#constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE

[weirdfishy]

John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine

vs

Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake

[catflowerqueen]

john will never admit to danny that he /does/ use his weird terminology and will in danny's presence say 'oh yeah i vacuumed a ghost'while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT'

constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE

tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file

constantine just says nephew bc wtf is he /supposed/ to say??

the KING of the GHOSTS gave him a WEAPON AGAINST GHOSTS??

well technically it's not like he shatters their cores...just puts them in a time out room

John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine

vs

Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake