#contana

[vonlipvig]

damn bro you got everyone looking at you wrong 😬

[pinkbreadpuppy]

Am here for Giveway in our company if you are interested let me no...okay

💕💕💕

[chavatangakwunua]

does wruhecist homophobia apply to the other nurity branches or is rizia especially homophobic in the eastern merkopan sphere. what do the sords think of homosexuality anyway, i don't think the topic ever came up

since derdia is homoaccepting and sexist, and rizia is homophobic and sexist (what with how the heir system works and all), do you think there a homoaccepting feminist country and a homophobic feminist country? united contana or arcasia maybe since they're supposed to be socially progressive and all

[txttletale]

Do you have any favorite fictional flags?

wehlen and united contana from suzerain go hard

[galactic-empress]

i should try a more neutral run, without joining Contana, for once lol

[bapzap]

I think if you do that route you need to be vigilant because the Sordish Army ain't gonna accept to see their beloved country United Contana's sphere so the question i ask. Did you get coup on your game?

thankfully the sordish armed forces are better at shooting than they are at ideological object permanence. if you straight up lie to iosif and don't mess up the unrest the military will stay docile, even if you defund them. just never say anything communist when he's present and take any chance to go "i cant believe i haaaaaaaaaaave to give united contana access to our country but i guess :/ for sordland :\"

it even works out because Maleneyev will be pleased with a simple welcome instead of a fancy, bourgeois-esque one and Iosif will be happy you "snubbed" him

[haloinfinitecommunity-blog]

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[sirnica]

so, my computer updated yesterday, without my knowledge or consents and now i can’t find my files, i’m using it like i’m my parents because everything is new and confusing, a notification pops up every time i plug or unplug my headphones and i kinda wanna scream and throw my laptop out of the window.

to mr. bill gates: 

more saving people with your wealth, less messing with my computer. thanks. 

[fybillielourd]

praisethelourd 🐆🤟🏼🐆Get ready to meet #MONTANADUKE tonight on #AHS1984 Is she a #contana #pawntana #yawntana #dawntana #gonetana #johntana #lawntana #nontana or a #rontana OR a #hannahmontana? Watch tonight and you shall find out?!?!!!

[connorhq]

texts 📲 ( contana. )

CONNOR: i wasn't kidding about that lunch.

CONNOR: or we could hit up a club or something. i'm down for whatever.

[superpaxos]

今天更新了 Mac 2019年第一个安全更新，中间驱动出了点小问题，但解决了

to-do: 打算过年时候买块新硬盘，把 Mac 数据分离开来。

[19/3/6] failed

[vonlipvig]

oops not me screwing up all of deivid's carefully planned trade deals with potential allies because i'm stupid and rather spineless lmao sorry bestie

[techyblogger]

What to expect with SEO audit on e-commerce site https://www.reddit.com/r/SEO/comments/rl8l8q/what_to_expect_with_seo_audit_on_ecommerce_site/

I have a developer working with me who’s made changes to my server and has tried many things to get my cart to run more smoothly. We’ve seen slight improvement store ranking but we’re not ranking as well as I believe we should be for particular keywords.

The domain is well over 10 years old. When I do a side-by-side comparison with my competitors, we have strong enough if not stronger domain authority and page authority than most. It should allow us to rank better than it is. Yes we could always use more back links but I’m pretty confident that it’s more of a structure problem. I wonder if my blog Contana strong enough. I wonder if my categories and products and pages are fully optimize? And instead of second-guessing I would like somebody to check everything and tell me what is right and what is wrong.

I could go on and on listing possibilities.

I’m really not sure where to go from here. I’m interested in doing a full SEO audit. In the past I had a technical audit done. Now it’s time for this. I have a couple of questions.

What sort of information should I expect to get back? Obviously if they say your page has h1 and h2 tags and they are the proper length, I can pretty much gather that information using software like Screaming Frog. I am really looking for a deeper dive on everything? Should I expect this sort of thing?

Is it important to find an audit company who is familiar with my shopping cart? I use Magneto self hosting. Will the audit differ knowing this detail?

What other things should I expect from the audit company or request that they add to the final report?

No matter what and whoever I go with, the service is extremely expensive. I’ve used Inchoo in the past but I know what somebody looked for two years ago may be different today. I’m just trying to make sure that I’m well aware of what I should be expecting out of a true SEO audit these days.

Thanks for any advice. I know there are a ton of places that do this but I just want to make sure I’m asking the right questions.

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[chavatangakwunua]

sometimes i think about what happens next after one of my failed runs

imagine, anton rayne, cleaned up his predecessors' mess with a vaguely centrist economic revival and a more democratic constitution but gave up to rumburg like a coward even though the army situation wasnt even that bad (it was and i lost to them in this run but let's assume i didnt)

obviously everyone is mad as fuck at rayne for losing all that territory. he just went from a pretty good president to the SCREED OF THE EARTH AND A TRAITOR.

rayne knows this all too well and resigns. retreats out of the public eye and moves to some nondescript house at the edge of the city with the wife and kids.

nobody vists him for years. everyone eventually thinks he died or something. good riddance.

then comes a knock at his door. rayne opens it to see none other than lucian galade himself.

anton smiles at him and invites him in. lucian looks a little taken aback at anton's state. anton notices and says, "not what you expected, huh?"

"it just, does not look like a house worthy of a former president, that's all."

"it's an okay house, just like how i was an okay president. and my childhood home was much worse than this."

"right." lucian uncharacteristically is at a loss for words.

"if youre wondering where the rest of the family is, the kids have both grown old and moved out. monica is still working to further the rights of women in the country so she isn't at home most of the time." anton's face doesn't change except for a slight tick in his left hand. "or, more realistically, she couldnt stand to see my face after i sold the country off to rumburg. she has her own house now."

lucian sees that all the family photos he remembers lining the walls in anton's old house (hes only ever been there once but he has a good memory) are gone. theres a few left, of deana with her friends in kyrute, franc with his wife in united contana, cut-outs of photos of monica in the newspapers. university pictures of anton and petr.

"what about you, mr vice president? i see you still havent married."

lucian shakes his head.

"no. and i see you've been keeping up with the news." of course. rayne mustve seen at least the headlines when scouring for mentions of his (ex?) wife in the papers. of course he didnt miss his old advisor lucian galade managing to score himself the vice presidency without him.

"im not mad," anton assures. "its hopeful to see at least someone surviving the dumpster fire of my presidency unscathed."

"i know," lucian says. anton laughs at this. lucian just stays tightlipped like he always is.

lucian keeps returning after this. brings him expensive wine and cigars and sweets. anton jokingly accuses him of corruption and lucian shuts him down. they play chess. anton tells him about work (he teaches economics) and his personal life (can you BELIEVE what my next door neighbour did yesterday??). lucian, meanwhile, doesnt ever talk about his work or his personal life.

one time anton babbles about something one of his students spat in his face once. hes laughing it off but lucian is bothered. he asks why he lets his students speak to him like that and anton tries to wave it off. "im used to it," he says. "and he was right."

the conversation turns to anton's old presidency.

"why did you do it?" lucian asks.

"i was scared. i knew our army was good but not good enough, and we didnt have enough allies to fill in the gaps. we wouldve lost. and to save everyone the trouble i wouldve killed myself." he turns his hand into a shape of a finger gun and places it on his own head. he mimes a pow and his brain getting blown. "maybe i shouldve done it anyway."

lucian tells him to knock it off. anton just giggles (its the alcohol isnt it) and mumbles something about simply following petr's path.

lucian apologizes for bringing it up but anton keeps on going. how nobody would miss him anyway, how everyone was right, how hes a stain on the nation that must be cleansed

lucian slaps him hard enough to startle anton out of his funk and says lucian is going to miss him, so he better not do it.

anton sputters out an apology, looking completely flushed (is it still the alcohol?) and then they kiss

[radarx]

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[finalfucketry]

The Absurdity of Pianos

G

No Pairings

No Warnings

When I heard that both Noct and Ignis play piano and (maybe?) played together how could I NOT write about it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Noctis is sitting at the piano which is entirely too large for him, trying to get his mind to focus on his lessons. He wants to learn, because hearing him play always makes his dad smile, and he always looks so sad now. It feels like the only way he can do anything about it. His dad told him his mother played piano too, and he wishes he could have heard it. He wants to feel closer to her, though he doesn't quite realize it yet. He's hammering away and he doesn't hear the door creak open, even as it echoes in the large room. He does hear the scuffling of footsteps and a tiny voice make a noise to get his attention. He turns his head to look over his shoulder, and sees a boy not much older than himself, shifting on his feet. His sandy hair is plastered to his face and his shirt is soaked through. Ignis, he remembers, is his name. He'd been there a while, but they'd only seen each other much in passing. They were both shy.

“Why are you all wet?” Noctis asks. Ignis shakes the excess water out before pushing his hair back from his eyes.

“Trying to get the cat in,” he replies. Then he takes a few steps forward, eyeing the piano.

“Do you play?” he asks, though Noctis thinks it's an entirely silly question. He nods anyways and a smile spreads over Ignis's face. He hadn't seen him smile like this before. Ignis climbs onto the bench next to him with no hesitation, and he makes room without argument.

“Do you know Contana's 'Symphony for Shiva'?” he asks, fingers already on key. Noctis scrunches up his face.

“Um, kind of....” he is still learning, and it's sort of slow going. Ignis, however, looks from Noctis to the keys and it takes Noctis a good few seconds to realize that he means for him to play.

“Oh! Uh...” he stares down at the keys and tries to remember how it starts. He begins slow, but soon picks up the melody a little more deftly. Ignis listens for a second before finding his own place on the keys and works up the harmonizing structure a little more practiced. It seems to be going well until...

It is, surprisingly, Ignis who hits a wrong key. Loud and sudden that it makes Noctis stop playing. He looks a little horrified at his mistake, especially since Noctis has started laughing. Noctis reaches past him and jabs the key again with more force, and the discordant note rings out again. It makes Noctis burst out into another fit of giggles and Ignis is relieved to see that he's not actually laughing AT him. What's more, his laugher is utterly contageous. Noctis begins playing again, looking over at him with barely concealed anticipation. Ignis takes this as a hint and starts off properly, then (more intent and performative this time) purposefully strikes the same wrong chord. This time it makes them both shriek with laughter; the absurdity of the note interrupting such a beautiful song is too much to handle. They take turns playing soft, twinkling music, either memorized or improvised, and cutting them short with grumpy sounding outbursts. The effect soon leaves them paralyzed with laughter, and they can't even continue to play. When they've forced themselves to quiet down to occasional stutters, owing to the ache in their sides, Noctis looks at Ignis with a light behind his eyes.

“Do you like video games?” he asks. Ignis nods, in fact he was very much encouraged to play them, especially tactical puzzle games. Noctis grabs his hand, much like the first time they met, and drags him off the bench, making him nearly stumble over his own feet. Ignis thinks he'll have to remember to send up a prayer to Shiva, or Contana, or the inventor of pianos that night.