#cool Scottish gal anon

[dykewithbenefits]

Been having fun thinking about a Lavender marriage between a fag (femboy) and a butch dyke. Their families are so overbearing so they thought the other basically counts as what they are into it. But the family eventually notices that no sounds ever come out their bedroom and start to ask questions. They want grandkids eventually. So these two start experimenting. She rims him and he fucks her face. Ass is like a cunt and a cock is basically a strap right? After not long they are both desperate for *proper* sex. So they try it out. Flash forward a couple weeks and the dyke has a bump growing and a collar saying "I love cock" :3. - The cool Scottish gal 😎

At first, they try to hide it from their queer friend group, shrugging it off as something they're just doing to stay safe and because they're such good friends. 

Of course, their other friends quickly notice that they've barely been dating anyone else since getting together, and aren't they a little too close, all snuggled up and fondling each other like that? They get the gist of the whole lavender marriage thing, but does that really entail the two of them making out and dry humping each other on the couch when the group is hanging out? Isn't it at least somewhat strange the way they keep sneaking their hands into one another's pants and moaning each other's names?

When the dyke starts to show, they finally come clear: they're no longer queer, but instead just another straight couple. No one is suprised—heck, the way the two of them have been going at it has even made some of their friends start thinking about getting into lavender marriages of their own.

To stay safe, of course. It's not just an excuse to get together with another queer person and fuck each other silly and straight...

[hollowknightheadcanons]

Sup nerds and welcome to a series of Cloth headcanons that I compiled into one text wall, brought to you by local trash can Scottish Cloth Anon

She grew up at the base of a big-ass tree in Bug Scotland Kingdom Name Pending

She'd always been a nervous gal and wasn't as bold as the other kiddos which was aBsOluTeLy gReaT for her self-esteem

Nola!!! She was Cloth's gf, not quite sure what type of bug Nola was but I'm leaning towards butterfly cuz they can also vibe near trees n all that, plus butterflies are cool

Anyway Nola and Cloth got attacked by some "ancient beast" (prolly a cat or something let's be real), they managed to take one of its teeth (what Cloth's club is), but Nola fucking died and Cloth left home afterwards cuz of the crushing survivor's guilt yayyyy

She'll be okay though, after she survives the Traitor Lord fight, and yes she does survive and doesn't die at all *sob*

Cloth and Tiso are sparring buddies, sometimes they take Myla with them so they can teach her how to defend herself

Scottish Cloth happened because Scottish accents are cool and I thought it suited her TuT Also I drew her in a kilt once and it was adorable and the headcanon definitely stuck after that

When she's pissed off her accent becomes so incomprehensible that no one can tell what the fuck she's saying, but it's terrifying regardless

She's easily jumpscared. Tiso absolutely takes advantage of this

See those bugs over there? Yeah that's Cloth's Found Family, don't fucking touch them or she'll tear your arms off and mount them on her wall

Cicadas are known for their songs, so Cloth's actually a pretty good singer!! Well Cloth herself doesn't think so, but Myla can confirm that she is

She gives really good hugs. Again, Myla can confirm this

But yeah Cloth is just a rly cool gal trying to overcome her lack of confidence and her self-worth issues, and bOY are there a lot of them :(((( But it's fine the Found Family is gonna support her and it's gonna be wholesome hjadhajdhjkshdf

Anyway that's all I can think of for now, sorry that this is so long lmfao

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Woah these are all really good!!! :0