#cookie run has me in a chokehold

[piromina]

FIRMLY believe that his original name was blueberry yoghurt cookie and he founded the academy.

[drangliec]

hello cookie run people i humbly offer you this human affagato i drew in a fervor last night

[aquarius-cookie-jar]

I know CRTOA is pretty light on the lore side of things, but I am just curious.

Is Dark Choco still a prince, or was he just a regular cookie? There's no mention of a kingdom in his bio, though there are still some items in game that represent Cacao royalty. Idk.

Like I said, I know ToA isn't as lore-full-ish (idk the word) compared to OB or Kingdom, I'm just curious.

[raineadey]

so uhh that mistranslation huh

[lovelettersinc]

y’all ever wanna make ship content but then your brain juices run out? Like.. WHY DO I HAVE ZERO IDEAS FOR THINGS LIKE PURECACAO OR LIKE, MINTCOCOA. I DON’T EVEN HAVE IDEAS FOR MY RAREPAIRS OR MY OCS X OCS/OC X CANON. UGHHRXGGE

[softsummerlee]

sometimes ill just be casually existing and then a really hot fanart piece of fucking BLACK PEARL COOKIE shows up on my feed and reminds me how lesbian i am

[elysia-nsimp]

I have a problem and their name is B.A.D.4

Reblogs greatly appreciated uhhh dont steal or else :thumbs_up:

[the-artsy-principality-askblog]

Wow... I uh. Forgor about this blog, huh?

[always-smileing]

[waiting-on-mars]

rye cookie is the butch lesbian cowgirl we all need

[gl0st1ck]

“Oh hey! College’s calming down a bit, let’s work on totbp-“

My cookie run oc that’s been sitting in my drafts: “Hey :D”

[brittle-doughie]

I imagined a rather funny scenario in my head. Y/N Cookie, being with Golden Cheese, sees Burning Spice's large army, but ends up paying more attention to Nutmeg Tiger and Cilantro Cobra Cookie.

And at the same moment they notice the two, they end up falling in love for the first time. And ends up activating Pokemon's Brock mode, running at high speed and literally getting in front of both of them in seconds, and starting to flirt with them.

And many think that this won't work and they will die right then and there, but it turns out that it actually works, and Y/N got two monster girlfriends there without much effort.

“Ha, what do you take me for? You think a couple little sickly sweet words will sway me? I’d have half a mind to rend you to crumbs for such a reckless act….”

“I’m not saying no despite it all. You tried even when there’s the chance I’d say no and crush you. The strength to still try despite the obvious odds is..admirable, I’d be a fool to not recognize that strength. Please, allow me to be your other half and I promise to value both strength AND our love together…”

“Well now, it ssseems I have a cookie in my chokehold. It’sss quite cute to sssee you pledge your love to your me, it’sss been a while sssince I’ve had a cookie compliment my ssscales. As if I’m going to passss up thisss opportunity, you’re ssstuck with me now and I tend to get clingy with my love….”

You and the monster girlfriends you pulled by being silly-

[toxictigertonic]

Alright, I've been cursed with new blorbos (don't worry DJ will always be my number one). Outlast trials has me in a chokehold, specifically Franco, but all the prime assets are running around in my brain causing problems. I'm subjecting you to my stupid food headcanons as a result:

COYLE

- This mother fucker drinks hot sauce. Like. Chugs the shit. You can't take him anywhere without him bringing a bottle of Tabasco.

- Takes his coffee black, but will add a little sugar if no one is looking. Can't let people know that he doesn't like plain black coffee.

- He feels like a big breakfast kinda guy, with all the fixings. If you took him to a diner that'd be what he'd get, no matter the time of day.

- Would he disgusted by energy drinks EXCEPT classic redbull. Now imagine this man hyped up on caffeine.

- Would still eat his scrambled eggs if he got shells in them. Would say some shit like "the shells put hair on your chest"

- Trusting this man to bake anything is a fire hazard, it doesn't matter if it's those pre cut cookie rolls, they're catching fire.

- Says he hates desserts then stares down a slice of pecan pie from across the room like it owes him money.

MOTHER GOOSEBERRY

- The only one I trust to cook tbh, and that's not saying much.

- If you took her to get coffee she'd get the sweetest thing on the menu (and Futterman would bitch and moan about it the whole time) or she'd get a chai latte. Futterman would demand a black coffee.

- I would trust her to make me an apple pie and then she'd put the drill in it bc the crust came out wrong.

- She feels like a woman who really likes jam. Maybe I am projecting but jam is cool.

- She will not touch an energy drink bc they taste bad to her, and bc Futterman would throw a fit about how bad they are for your teeth. No caffeine fueled death sprint for her, but based on her singing and the whole angel dust thing I don't think she needs it.

- I would make her pancakes she seems pretty cool.

- Likes the batter for desserts more than the finished products.

FRANCO

- God help us where do I begin

- On one hand I wanna say he makes some bomb ass Italian food. On the other hand I wanna say he burns cereal.

- Speaking of cereal, he's the kinda guy who let's his cereal turn to paste in the bowl before he eats it.

- Considering what we know about the wolf's milk drink, I'm frightened by this man's palette. Genuinely terrified.

- I think he would die if he tasted hot sauce. I think Coyle is aware of this fact and has plans.

- Give him an energy drink if you wanna see him start doing flips. He thinks they're gross but he's also like "fuck yeah pure sugar I love these"

- Likes his cookies so underdone that they're basically raw (me too chief)

- If you cooked him a homemade meal he'd cry while eating it. Then he'd get pissed because you made him cry.

- He's my little skrunkly doo so I'm feeding him wet plaster ❤️

If I'm wrong about anything bc it's actually stated in the lore I do not care tell Red Barrels to get their facts straight (/J I SWEAR)

I haven't had time to look at Gooseberry's or Coyle's lore so I don't know if they have some super important amazing cooking skills that I'm missing out on. Feel free to tell me if you think I'm wrong or have your own ideas about these idiots.

[flurr-fields]

Cookie run kingdom has got me in a chokehold rn… o_o

[gabessquishytum]

I have human domestication au thoughts which i will compile later but... the reverse has me in a chokehold rn... idk if dream has his fishbowl century in this au bc its two very different flavors, each good. But! Hob keeping dream captive but for Caring Reasons. It would be cool the more endless were in on it, i think. To keep dream safe (from himself) hes been put into hobs loving care and given hot meals and cuddles and blankets and tea until hes less, uh. Self hating? Self destructive? Hes not functional on his own!! At first it was fine but concerning bc he was still keeping his realm running but thats now started deteriorating too as his own health gets worse... im meaning this in a "forced vacation to the seaside" way not a "chained up Stockholm syndrome in the basement" way. Hob is sweet, dream likes being around him. He just needs... a push.. maybe its a way to get him to hand over his role as dream to daniel and retire without Fading To Nothingness? Hob keeps him fed and warmed in the transition period but dream is crabby and does NOT want to be there!! Just the forced caretaking of it!! Dream can rant and rage all he wants but hes Not going back to his role!! If hob has to tie him to the bed to get him to rest he'll do it gladly!! He'll feed dream sweets and coo about how he'll get dream so soft and relaxed. He'll love him so good he wont even Want to leave... dream starts to look forward to it...

-🔪

Yesss I love this!!! Dream being Forcibly Cared For is truly the only way he's going to get some rest and recuperation, and obviously Hob is the perfect candidate to lovingly hold him against his will <333

Its even more amusing and iconic if there's... literally nothing holding Dream there at all? He could literally leave at any time but he just doesn't. Like he's complaining about how Hob has kidnapped him and this is so awful and he's so mad, but the whole time he could totally just walk out of the flat???

Hob is like "Yes dear I know. I'm terrible and awful. Do you want another cookie? A foot massage?" While Dream pulls a grumpy face and snuggles down deeper into the blanket nest Hob constructed specifically for him. He's so mad and hes totally going to get him revenge... maybe after the next season of "Britain's Most Haunted". (Hob is somehow at least three of the ghosts and Dream secretly finds it hilarious)

[callmeajorallie]

My Late Introduction!

Well this is late, but eh, since my mistress/p has recently joined Tumbler I thought I might as well do this.

My name on this site is rather obvious, so I won't bother with that, I go by she/her pronouns, all you need to know about my age is that I am a minor.

Current hyperfixations/interests that have a chokehold on my brain

Object shows; primarily ii (99.9% sure I am a Mephone4 kinnie/j), hfjONE (heh traumatized backpack go brr-) & bfnm (I don't support hypercrystal)

Dog man; yes the graphic novel series meant for children, I enjoy it for the slapstick & the subtle dark undertones. Whether that be the fact that nurse lady sentenced a man to death to save a dog or Petey's messed up childhood

Fairly oddparents a new wish; Mainly for the Dev & Peri angst, but that's a story for another day.

Cookie run kingdom/Ovenbreak (God the amount of ocs I've made-)

To be honest I'm low-key ashamed to admit this one due to it's infamy, but I'd be lying to myself if I didn't share this long term interest (like years); Gacha-

Dandy's world (I do not support the creator & their actions I just enjoy the game-)

DNI if you...

Support A.I art

Are racist, sexist, ablest, etc.

Make lewd content; please. I don't need to see that.

& all the other general stuff (M.A.Ps, telling people to kys, harassment, etc.)

My general inspirations for joining Tumbler

Maxphilippa

Burgycreeper405

LettermanJacket

Extras/fun facts

I use ibis paint for my art

I tend to write more than I draw

I like writing a lot actually, especially story writing

I'm extremely anxious so posting takes a good amount of mental preparation (Pretty sure I have G.A.D a.k.a generalized anxiety disorder but I ain't sure)

EDT timezone for me