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oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin · 3 years ago
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fucking dorks (x)
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themattress · 6 years ago
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My Top 11 Favorite MCU Side Characters (Infinity Saga)
11. Wong - Doctor Strange’s hilariously stone-faced friend and partner. He’s all right.
10. Ned - Peter Parker’s pal. He could get annoying in Homecoming, but his legitimately funny scene in Infinity War and legitimately touching scene in Endgame redeemed him.
9. Luis - Scott Lang’s ex-con friend and a story-telling genius, he steals every scene he’s in.
8. M'Baku - A really funny, cool and heroic version of Man-Ape. I love this guy, he’s great!
7. Phil Coulson - An iconic side character from Phase 1, who served as the face of S.H.I.E.L.D and played a pivotal role in bringing the Avengers together. He ranks lower than he could due to the ill-advised decision to resurrect him on TV, cheapening him considerably. 
6. Selvig, Jane & Darcy - All three place here because they had such a great dynamic in the original Thor and were all very charming in how they compared and contrasted to one another. Phase 2 was not kind to them, but they have since seen a literary return to form.
5. JARVIS - I know he had to go away in order to make Vision, but I still miss him, damn it! He was an integral, memorable part of the Iron Man trilogy and original Avengers, after all.
4. Harold "Happy" Hogan - Jon Favreau may have left the director’s chair after Iron Man 2, but he stayed on board as Happy for every other movie that required his presence, and I couldn’t be happier (pun intended) because he just embodies that character perfectly.
3. Shuri - T’Challa’s little sister is more badass than he is, plus a lot more entertaining!
2. Yondu Udonta - One of the most interesting and well-developed side characters in the entire MCU, and with only two film appearances! Michael Rooker was amazing in the role, and served as the heart of GotG Vol. 2. His death and funeral always gets me choked up.
1. Nick Fury - Again, obvious choice, but it’s Nick fucking Fury! The man well-deserves it.
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kimwexlers-brownhair · 7 years ago
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Oh shit. I just had an epiphany about Sandor:
When he looks at Ned, does he subconsciously see who he might have been without Gregor? Like Ned, maybe he'd be stern and stone-faced, a fighter, but also kind-hearted and true. A possible family man. And conversely, if Gregor were Ned's sibling instead of Brandon, Lyanna, and Benjen, would Ned have become Sandor?
Maybe Sandor idealizes the Stark family. Maybe he also resents them their happiness, their prestige. Perhaps he starts projecting onto Ned and begins feeling fatherly toward the wild little girl who brings Ned flowers on the King's Road. Maybe he feels brotherly when observing her with Jon at Winterfell. After all, you gotta know that if Sandor relates to Ned, he must doubly relate to Jon. Both of them are so much like Ned (at least in Sandor's mind), but they're still on the outside of the Stark family.
Sandor never got to be the brother to his sister that he wanted to. With Arya and Jon, maybe he sees what that relationship could have been like.
Meanwhile, there's also the blue-eyed, auburn-haired Catelyn standing next to Ned, looking at her husband with true love in her eyes. That's a rarity in King's Landing, and yet Sandor recognizes it as something he's always wanted. He's always maintained he's a better guy than most at King's Landing, so if it weren't for his brother and his face, why not him? Even if the whole concept is like something out of a song.
Coincidentally, here comes Sansa, like something out of a song. She looks very much like her auburn-haired mother, the one who stared tenderly at Ned. Sandor truly believes he would have been like Ned if it weren't for everything else....and the little bird is so sweet and she smells good...
So why won't she look at HIM?!
(GRRM, this is one more reason why you should have aged up Sansa in the books! It would much better illustrate the sweetheart/sister dynamic Sandor shares with both girls.)
I'm aware this makes Sandor's motives sound almost like Petyr's. Like Sandor, Petyr idealized a highborn family yet came to resent them, and both fixate on the Sansa figure.
The difference is in their behavior, their actions. Petyr speaks sweetly to Sansa, flatteringly. He also destroys her entire family. He does nothing but lie. In contrast, Sandor growls at and intimidates both Sansa and Arya, thus acting out his resentment, but ultimately he guides and protects them. He tells them hard truths they need to hear, and tries shielding them from harm as he would his imaginary sweetheart and imaginary sister.
As he once put it, "No one will hurt you again or I'll kill them."
Both Petyr and Sandor desire Sansa and romanticize her, but it's clear to me Sandor is the one with the better chance, especially after he has some character rehab on the Isle. It's true he terrified Sansa and threatened her, but he's obviously willing and able to unlearn those behaviors. Petyr simply does not care to change.
Petyr was a romantic who became a bad person after dejection and hides it, and Sandor was a romantic who became a good person after dejection and hides it. Both are expert in keeping back their true natures, though not always successfully.
The important lessen here is that my SanSan bias isn't showing at all.
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jodiwalker · 7 years ago
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These Are the Best Things Happening on ‘Game of Thrones’ Right Now, Part II
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Hey y'all, something bad is coming on Game of Thrones, so just real quick, let's remember the good times in episodes 3 and 4, when teenage assassins were reuniniting with their teenage ruler sisters and teenage psychic brothers. When Littlefinger was getting ragged on so hard. When Jon and Davos had nothing better to do than chalk up the cave walls of Dragonstone with little bitty zombie drawings to prove a point and flirt with Missandei, respectively.
There were Catspaw Dagger references for the most careful of watchers, Jon saying "I'm not a Stark" as a Targaryen dragon flies overhead for the mildly observant viewer, and there's Jon and Dany touching each other's wrists in caves for everyone else who's just like, I don't understand what's happening here, I've never understood what's happening here, I don't care what's happening here, but I will be here until it's all over and Dany has married her nephew, SO HELP ME R'HLLOR.
So, once again, this is not a recap, not a review, just a simple, definitive, and all-encompassing list of The Best Things Happening on Game of Thrones right now (which is to say last week and the week before):
Almost Everyone Playing the Game of Thrones Is a Baby-Child
It suddenly became clear in episode 3 that while the lead characters in Game of Thrones don't seem particularly young when they are commanding their armies and large, magic animals—when they come face to face in a throne room, they suddenly seem like two particularly formidable and hormonal teenagers facing off at a Model United Nations simulation. Except, y'know, one of them recently died and was resurrected by a thousand year old sexy priestess, and the other has a bunch of giant toddler dragons and, like, ended slavery, I think.
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I'm, of course, speaking of Dany and Jon, the two most popular rulers at Westeros High. Now, since Kit Harrington and Emelia Clarke are each 30, you wouldn’t think they would seem that young…but they're also both, like, 5'1 if they're an inch, so when they first came face-to-face in episode 3, they more often resembled a couple of adorable Shiba Unus tussling over a Kong ball and sniffing each other's butts, instead of two rulers arguing over getting to save the world in the specific way they want to.
In that sense, their first meeting was a particularly precious reminder of how young they still are. Yes, all the GoT kids were aged up three or four years from the books at the start of the series, but Dany and Jon are still only 22 or 23 as they fight to save the world from heretofore unknown evils—and by that, I of course mean Queen Cersei making ever woman get her goofy pageboy haircut. 
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When Missandei announces Dany like one of Blair Waldorf's be-headbanded lackeys, Game of Thrones briefly turned into a Disney Channel Original movie, bringing along all the clashing dynamics of darkness and precociousness a DCOM denotes. You can practically hear Missy saying, "You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn, President of the Student Council, rightful member of the A/B Honor Roll, rightful owner of a used Ford Prius she got as a reward for said A/B Honor Roll, Haver of an Afterschool Volunteer Internship at a Veterinary Office, Breaker of Bullies, the Sister of a College Sophomore Who Lets Her Wear His Old Fraternity Formal Shirts So People Think She's Cool, Voted Most Likely to Play with Fire and Like It a Little Too Much, and the Survivor of a Particularly Bad Case of Strep Throat Last Year.
You scared yet Jon Snow, you creepy-loner-who-doesn't-know-he's-hot-and-smokes-cigarettes-behind-the-school-but-secretly-makes-all-As-and-has-a-heart-of-gold-Patrick-Verona-lookin'-ass, you?
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If Dany hasn't stood up on the Iron Throne and tearfully choked her way through a rendition of the "10 Things I Hate About Jon Snow" by the end of all this, I will be shocked. Because, as we will discuss later, Dany doesn't hate King Jon (King Snow? No, that doesn't sound right, does it Davos)…not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
The Stark Children Are Happy…Well, As Happy As a Live Stark Child Can Be
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Of course that's not even mentioning the actual children roaming around Winterfell with severe PTSD and a recently developed case of the huggies. Sansa's running the Stark show at Winterfell while Jon is away at Dragostone giving up all his weapons and doing arts and crafts in the underground caves, and in her time as a prisoner of various evil families, she seems to have picked up quite a knack for organizing grain supplies and commanding that leather be added to armor because the dipshits apparently haven't heard that WINTER HAS COME.
I thought Sansa would be cool for like an episode or two and then go back to being dreadful, but her recent transition from Little Sister to Big Sister inside the walls of Winterfell seems to be suiting her well. When Meera finally brings Brann back home and after dragging his 6'4 ass all over the North, she gets exactly zero sibling hugs because her brother died protecting Brann—justice (and a warm shower) for Meera—but the newly minted Three Eyed Raven gets a sweet embrace from big sister Sansa. 
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He returns the love by informing Sansa that now he can see everything that's ever happened in the world, including the worst night of her life when she was forced to marry Ramsay and he raped her.
Hey Brann, I know it's not your fault that Jaime Lannister pushed you out of a window, and your dad got beheaded, and Theon fake-torched you, all setting you on a fan-least-favorite path toward becoming the Three Eyed Raven but—you totally suck! Someone else can tell Jon he's a Targaryen if it means you having to be all weird to your sisters now that you're finally, gloriously, wonderfully reunited. In this extended high school analogy I've been drawing, Brann is the kid who took one philosophy class at the community college for extra credit and thinks he knows everything now. You don't know shit, Brann!
Okay, fine, Brann knows some shit, and is obviously intended for some higher purpose in this game of thrones or he surely wouldn't have been—quite literally—dragged through all seven seasons. I just wish that purpose was being a nice supportive brother to his super-survivor sisters, which brings us to…
ARYA IS BACK AT WINTERFELL AND SHE SPARRED WITH BRIENNE AND MAYBE THEY CAN GO LADY-ARMOR SHOPPING TOGETHER NOW, WHAT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?!
As it turns out, the already disparate Stark children have become even more contrasted with time and (grueling, awful, traumatic, painful, oftentimes unbelievable) circumstances. Sansa, who was a pretty girl who wanted to marry a prince, is now the Wardeness of Westeros' largest region with a keen political mind and a dude who would fucking love to marry her that she's constantly mocking. Arya was a tomboy who had a real good time at her afterschool swordsmanship lessons, and has since grown into a stone-cold assassin who cuts people's faces off and magic-pastes them onto her own face, then feeds those recipient of the face-cutting to his own family, and then also kills that entire family. Brann has turned from a boy who liked to ride horses into Westeros' creepy Miss Cleo, and also, he no longer goes by Brann, and also, is a pretty constant dick to the women in his life.
That all kind of made me love their reunions even more though. Arya saying, "Do I have to call you Lady Stark?" as her first greeting to Sansa was incredible. Sansa replying, "Yes," very much in the way of Old Sansa, but then turning around and hugging Arya and bonding with her about how much pain they've lived through and how everything they used to know is dead except for each other was even better. And Sansa telling Arya that "Brann has visions," in the same tone of voice you might warn a guest that your little brother has recently gotten really into making his own chainmail was EVEN BETTER.  There was also Jon all the way over at Dragonstone being all "She's startin' to let on" when Tyrion says that Sansa is smarter than she lets on—love those two, sure hope Littlefinger doesn't turn them against each other and shatter my heart into a million pieces!
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But simply the best was watching those three rough and tumble Starks wheel and walk their way back from the Weirwood tree and into their home at Winterfell, down a couple family members, not really sure of who they've become, and probably on the brink of being murdered by ice zombies, sure…but they're also together—three lone wolves restored to a pack—and, for now, they're alive.
Of course, it is hard to ignore all that side eye Sansa was giving Arya as she sorted that out that Lil' Sis super-duper was not kidding about having a murder list. But Sansa isn't on said murder list, and hey, she also once fed a dude to his (canine) children, so maybe this girl gets it. Maybe everything will be fine and once Jon and Dany save the world, they can all go in on a family beach house together and parasail on dragons. Speaking of…
THAS-A-MUTHAFUGGIN-LOOT-TRAAAAAAAIN
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I've always thought of Weiss and Benioff as kind of cool young dudes who were surprisingly hot and surprisingly married to Amanda Peet (which I would want to brag about in Emmy speeches too, no shade). But for some reason, recently, they've started to seem more and more to me like kind of clueless dads who, were we ever to see their legs in the after-show interviews, would be wearing pristine New Balances with loosely fitted light-wash jeans.
I don't know if it's because I recently fell into a deep dark YouTube black hole where I watched clips of a panel where Sophie Tuner and Maisie Williams interviewed B&W and just keep making fun of them for being old (of note, Sophie Turner is really funny). Or if it's because they're quite literally getting older and making this show where they have to spend three million dollars to light 20 real people on fire in order to make it look like 1,000 fake people are being lit on fire has probably aged them an extra decade.
But mostly I think it's because now that they're out from under the shadow of GRRM they can stop pretending they're dead inside and let their TV pathos flags fly, and that alone makes them seem a lot less hard than they used to. Them talking about how Dany and Jon it's so obvious Jon and Dany have developed feelings for each in the cave scene was just adorable. Guys! They've had like, two conversations, and neither one has made a single inappropriate "bend the knee" joke which they obviously would if they were two real life 19-year olds falling in luv in a cave.
All this is to say that, I am so thankful to them for bringing GoT to my television, but truly, only two dumb dads could have taken this insane, explosive, dragon-fueled battle and called it…"The Loot Train Attack." Or as I prefer to call it: the mutha fuckin' LOOOOOT TRAAAAAAIN!!!
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There is nothing that I can personally write that would make the battle where Dany brought dragons to a sword fight at the counsel of Jon any better than it already was, so I'll be brief: It is in episode 4 of season 7, at the end of the Loot Train—LOOT TRAAAAAAAIN!—battle, as Jaime charges Daenerys with a giant spear, that it became clear just how impossibly complex this web of character has become. It used to be impossible to root for anyone because they were all either evil or definitely going to die in the next episode exactly because they weren't evil. No more.
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I had no idea who I would choose to live and die between Jaime and Dany. And that is perhaps unique to me because in this game of thrones, everyone can choose their own winner and we can all be simultaneously right and wrong. Just as the people of Westeros are born into certain houses, we all have our allegiances. But the time is coming for us to also make important choices, because things can only be happy reunions and convenient river dives and spare Sand Snake killings and flirty-cave-fun-times for so long. Sides will be chosen, alliances will be made, and main characters will start getting their heads chopped off again. Weiss and Bennioff might be out dads, but if TV has taught me anything—and it has taught me literally everything—it's that tough love is the most rewarding form of parenting.
And also that women always keep their bra on during sex—except for right here on H-B-O!
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hyperbolicpurple · 8 years ago
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Smut Swap letter
ASOIAF - Asha/Jon, Edric Dayne/Arya, Mya/Sansa Game of Thrones - Jon/Sansa/Daenerys, Jon/Sansa Original Work - Goddess/Male Worshipper
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
Asha Greyjoy/Jon Snow
Asha seems like Jon’s type, and would have fun with him. We know from her rape roleplay kink chapter she’s pretty in tune with her desires, while Jon is pretty inhibited--that might be a nice dynamic to play with. Definitely has a femdom vibe for me, or switching/fighting for dominance would be fine, or Asha topping really hard from the bottom, but it’s hard for me to see something like Jon enjoying Qarl’s part in the rape/forced submission roleplay.
Would be v. happy with canon compliant, canon AU, or other AU (including modern AU).
Since I’m requesting the book canon here, please stick with book physical descriptions. (i.e., Jon doesn’t have curly black hair)
Feel free to combine prompts if you’re so inspired!
Antagonism Leads to Sex - you know she’d mock him mercilessly while he glowered and finally snapped
Blow Jobs - he loves it, but is totally incapable of admitting it/asking for it; she’s a tease and likes to drive him nuts
Bondage - they take turns tying each other up with increasing creativity
Casual Sex - no feelings, no strings, just a really good time
Cunnilingus - Jon Snow knows one thing
Dirty Talk - Asha, of course, and at the most inconvenient times (like whispering in his ear when they’re in public)
Face Slapping - especially if Jon is embarrassed by how much he loves it and how totally hard he gets
Face-Sitting - I love it, especially when the guy is super enthusiastic and probably is gonna get a crick in his neck and the woman teases him by pulling away but he really wants it
Femdom - interested in bondage and D/s but not painplay (see other prompts), except for hair-pulling, which is A-OK
Fuckbuddies to Lovers - I love a good case of accidentally growing feelings (Jon at least has a history of this)
Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex - especially if it’s public or semi-public (not enough room to request Library Sex, but that would be good here); or other people being around but not present, like, idk, camping or something
Kneeling - Jon; I love the anticipation the waiting; naked kneeling with boners yay
Oral Sex - I just love it in general; see: Cunnilingus and Blow Jobs; also 69s are great
Outdoor Sex - you know Asha has much more adventurous ideas about where it’s appropriate to have sex
Public Blow Jobs - under the table at dinner, let’s say, or something similar
Sexting - Jon gets all these amazingly hot texts at really inconvenient times and places, but you know he is the most awkward sexter
Shower Sex - :)
Undercover as a Couple - I love this as a situation that leads to smut, especially all the little touches that are supposed to be an act but really fire them up
Vaginal Fisting - Jon is wary/worried but Asha is enthusiastic
Woman on Top - Asha prefers to set the pace; maybe her holding him down
Edric Dayne/Arya Stark
Obviously I have a thing for all kinds of outdoor sex here--Arya’s just such an outdoorsy kind of person and Ned’s spent plenty of time outdoors too, being a traveling squire, so I think it would just come naturally to them.
Would be v. happy with canon compliant, canon AU, or other AU (including modern AU).
Feel free to combine prompts if that inspires you!
Cunnilingus - love, esp. face-sitting or first times (either way)
Experienced/Inexperienced - Arya being the more experienced, Ned the less
Fake/Pretend Relationship - Arya needing to bring someone home for the holidays, maybe; I love the “fake” affection becoming real
Forest Sex - what’s sexier than dried leaves up your ass? jk, but I would love a little dirt/grime in this, or sex up against a tree
In Water - Dornish water gardens, maybe? or just pool/jacuzzi/bath/etc sex
Loss of Virginity - can be both of them together, or just Ned, but would prefer not just Arya
Oral Sex - I love all kinds; 69s welcome
Outdoor Sex - see above, and other prompts
Playful Sex - I love laughter during sex
Rain Sex - sexy desperate rain-soaked kisses, dragging off wet clothes, etc
Reunion Sex - after not seeing each other for years (the war? winter?)
Thank God We’re Alive Sex - the rush of adrenaline and relief just takes over
Woman on Top - self-evident, lol
Sansa Stark/Mya Stone
Aphrodisiacs - I love repressed feelings/desires coming to the forefront; being overwhelmed by desire, shedding inhibitions, all that good jazz
Blindfolds - I like the anticipation aspect of not being able to see and instead having to listen and feel, not being sure of what exactly is going to happen
Comfort Sex - some emotional h/c please?
Cunnilingus - adore it; first times would be great for this ship
Dry Humping - I love it, like, you know it could be better and you want more, but you just can’t stop to undress, maybe the roughness of clothes, grinding against thighs, unf
Experienced/Inexperienced
Fantasizing - with a healthy side of pining
Face-Sitting - plz (I can see Sansa being really unsure/tentative here, that would appeal a lot)
First Time with a Woman - either or both
Frottage - I love it, like, you know it could be better and you want more, but you just can’t stop to undress, maybe the roughness of clothes, grinding against thighs, unf
Hedonism - Sansa just wants to feel good all the time
Mutual Masturbation - first times would be great, or some kind of regular setup/arrangement that they totally don’t talk about
Oral Sex - love, in general; 69s welcome
Overstimulation - pushed past pleasure into something that’s just intense or even painful; crying welcome
Playful Sex - I love laughter during sex
Praise Kink - either way would be great!
Rain Sex - sexy desperate rain-soaked kisses, dragging off wet clothes, etc
Reunion Sex - after not seeing each other for years (the war? winter?)
Tribadism -
Vaginal Fisting - I’m so into it and I need more of it in my life; the overwhelmingness of it (giving or receiving) is appealing to me
Game of Thrones (TV)
Jon Snow/Sansa Stark/Daenerys Targaryen
Blindfolds - I love a character having ot rely on their other senses, not knowing exactly what’s coming and getting wet/hard from anticipation
Blow Jobs - he loves it, but is totally incapable of admitting it/asking for it
Cunnilingus - I think we all know what Jon Snow knows, but also a compare/contrast with everyone’s different oral ~styles would be good?
Face-Sitting - I love it, especially when the giver is super enthusiastic and probably is gonna get a crick in their neck and the receiver teases them by pulling away but the giver really wants it
Femdom - Dany as the dom (Dany could also dom Sansa into domming Jon, or the other way around - domception!); I bet Dany would appreciate control and I’d love to see what that means to her
Femsub - Sansa as the sub (someone who wants to be taken care of and wants to have the decisions taken out of her hands for a little while)
First Time Topping - Dany (see above); I love inexperienced tops and how they navigate that
Historical Roleplay - I am really taken with the idea of a modern (or more modern) Dany/Jon/Sansa doing some weird roleplay of their GOT canon selves
Impregnation - Jon + two wives situation? getting an heir? definitely headcanon that Jon gets off on the idea
Incest Kink - incest for everyone! let’s just totally blur the lines between family and lovers like good Targs
Kneeling - Jon or Sansa or both
Lazy/Gentle Sex - fluff please
Library Sex - I love when they have to stay quiet and/or almost get caught
Marriage of Convenience - Jon + two wives, duty turns to something more
Oral Sex - oral for everyone! 69s, oral train (trying to concentrate on giving head while getting, one of my faves)
Overstimulation - two characters gang up on the third
Praise Kink - bet Sansa likes to hear she’s doing a good job, or Jon, or Dany, hell, they can just have a praise circle if you want
Sex Pollen - “whoops I just found myself in bed having wild sex with these two beautiful people, let’s all give into our strongly repressed feelings!”
Sleepy Sex/Morning Sex - would love for this to be really indulgent or sweet; sleeping in?
Vaginal Fisting - desperately want, either Sansa or Dany receiving is fine, the overwhelmingness of it (giving or receiving) is appealing to me
Jon Snow/Sansa Stark
Season six is everything to me! I love their individual and mutual issues, like trust issues, combined with a healthy dose of “we’re the only ones left” and “we only have each other to depend on.” A little emotional codependency would not go awry. They probably also spent a lot of time on the road together traveling across the North; capitalizing on that would be great. Would also be happy to see other Northern locations like beyond the Wall, Skagos, or Bear Island.
Antagonism Leads to Sex - I LOVE the tent argument scene, something following that or following something like that would be excellent
Aphrodisiacs - they would never act on their feelings/desires ... unless prompted like this, and they just give in and go whole hog
Arranged Marriage - I love the “salty teens” phenom, something along those lines would be A+
Awkward Sex - awkward sex is my jam! laughter is great, prefer an upbeat tone to tons of angst or disappointment (though some is fine)
Bathing/Washing - an h/c element would be welcome, or something post-Battle of the Bastards, blood and sweat and grime & you can never be clean but they try anyway. it’s pretty hard to have sex in medieval-sized baths, so the godswood maybe?
Coercion by Identity Deception - Alayne Stone? (mix the books in here if you like); I like manipulative Sansa, but I also like Jon seeing through it and going along, so feel free to be as dubious as you like
Comfort Sex - grieving together, reassurance of each other’s presence
Cunnilingus - Jon Snow knows one thing
Dry Humping - I love it, like, you know it could be better and you want more, but you just can’t stop to undress, maybe the roughness of clothes, grinding against thighs, unf
Face-Sitting - plz (I can see Sansa being really unsure/tentative here, that would appeal a lot)
Fantasizing - they would never act on such base desires, but they do think about it
High Heels - Sansa ... and now she’s got several inches on Jon, yes!
Incest Kink - go full Targ with Jon or both of them; angst away or they can be totally carefree about it
Marriage of Convenience - always love! duty sex, duty sex becoming more than duty, etc
Scars - Jon’s especially, or both of theirs; INTIMACY ISSUES!!!
Sex After Fighting/Battle - Battle of the Bastards or War for the Dawn (camp tent sex?); can be rough
Sex in a Car - limited space and movement, the classic losing-your-virginity-in-the-backseat trope
Sex Pollen - same feel as Aphrodisiacs above
Sharing a Bed - always love this, forced proximity = sex, yeah!; maybe they have a hard time sleeping alone or have to share while they’re traveling together (safer to travel as husband & wife?)
Sharing Body Heat - same as bed-sharing, give me the tropiest iteration and I will be happy; would love h/c; the North is very cold!
Original Work
Goddess/Male Worshipper
In general, just looking for a really super devoted guy. How much worldbuilding you want to do (goddess of what? what’s the nature of worship? religious orders? etc) is COMPLETELY up to you, I’d be good with something really involved and elaborate or just a thin veneer of worldbuilding for porn purposes, lol. I think it would be pretty easy to combine some of these prompts if you feel so inclined!
Begging - him Body Worship - hopefully obvious, lol Chastity Device/Cock Cages - maybe some kind of celibate order thing? or a personal act of devotion? I like the pleasure/pain aspect of being turned on while the cage stays locked, but if she wants to take it off that’s good too Cunnilingus - yep Enthusiastic Consent - guy is just super eager to please Experienced/Inexperienced - either way is fine Face Slapping - along with Whipping, I’d be interested in a scenario where the goddess derives power from the willing infliction of pain/debasement Face-Sitting - I love it, especially when the guy is super enthusiastic and probably is gonna get a crick in his neck and the woman teases him by pulling away but he really wants it Kneeling - I love the anticipation the waiting; naked kneeling with boners yay Neediness to Please - him Outdoor Sex - not much to say, just love the exposure and openness without the public “people are watching” aspect Pussy Worship - obvious Ritual Sex - he’s some kind of offering tied up for her? her actually showing up is maybe a surprise? or some other kind of ritual? public/people are watching? Talked to Orgasm - goddess voice! Verbal Humiliation - not as interested in dick size humiliation, but p much anything else goes (“humans are dirty little ants” and/or “How could you possibly pleasure me” vibe would work) Whipping - see Face Slapping, looking for the same deal Worship - hopefully obvious, lol
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