#constant calamita

[sewerfight]

Fargo Season 4 textposts

[wolkemesser]

[artneverjudges]

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Gaetano Bruno in Fargo (2014 —) as Constant Calamita.

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[kategivesup]

AU where Gaetano, unable to find decent coffee, opens his own cafe. Blood bath ensues.

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[prismaticstarshch]

starting another reblog game but with this premise: take some of your favorite characters and say what you think would happen if they were put into a room together

I feel like there would be a constant possibility of complete and utter chaos ensuing with my case because some of my favorite characters are:

Scythe (Phighting)

Subspace (Phighting)

Icedagger (Phighting)

Bive (Regretevator)

Prototype (Regretevator)

Iris (Arcane Odyssey)

Edward Kenton (Arcane Odyssey)

Sebastian (Pressure)

Calamitas (Terraria Calamity)

N (Murder Drones)

Wheatley (Portal 2)

no-pressure tags: @simply-windy, @2coffeeday, @crowrave, @kaijuree, @hyacinth-venom

[julyinjanuaryfest]

That's a Wrap!

July in January Fest 2024 has officially come to an end.

The AO3 collection is now closed, and there is a total of nine works available to read, with all of the daily prompts represented at least once, and featuring characters from all five seasons of the show!

Here's a complete list of tagged characters:

Constant Calamita (2)

Odis Weff (2)

Swanee Capps (2)

Zelmare Roulette (2)

Danish Graves

Dot Lyon

Floyd Gerhardt

Gloria Burgle

Lorraine Lyon

Mr. Numbers

Mr. Wrench

Ron Burgle

Simone Gerhardt

Wayne Lyon

Thank you so much to everyone who participated!

[hifargoweek]

That's a Wrap!

Highly Irregular Fargo Week 2023 has officially come to an end.

The AO3 collection is now closed, and there is a total of ten works available to read featuring seventeen characters, three of whom received the first work for their tag!

The character with the most works in the collection is Odis Weff, with five. Here's a complete list of tagged characters:

Odis Weff (5)

Gloria Burgle (2)

Constant Calamita (2)

Greta Grimly (2)

Levney Hooten (2) - *1st work*

Nathan Burgle

Gina Hess

Winnie Lopez

Rabbi Milligan

Thaddeus Mobley - *1st work*

Kitty Nygaard

Pearl Nygaard

Linda Park Nygaard

Molly Solverson

Ennis Stussy - *1st work*

Nikki Swango

Ida Thurman

Thank you so much to everyone who participated!

[gimblerthe]

(godseeker-yharim on my main here) Break, mistake, and skin for Aetia? Tell me about this smelly, smelly lady.

Goodness me, were you fast af lmaoo.

break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?

Aetia had a troubled childhood. She never met her birth mother, and she had to seek Yharim out just to meet him, though that was two decades down the line and he wasn't worth it. Her foster mother, Calamitas, was basically her only guiding light through her formative years. And she never spoke a single word to her. After a bit of snooping, she learned a few things about why Calamitas was doing anything for her and set out to change that into a better reason I.E. being blood related.

Calamitas started taking better care of her, and that was that. So how would she break? Hear Calamitas admonish and abandon her, probably. Her greatest weaknesses and fears which nothing would be able to stave off would be laid bare, and she'd lock herself in her office and speak to no one. She would isolate herself so thoroughly that the only thing that told anyone she was alive was the constant stream of paperwork out of her office and her constant retrieval of drugs from Draedon.

But that's what she does already. The only difference is that the stream of paperwork would eventually stop, and a corpse would be lifelessly staring at a half-finished document.

mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?

She had a bad day, surprisingly. Aetia never had bad days, never went on walks, never did anything but was expected of her and what Calamitas wanted from her. Those were the days she was most happy, so having a bad day was... unorthodox. Her greatest mistake was, on that day, she said something to Calamitas that shouldn't've meant anything. A one-off comment, one made out of bitterness and a need to make her unhappiness known to the only person she thought wouldn't care.

But she did care. And that was the last day Aetia saw her before the events of the story. The only parent she had left, simply disappeared from her life without a single word ever spoken. This has not been fixed. Aetia cannot fix it. She treaded on something she shouldn't have, and now is paying the price for it.

She's moved on as well as she could've, waiting for Calamitas to finally return so she can apologize to her. Her abrasive and boisterous personality was perhaps tempered forever into a quiet, solemn woman. At least, when she wasn't high on drugs and out in public.

skin: How comfortable is your OC in their skin? Do they grapple with anything that lives inside them—a beast, a curse, a failure, a monster? How do they face the smallest, weakest, most horrible version of themself? Are they able to acknowledge it at all?

She is comfortable. Should her skin be dirty, covered in muck and sweat, stark white, pure black, covered in blisters or scars, or as smooth as can be without a single bit of abnormality, she would be comfortable. The wings grafted on her back don't matter to her. The needles in her arm don't matter to her. The eyebags. The faint draconic slits in her eyes. The red hair. She is fine with all of it.

Perhaps the only thing about her body that she loves most, is the elf ears she got from Calamitas. It's a shame she never received the horns, but Calamitas never expressed why she looked relieved when they didn't appear after the ritual.

Her mentality is the only thing that she can't temper. She's far too damaged to make reasonable decisions, and, despite her best efforts, she'll never be human or down-to-earth like her people. She snuffs the version of her who doesn't care for them and lives for herself out with drugs and various chemicals to remain as she always should've. She would just become another Yharim if she allowed herself to care too much.

[hungry-hobbits]

started the first ep of fargo season 4 last night and i'm sorry for the person i'm gonna be when i decide to go through the constant calamita tag

[thefutureiswhat]

Another character for the meme: Constant Calamita!

Thank you! <3

Constant Calamita

favorite thing about them: He's very stylish. What other character matches his car to his coat?

least favorite thing about them: Pretty much everything else.

favorite line: "He says he's gonna punch you in the face!"

brOTP: Gaetano, in a "Nightmare Odd Couple" kind of way.

OTP: himself

nOTP: Rabbi - I'm basically this meme.

random headcanon: He considered burning a ring into his other cheek to make his face more symmetrical.

unpopular opinion: I can't think of one.

song i associate with them: "Fashion" by Lady Gaga (I am, I'm too fabulous / I'm so fierce that it's so nuts / I live to be model thin / Dress me, I'm your mannequin)

favorite picture of them: Middle of a gunfight, tornado approaching -- still hasn't lost the cigarette.

Send me a Fargo character and I'll answer everything above!

[sewerfight]

the fact that Calamita represents the wicked witch of the west in the wizard of oz arc in season 4 of Fargo is so wild. Like he is ultimately caught unawares while out to do evil and dies due to an insane weather event, whereas Rabbi represents his foil as Glinda the good witch, being kind to children and a force of protection for the metaphorical Dorothy in his care. And in a way, Rabbi is only like this because he was at a certain point in time in the past, in a situation where he was the Dorothy of his own youth. Except he never got the red shoes to click together to help him return home, because the home he had wasn't worth going back to. But every time the show makes this explicit it sounds so fucking crazy cause it's like

Yeah yeah. the wicked witch of the west and the Glinda the good witch. We've all seen them. This is a show about organized crime btw

[hushcultist]

I may be a bit late, but I think I can explain this.

Calamity mod and Ultrakill are technically linked by 2 things (not including fish): A funny machine (Draedon and V1) and a gold-themed character (Yharim and Gabriel).

Calamity mod and Undertale are linked via gameplay (in Undertale's case, the gameplay of the blue soul), since both are bullet hells (this also goes for Touhou and Ultrakill).

Calamity mod and Touhou are linked via Supreme Calamitas (that and the bullet hell gameplay, which can be achieved using the Exo Box mount (minus the comedically small hitbox)).

I could go on and on for hours and waste everyone's time, but what I have noticed is that all 4 have one aspect that's the same.

Fish. More specifically, The Leviathan for Calamity mod (and technically Ultrakill, but the Ultrakill Leviathan is more of a hell monstrosity then a fish), The Mythical Size 2 Fish for Ultrakill, so on and so forth.

What I'm saying by this is that fish is an element of these 4. It remains a constant element, even in Ultrakill, thanks to 5-S, a fishing minigame.

In short: Fish are the one thing that ties all these games together. (that and a buncha other stuff but who cares about that)

Why is it that these 4 games have the same fandom?

[miasmicgf]

Fargo (FX), dir. Noah Hawley

"No, no, no. You're not getting it. What I'm telling you is not feel bad for me. What I'm telling you is, there ain't a monster on Earth tougher than an orphan in a box."

[devilinlittlehope]

it’s true😌💅

[dummie-vaughn]

me finishing Fargo season 4: wow that was so good I should rewatch Fargo season 4 again

[kategivesup]

I keep seeing the “every friend group has” meme going around, so I made one for my fandom. I’m not that funny, so if you can think of something to change, do it!