#cooking the perfect steak

[bangjiazheng]

The Perfect Steak Every Time With These 3 Techniques

[softwaring]

filet w air fried garlic asparagus n mushrooms, fondant potatoes, and white cheddar n gruyère mac 🫡

[cirolik]

The crisp skin and rendered fat of a perfectly cooked salmon steak is almost too much

[iseeweirdthings]

I should take better pictures of my food!!!!! i'm sad but both of these were very good and i totally reused the same potatoes hahaha First pic is a Maple Miso Trout on a bed of radish greens and thinly cut roots, some beans potatoes and carrots and yea! very tasty would eat again

Second pic is a steak dish that made me wanna go vegetarian holding that piece of meat, then immediately taking it back as soon as I smelt it in the pan, served with a blood orange chimichurri and potatoes and some seared and sautéed mushrooms! very tasty would only eat again if someone else was there to help me eat so much food.

[puppercupboard]

Pupper do you think secondo would be able to cook? Would he like cooking?

Got the image of him kneading some homemade pasta dough in my head and it’s ruined me.

i think that secondo likes the romantic ideal of cooking. secondo likes the idea of being able to hand make pasta and likes the idea of being able to make a nice, from scratch pasta dish for what ever lover he's got a date w/ that night. i think he likes the idea of serving something he's made to his partner on a candle lit table and hearing them tell him that it tastes delicious

i just also think this man would very quickly come to the realization that making pasta by hand is a task for people who hate themselves....

or maybe just, y'know, for people who love cooking as more than a concept and weren't raised by a satanic church and don't have a lot of actual home making skills because that was largely handled by ghouls <:3c

[carltonlassie]

<- expert at cooking medium rare chicken breasts

[jozistyle]

Master the Art of Steak: Restaurant-Quality Tips at Home

Master the Art of Steak: Restaurant-Quality Tips at Home So how do you cook the perfect steak? In fact, how do you cook restaurant-quality steak at home? I’m going to tell you how. Choosing the Perfect Steak First, a big advantage that restaurants have over the average home cook is where they source their meat and how they store it. Restaurants do have a couple of tricks up their sleeve when…

[philosophicallie]

I feel so pathetic

[mallowmaenad]

gordon ramsey: and this... flayed corpse of a dead god...? [gives a perplexed look]

underpaid waitress: oh yeah that's really popular actually!

gordon ramsey: oh really? then I'll have one and... the ribeye steak and minestrone soup.

underpaid waitress: coming right up!

owner: fuck. we're so fucked he ordered the flayed god.

[cut to gordon poking at the stigmata of the silently screaming skinless diety cadaver on his plate with a spoon]

gordon ramsey: Soggy, greasy. God really is dead if this place is serving shit like this.

underpaid waitress: everything okay?

gordon ramsey: is this fresh...?

waitress, holding back laughter: oh, no no no. it comes in frozen and we thaw it in the microwave.

gordon ramsay: microwaved... disgusting. and what's this sauce?

underpaid waitress: the blood of the sinners.

gordon ramsay: t-the blood of the sinners on the corpse of a flayed god?? doesn't sound very... traditional.

underpaid waitress, smirking and shaking her head: nope!

gordon ramsay: take this back to the kitchen, I'm done.

underpaid waitress: he didn't like the flayed god.

line cook from new jersey who is also the owner's brother: waddayamean! I made it perfect. Cooked ta fuckin... fuckin perfection! have I eva burnt anythin' heea... oh im gonna go give him a peesa my mind!!!

[bangjiazheng]

The Perfect Garlic Butter Steak Recipe

[woodyoukindly]

Cook the perfect steak: Steak Diane

[yuvany]

#LIPSTICK STAINS 𝜗𝜚

Kissing Enhypen, and leaving a stain ...° • ot7 x fmr . . w.c : 680 . fluff + est relationship + kisses && not proofread !!

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𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆 "Where's my goodbye, babe?" He held his arms out, awaiting a kiss from you before going to work. With a sigh, you leaned forward on your toes and pressed your lips against his cheek softly. When you pulled away, you spotted a faint pink mark, and quickly tried to clean it, but Heesung was faster and stopped you from doing so. "You got lipstick on you, Hee." You pointed out. "I don't mind, this just means you'll be with me even at work."

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆 The smell of steak being cooked in the kitchen managed to find its way to your nostrils. You got out of your seat and sneaked into the kitchen, and observed your surroundings, seeing Jay sitting in front of the oven, totally distracted. Seeing his hard work, you decided to help him by plating the table. At the sound of plates and utensils, he asked you, "Baby, what are you doing?" You replied, "Just wanting to help the chef.", and placed a kiss by the corner of his lips.

𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐔𝐍 At first, Jake didn't see the stain on his jaw and continued to walk around the park with your hand in his. Every time you attemptedto wipe it away, Jake would intertwine your fingers and spin you around. You didn't seem to mind, but as more and more people glanced over at you two, you decided to tell him, "Jake, you have a lipstick stain on you." "What? Where?!" Jake panics and starts touching his face immediately. "If only you let me do it before." You exhale a chuckle, and wipe it away with your thumb.

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 was at the ice rink with you, helping you skate, his hands steadily holding yours. "Hoon, I'm tired." You complained, you felt like your knees where gonna give up on you at any moment now. "Go rest for a while, but don't forget to watch me." He said, ushing you to get out of the rink. After leaving you to sit on the wooden bench he stepped back onto the ice and skated around, avoiding the kids and other adults in the area. When he returned from his gracious skating you grabbed his face and kissed him on the nose. "Why are you so perfect?" You said to him, your eyes fixated on his now red nose.

𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 was quietly scrolling on his phone, and you crept up behind him on the couch, and poked the back of his nape with your finger. The sensation of your nails slightly scratching the skin startled him. Sunoo jumped up with a high pitched yelp as he grabbed his nape with his palm, and looked at you shocked. "Sweetheart!?" He was distraught by the act, and watched as you giggled to yourself. "Sorry, baby", you apologised, pressing your lips to his forehead, leaving a soft sheen of lipgloss.

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 and you were taking a nice stroll along the beach, the sand sinking underneath you. The sun was slowly making its way down the horizon, reflecting a warm, orange hue. After a while of walking, the two of you decided to sit underneath the tree with a bench to fully admire the sunset. As you both sat there, hand in hand, you took out your phone to take a picture, and mumbled, "It's so pretty," and Jungwon hummed in agreement, his eyes locked on you. You then turned around and placed a kiss to his cheek.

𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐈 You saw him sitting on the practice room's floor, and he must've seen you because of the mirrors hung on the walls. "Are you working hard?" You cooed at him, seating yourself beside him and placing the snacks you brought with you on the floor. "I'm dying!" Riki complained with a dramatic sigh. "Cheer up, can't be that bad." You giggled, and placed a kiss to his forehead. The lipstick mark was quite visible, and Riki saw it in the mirror, and spurted up. "I'm cheered up!" He pulled you up with him, as you giggled at his reaction.

[evilminji]

Okay this is going to drive me INSANE. D:>

Dearly beloved, Phandom darlings...

Can DANNY EAT VIDEO GAME/TV FOOD?

I... I NEED to know. You don't UNDERSTAND!? Think about it. No, seriously. THINK about all those HIGHLY unrealistic, too good to be true, PERFECT looking meals. Animated shows n games etc where there are chefs who will "cook for Anybody!"

Now think about being 14 going 20. A teenager. A broke college student. Your fridge is empty and everything you touch? Comes back to LIFE. You're... you're just so hungry. Tired. Your bruises have bruises and you have a paper due tomorrow.

I kinda want to CRY.

Can only eat cup ramen so many times before you DO.

And this show? That commercial? Yonder cooking game?? Well... they did a REAL good job animating it. It looks so WARM. So FILLING and COMFORTING. You can practically SMELL it.

You look down at your sad, soggy, cheap but you can afford it, EZ Noodles and? Feel something BREAK inside. You... you KNOW you can travel inside technology. KNOW this. Have done it before. Why... why AREN'T you? You can't keep living like this.

You gotta TRY, right?

I? Wanna believe it TOTALLY works?? Because Ectoplasm is weird like that? And just shrugs? Says "actual food, the concept of food backed by electricity, what's the difference? Sure, we can fuck with this"? And so Danny? IMMEDIATELY fucking switches his diet.

Like? Dead stop screech, slam on the breaks, u-turn to take that last off-ramp. Type IMMEDIATE.

Grocery bill? No, no, you mistake him! No. NOW it's his "carefully researched for their cooking, games and shows" bill. Touch his collection and he'll FUCKING BITE.

They got sticky notes on the cases. Menus n lil fold out "grocery store" locations. He punched a dragon for this fruit. Mmmmm, home cooked meeeeeals~

Just? Weird Foodie Danny. Yes he DOES know what those steaks taste like. While YOU fuckers were staring at the cat girls bizangas, HE was eating granny cat lady's home made meatball stew! Ha! YOU FOOLS!

More then that? I want him to write reviews. Like "yeah, fight system was OKAY but- *5 hour glowing rant about the food, sounding like a food critic who'd actually fucking gone and loved it* " and people are like?? Who? Is this funky lil madman? This is hilarious?

I want it to be DPxDC JUST? So everyone slowly starts to play the game "Meta or Shtick?" Because no one REALLY knows who he is. This dude gets POPULAR though. For some reason can't be hacked (shame on you guys! Way to try and ruin the FUN!). And like? Eventually? Someone just fucking ASKS?

And Danny is like... " wouldn't YOU like to know, weatherboy?"

So everyone is like:

"Meta."

But hey... since they're already ASSUMING~? >:3c WHOOOOO wants to help him PAY RENT~? Let's VLOG this fucker! Wooooo! Say "hi" Catchef! *feline noises* like? It's like a let's play combined with a mukbang.

Teen Heros everywhere are FACINATED. Game developers are suddenly like? "If there's food. You BETTER make it look amazing. We want that weird YouTube twink to... whatever his powers are, our game! Free viral marketing!" Food channels? Rending their clothes, on their KNEES, please! PLEASE! Just ANSWER OUR EMAIL! Just ONE SHOW! A one off! Guest appearance!

We have MONEY!!!

All while Danny? Is finally happy with his life. Weird as hell. Harrasing the world. Good food on the regular. Gets to travel, kinda. Best of all? He's raising money from it! Can help people! Now... who wants salad?

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter @lolottes

[harmonizeorelse]

Cook the perfect steak: Steak Diane

[luluthir]

Cook the perfect steak: Steak Diane

[beelzebubs-titties]

Fucking. Don't replace ur microwaves with airfryers. Cooks an amazing steak but if ur fridge is having a crisis and pretending to be a freezer you're FUCKED man. FUCKED