look. not to be too mean on main. the rightful heir thing. if you don't care about the intricacies of property law or legal writs and just want to focus on characterization and other aspects of storytelling, fine.
but it truly does look very goofy when you start "debating" this while lacking historical context and methodological tools. sometimes a constitutional crisis (that was already resolved in the 12th century and whose results you can always look up) can't just be settled by appealing to one's anachronistic opinion and accusing those who disagree of misogyny.
there's a difference between suggesting how things should be (i.e. prescriptive, i.e. women should never inherit the throne) and analysing how things were for a myriad of socio-political reasons.
also, trust me, the Dance being fictional is not the gotcha people think it is. it's plenty obvious. i'm sorry to say but the premise is so flimsy it would never have happened like that irl.
final idea: likewise, perhaps being condescending about people who do take the time to criticise the premise is veering a little bit towards anti-intellectualism. 'idc about succession laws ergo i'm more enlightened bc i've unlocked an edgelord-y way to enjoy fiction'. a medievalesque fantasy setting is going to attract commentators who are interested in medieval history or at least aspects of it. they may find copy-paste scenarios from real history and think it interesting to compare and contrast. it's not immediately equivalent to treating aegon and rhaenyra like your ballot choices next election, and, equally, they're not discussions without merit.
comparative analysis is a transferable skill! if someone doesn't want to partake, fine, but i think this attitude of turning one's nose at it is a tad coarse. there are many fans who take the time to write informative posts and contextualise this fictionalised universe and it's a shame to automatically write-off what is ultimately a rich tradition in internet asoiaf spaces
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top three grossest foods ive ever thrown up ‼️
(pro tip if u ever feel nauseous but you’ve just eaten any of these things u need to tough it out and stay strong bc these are foods that are significantly GROSSER to throw up than any other food probably ever)
3. ice cream
2. rice
1. banana
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i found this emojiridden copypasta that i made in 2020 in the depths of my notes app and i think the world (like 3 people on tumblr dot com) should see it.
twin size mattress
This 👉 is for the lions 🦁 living 🌱in the wiry⛓️ broke 🚫💸 down ⬇️ frames 🔳 of my friends 🤼 bodies 🏋️♀️
When ⌚the flood water 🌊 comes🏃♀️, it ain't💁♂️ gonna be clear 💎
It's gonna look 👀 like mud 🤢
But I 🙋will help 💪 you swim 🏊
I 🙋♂️ will help✌️ you swim 🧜
I'm gonna help 🙏 you swim 🤽
This 👈 is for the snakes 🐍 and the people👫 they bite 🦷
For the friends 🤸 I've made; for the sleepless 🚫🛌 nights 🌌
For the warning ⚠️ signs I've completely ignored 🤦♀️
There's an amount to take 🎁, reasons 🤔 to take more 🛒
It's no big 🧿 surprise 🥳 you turned out 📝this way 🛣️
When they close 🗝️ their eyes 👁️ and prayed🛐 you would change ♻️
And they cut your hair 💇♂️, and sent 📨 you away ↪️
You stopped ✋ by my house 🏠 the night 🌌 you escaped 🏃♀️
With tears💧in my eyes 👁️, I begged 🙏 you to stay🕺
You said 🗣️, hey man 👨🌾, I love 😍 you 💆♀️ but no 🙅♂️ fucking way 🛤️
I'm sure 👩🏫 that we could find 🕵️ something🙌 for you 🧘♀️ to do on stage 🎶
Maybe shake 🗯️ a tambourine 🥁 or when I sing 👨🎤, you sing harmonies 👩🎤
This 👐 is for the lake 💦 that me and my friends 👬 swim 🏊♀️ in
Naked 🧖♂️ and dumb 🤪 on a drunken🍹 night 🌃
And it should've 🙈 felt good 👍
But I 🙋♀️can hear 👂the Jaws 🦈theme song 🎵 on repeat 🔁 in the back 🔙 of my mind💆♂️
Make sure you kiss 💋 your knuckles ✊ before ⏪ you punch 👊 me in the face 👩
There are lessons 👨🏫 to be learned 🧐, consequences 😬 for all the stupid 🤪 things I say 🗣️
And it is no 🚫 big surprise 🎉 you turned out this way 🛣️
The spark ✨ in her eyes 👁️
The look 👀 on your face 👩
I will not 🚫 be late ⚰️
I'm sure 🤔 that we could find 🕵️♂️ something for you 🙇♀️ to do on stage 🎤
Maybe shake 🌀 a tambourine 🥁 or when I👩🎤 sing, you sing 👨🎤 harmonies
I wanna contribute 🤲 to the chaos 🦠
I don't wanna 🙅♂️ watch 👀 and then complain 😾
'Cause I am through ☠️ finding blame 🙊
That is the decision 🤔 that I have made 🚽
She hopes 🙆 I'm cursed 🧙♂️ forever ♾️ to
Sleep 💤 on a twin-sized 👯 mattress 🛏️
In somebody's attic ⬆️ or basement ⬇️ my whole life 👴
Never graduating 🎓 up in size to add ➕ another ⏭️
And my nightmares 👹 will have nightmares👺 every night 🌃
Oh, every night 🌉, every night 🌌
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