#constantine magnus

[sharenadraculea]

The Primarchs at the Zoo

Emps is doing family bonding events again, so now they go to the Zoo

Lion: He gets into a staring contest with every big cat at the zoo. Needs to be stopped from getting into a fight with them. Otherwise very well behaved, just staring at animals and making notes. Fulgrim: There is one of those butterfly-houses where they just kind of fly around. Fulgrim is absolutly enchanted. Just sitting between the flowers and waiting for them to come say hi. He also definetly is wearing highly impractical clothes. Perty: Not quite sure what he should do, so he just ends up following Magnus and Fulgrim around. Get‘s to save them, because he thought about taking a powerbank and charging cable with him! Jagh: the pony riding thing is only for kids. This makes Jagh very sad. But he can tell Magnus about all the animals he knows from Chogoris. Tries to steal a horse, a yak and a camel for Magnus (not necessarely in that order) Leman: Wants to befriend every dog and wolf and similar animals. Will bark at them. Then ends up clinbing into one of the enclosures to pet the doggos and get‘s chased away by security. He stole a puppy tough! (Malcador forces Leman to bring it back, because it would be really sad without it‘s parents) Rogal: Not all that interested in the animals, but he really enjoys looking at the architecture. Brought a little sketchbook along for making notes, and some noise cancelling headphones. His siblings still get him to look at some animals and that‘s how everyone learns that Inwit is apparently full of ice-age megafauna. Rogal is just confused why the animals at the zoo aren‘t fluffy Konrad: He was very unhappy at first because there are so many people and it‘s loud and bright and smells. Then Fulgrim bought him some cute sunglasses from the Zoo Shop and Rogal gave him the printed out guidelines for how to care for the diffrent animals, so now Konrad can controll if the zoo is following the rules. As with every family-outing, he has visions of inevtable doom Sang: He is so excited! But some of the animals are very confused by his wings, either thinking he is one of them (very cute, Sang is very happy) or he is prey. Lion needs to buy him ice cream. Well he doesn‘t need to, but it comforts Sang. Then they go to the petting zoo and the goats start chewing on his wings. Sang somehow finds this very cute

Ferrus: He is making artistic photos of Fulgrim. After a while he still get‘s bored with this and goes to listen to Robs animal trivia Angron: Absolutly no one expected him to just plop down in the pettong zoo and feed goats for the rest of the day. The goats are climbing onto him and Angron is just happy. It is very hard to get him home again, Rob: The logistics of running a zoo! He is so excited about that, he nearly forgets they are there for the animals. He made sure to read up on trivia about every single animal in the zoo and now shares this knowledge with his siblings. Morty: He also wants to watch butterflies, but Fulgrim is allready there… after a while they start talking and Morty starts infodumping. Fulgrim finds this too cute. They are later seen walking out of the toilet all disheveled. Things definetly happend Magnus: He is here to do research. Yes, this involves stealing some of the animals. The most dangerous ones around actually. E told him not too, but who would Magnus be if he actually listend? Horus: He is spamming the family chat with photos of well, mostly himself. Sometimes there are animals in the background. Somehow ends up in the penguin enclosure and get‘s soaked. He isn‘t bothered, because the wet shirt accentuates his muscles, but he still get‘s kicked out of the zoo. Emps is very disappointed Lorgar: Not quite sure what he should do at first and kind of ends up wandering around alone. Then runs into Sang at the petting zoo and the goats try to eat his books. They then spend the rest of the day together Vulkan: All those baby animals! He might die from cuteness! He‘s making a ton of photos to share later, including a lot of embaressing things his siblings did. Corvus: They are nowhere to be found at first. Later Vulkan finds them sitting in the birdhouse, petting all the birds. Somehow the zookeepers haven‘t noticed. Konrad does not like this, as it is against the rooms. Alpharius Omegon: They have blended into the masses. No one knows what they did all day, but they return to the spaceship covered in plushies, cheap souvenirs and baby animals. Malcador also forces them to bring the animals back

Bonus: Emps: This was a fantastic idea, he is very proud of himself. Loudly yells about every cool animal he sees Malcador: He is highly stressed out. Why did they decide to make so many kids? Next family trip he‘ll just stay at home Valdor: He pays for everything.

[c0smic-horrorwerewolf]

How many times do I have to explain this?!?

I don’t get gender envy from normal guys!

I get gender envy from the pathetic twinks in my fandoms!

IF I DONT LOOK LIKE ARTHUR LESTER AND CONSTANTINE I WONT BE HAPPY!

MY IDEAL FORM IS A MIX OF MICHAEL THE DISTORTION, CECIL PALMER AND GOTHAMS RIDDLER! THAT IS MY GENDER!

[ashpkat]

i succumbed to brain rot

[thisiscasworld]

Am i the only ones finding thsm hot?? ...😭🙏

[your-mom-friend]

I cannot stop thinking about the crossover potential of Malevolent. Mostly involving Time Travel Shenanigans (Spoilers for the end of season 1)

DC? Jarthur run into Constantine and he’s like…mate you got a demon king in your brain and he’s like I Know Please Don’t Deadname Him that’s not Who He Is and Constantine is like fair enough none of my business looks like you’ve got it handled and then they just part ways

Mob Psycho. Shigeo trying to exorcise John and Arthur being like WAIT NO

Juno Steel. Jarthur would lose their minds about the fact that they went from the 20th century to the TWENTY SIXTH. ON MARS. Juno and Arthur can bond over being PIs and partially/completely blind

Welcome to Night Vale. Come on. You know how much fun that would be. Cecil loves cults he thinks they’re a fun neighbourhood activity. Those two would fit right in and Jarthur would be completely fucking bamboozled

Magnus Archives. I know we’ve all thought about it. Especially with all the eye and Fears-adjacent imagery present throughout Malevolent.

Wolf 359 I just think it would be really fun for Eiffel and his English Language Fuckery to interact with Old Timey British Man Arthur Lester but also they could bond over their mutual self loathing over their pasts involving their past families. And I think Arthur and John would be fascinated by the idea of being on a spaceship.

Death By Dying. Again. I just think it would be really funny for Poor Little Meow Meow Arthur to interact with Skrunkly Obituary Writer

Bonus Malevolent AU: *insert curious character here* wakes up with no sight and a new brain buddy who controls their eyes because they got cursed by a book and now they’ve got to adventure and figure out a way to fix it

[nancylou444]

Hey dude if you were to pick the top five fave LGBT characters, who would be your faves?

Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood (Malec)

Sara Lance

Mazikeen

Omar White

Lucifer Morningstar

John Constantine

HeeHee, I couldn't choose between Lucifer and Constantine, so I put both.

Hmm, looks like I have a type. Badass all the way.

[magical-boy-bracket]

[dhampiravidi]

RP wishlist as of 3/4/2024

get my replies done in a timely manner AKA w/o me procrastinating a lot

Jayn gets her "double life may ruin her relationship w/a decent cop" storyline [fandomless]

Jayn or Mu Lan becomes besties w/Simon Bassett [Bridgerton]

Naela interacting w/Rhaegar, Cersei, or Ned Stark as Naela Stark in a "Rhaegar Lives" AU [Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice & Fire]

Most things w/Achilles's Kylie LeBeau verse, where he's Gambit's brother [X-Men/Marvel]

Achilles interacting w/gods in general [Mythology]

I miss my witch boys talking to Jayn/Jas...[The Covenant]

Jace Herondale lives in my mind w/Jas rent-free [The Mortal Instruments/The Shadowhunter Chronicles]

Skadi aka Skathi Turin x Simon "Ghost" Riley, possible poly ship [Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II]

Kinda wanting Oraia to meet Magnus Bane... [The Mortal Instruments/The Shadowhunter Chronicles]

I need Hestia & Stitch (her symbiote) to meet Eddie (or Flash) & Venom. Don't care how or why [Marvel]

Rose needs a magical suspense thing involving Zatanna, Dr. Fate, or her dad (John Constantine) [DC Comics]

Zehara (who's just doing her job) x Zuko (whose advisers are pressuring him to marry post-show) [Avatar: The Last Airbender]

Eugenia should meet Dean Winchester [Supernatural]

Shayera & women in general [DC Comics]

Our Lady of Gotham wants to talk to her "kids" (Gotham vigilantes) [DC Comics]

[a-funeral-pyre]

Personally convinced that the subplot of Arthur fighting and/or defeating Rome was based on either Magnus Maximus or Constantine III. The former is more likely but the latter makes the most sense chronologically and I have a thesis to write on him, so...

[talentforlying]

❝  don’t  try  to  be  cute.  i’m  still  not  going  to  trust  you.  ❞ / from roman! in one of his verses if that makes more sense? vampire, werewolf, magnus archives? dealer's choice

' awh, you think i'm cute? that's so sweet. i'm gonna vom. '

that's a cheshire cat grin right there, all sparkling and wide-eyed innocent, head tilting to the side in a way he's always been told is considered rakish. ( whatever that means. ) it's really more utterly, annoyingly theatrical than anything else. he doesn't honestly care if roman trusts him or not, anyway — just needs him to fall in line with the plan he's been cooking up to divest the roys of a few handy little secrets. something to cut his teeth on, so to speak.

besides, he's not fucking cute. he doesn't do cute. don't need to be under the sodding Eye to see that.

so he'll just work on ruining that impression by reaching over to ruffle roman's hair and making kissy sounds. ' keep tellin' yerself that, oul' son, but i reckon i'll grow on you! like fungus that way. 'sides, you don't need to trust me, y'just gotta do what i ask, yeah? nice and easy. '

@ohsunshine / i went with the magnus archives if that works!!

[nancylou444]

Dean Winchester isn't bisexual. 😒

Now this gorgeous man is:

And so is he:

And him:

So how about celebrating actual bi characters?

it’s that strange bisexual man again

[c0smic-horrorwerewolf]

I can’t like things normally so here are some of my comfort characters and what TMA avatar I think they would be.

Matt Murdock: Hunt

The Corinthian: Flesh

Cecil Palmer: Beholding

Pyro: Spiral

Will Graham: Spiral

Crowley: Web (because he’s a dramatic little shit)

Castiel: Lonely

Spencer Reid: Spiral

Patrick Jane: Spiral

Jack Harkness: Hunt

Hannibal (nbc version): Flesh

Simon tam: Eye

Buffy Summers: Hunt

Stede Bonnet: Hunt or Eye

Ed nygma: Spiral

John Constantine: Hunt

Paul Matthews: Lonely

Professor Hidgens: Web

Agent Curt Mega: Lonely

[ashpkat]

body hopping besties

[daily-pathetic-man]

pathetic men of the week #2:

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

honourable mention 1: jonathan sims (the magnus archives)

honourable mention 2: me? i guess?

third place: solidaritygaming (mcyt)

second place: john constantine (dcu & hellblazer)

THE pathetic man of the week: rudyard funn (wooden overcoats)

[moodymisty]

On the topic of Emps I’d like to honourably mention:

-Admitting that he could have totally gotten rid of Angron’s nails, but chose not to because keeping them in made him a better killer. And then making it so that the person he admitted it to could never tell this information to anyone else.

- As was previously discussed by two primarchs (in a book I can’t remember sadly) after the heresy happened. That his webway project would have never worked, even if Magnus didn’t bust in destroying everything his plans would never come to fruition. And by the way his plans with the webway were that he’d move all of humanity in there to play Eugenics Simulator for the rest of time, because he’s a very normal man who should be allowed to do that.

- I don’t buy that chaos telling Horus that the Emperor was planning to murder them all after they colonised all the planets he wanted was a lie. This man doesn’t care for his children, he sees them only as extensions of himself and as tools to use. The Emperor is human but only in the worst ways, he’s a father but the kind where you’d rather throw your own children into space hell than let them be raised by him.

- Killed Constantin Valdor’s original parents. Then he hunted down Valdor and turned him into a custodes while also psychically lobotomising him to never feel any emotions ever. Now may I remind you that it’s hinted in the lore that the recruitment age for custodes is even younger than the recruitment age of space marines?

- There’s only one primarch that he planned to keep alive. Magnus. Specifically to sit on the throne and power the astronomican. What the Emperor ended up turning into was what Magnus was supposed to be. Withering away into a half comatose shell of your former self, more corpse than human, your mind slowly fracturing from the weight of it all. That was Magnus’s birthright. Imagine holding your newborn child; small and fragile, innately trusting that you will keep them safe. Now imagine doing all of that with the intention of growing them into a human battery so you can later chain them to the big golden Torment Couch.

Someone take away this man’s Best Dad Ever mug. We all know he has one, and we all know he doesn’t deserve it.

The Emperor while yes, he is one of humanity's main chances to decide, is also one of the reasons why humanity is fucked up to begin with.

throw that mug tf out lol

[heraldryandemblemwars]

Welcome to the Bisexual/Pansexual Monarch Tournament!

This tournament will decide who is the most popular bi or pan character on Tumblr! It is inspired by the Sexyrematch tournament by @sexymanotd and other tournaments.

I chose 32 canonically bi or pan characters to compete for the crown. I might add some more contestants if this tournament gets popular enough. The brackets have been decided randomly.

Here are the brackets and contestants for the tournament:

Round 1:

Group A:

1. Harley Quinn (DC Comics) vs. Alphys (Undertale)

2. Sasha Waybright (Amphibia) vs. Deadpool (Marvel Comics)

3. Asami Sato (The Legend of Korra) vs. Clarke Griffin (The 100)

4. GOB Bluth (Arrested Development) vs. Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

Group B:

5. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood) vs. Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)

6. Alucard (Castlevania) vs. Sara Lance (Legends of Tomorrow)

7. Loki (Marvel Comics) vs. Jon Kent (DC Comics)

8. Edelgard von Hresvelg (Fire Emblem) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)

Group C:

9. John Constantine (DC Comics) vs. Dio Brando (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

10. Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) vs. Marceline (Adventure Time)

11. David Rose (Schitt's Creek) vs. Wonder Woman (DC Comics)

12. Nico Minoru (Marvel Comics) vs. Catwoman (DC Comics)

Group D:

13. Poison Ivy (DC Comics) vs. Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)

14. Korra (The Legend of Korra) vs. Apollo (The Trials of Apollo)

15. Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) vs. Zagreus (Hades)

16. Tim Drake (DC Comics) vs. Magnus Chase (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard)

I’m looking forward to the start of the tournament! Stay tuned for the first round! Let me know who you want to win in the comments or tags.