is constantly stopping them when their makeouts get too heavy

meanwhile, bella spends the second half of the series horny 24/7 and explicitly doesn’t want to be turned until after her wedding night, risking her life to have sex with a vampire while still human because she doesn’t want her thirst for blood to be stronger than her want for edward when they have sex for the first time

mandatory “read the truth vs twilight page from the burke museum and the quileute tribe right now” and “consider helping the quileute tribe continue their move to higher ground” note. thank you!

[picpalace1]

Good morning everyone! Check out these beautiful picture from Arches National Park in Utah we thought you might like to see! Hope you enjoy! Have a great day!!

[speedyz3]

Taking a little stroll down Main Street in Helper, Utah. The city is a stroll down memory lane. Cool signs and buildings from a much simpler time.

[moonsidesong]

as a kid in utah, i remember really clearly that touch typing was a thing schools started teaching you as early as second grade, but my friends in arizona just. didn't ever learn and some of them are now teaching themselves to as adults. so now im kind of curious...

(It doesn't matter if their lessons actually stuck for you, I'm just curious if they even tried lol. feel free to also add in tags when they started teaching you and/or what general area of the country you live if you're comfortable!)

[utah-offical]

Some cool rocks I found at the lake the other day. There were more but I could only take so many home!

@cool-rocks-official have fun!

[not-so-superheroine]

okay, latter day saints (of all flavors)

in your opinion, who is the/your most based latter day prophet and why?

[wombatannihilator]

Oh, here’s a pic i snapped of the Balloon i saw today.

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[peloblancophoto]

The Short Tunnel

[theevilicecreamsoda]

If benrey were a dinosaur hed be a velociraptor

[vintagehoops]

Jay Humphries Stills

Born: Los Angeles, CA

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 185lbs

College: Colorado

Drafted: 1st Round - 13th Pick