#considering it's like 5 times as expensive as the old one and the extra features really aren't that big of a deal

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So in the end my nephew didn't show up because he was sleeping. I got my day back \o/

My kettle wouldn't turn on this morning so I've been looking at new ones. My old one was just a basic plastic £15 one I've had for 8 years so I'm getting myself a nice stainless steel one that has a few different features with stuff like variable temperature and one cup fast boil. Cost me £80 but after researching for multiple hours I think I've picked one that should last for a good long while.

The place I ordered it from even has it in stock at the local store so I'm gonna go walk down there to pick it up to save myself a couple quid from not having it delivered xD

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DOJA CAT - "PAINT THE TOWN RED"

Spooky season lasting a little longer than anticipated...

[4.75]

Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: Doja Cat's music and Doja Cat's public image are in this weird inverse dynamic where the more outré and provocative she gets the more boring her work gets. This has no distinguishing features at all, an expensive sample wrapped around a platonic solids. For an artist that, at her best, could be either an exquisite pop-rap irritant or an effortlessly charming hook machine, here she seemingly intentionally choses to be neither. At this point, she's an empty retread of her empty retreads. [3]

Michelle Myers: Massive, obvious samples like this are actually quite bold if you consider how easy they are to do poorly. Helps that the selection isn't arbitrary. "Paint the Town Red" channels the same refined resentment that Dionne Warwick mastered in the '60s. The raps are flowy and villainous with some genuinely weird phrasing. Euch! [7]

Jackie Powell: I couldn't be more glad that Dionne Warwick, an underrated legacy artist, once again gets her mainstream due. First she was the queen of Twitter before Elon Musk turned it into a dumpster fire, second she was impersonated by Ego Nwodim on SNL, and now she's been included in a Billboard Hot 100 No. 1 hit. Unfortunately "Walk On By" didn't have a random revival cover, but rather Doja Cat took Warwick's hook followed by the two bar trumpet riff that follows it to serve as the heart and soul of her diss track "Paint the Town Red." Warwick's original song is about getting over heartbreak, but Doja Cat uses Warwick's vulnerable hook as a chiller means to say buzz off. That's why "Paint the Town Red" feels lyrically out of place. Doja is trying to emulate an I-don't-give-a-fuck type of attitude alongside one of the more vulnerable hooks of the 1960's. That contrast leads me to believe that Doja Cat actually does care about the droves of people on the internet that have a problem with her. Using the phrase "walk on by" to dispel haters might make sense initially, but writers Burt Bacharach and Hal David intended for it to be much more introspective and about some personal accountability. That doesn't happen in "Paint the Town Red." [5]

Harlan Talib Ockey: Every time I hear this song, I immediately cue up its slowed and reverb remix, and then I am at peace. I'm going to avoid engaging in Doja Discourse (you hate your old music and your fans, okay), but for something that's supposed to be a demonic clapback, this ends up feeling a little too bouncy and endearing. The snaps in the percussion leave the trumpet sample sounding oddly jaunty. Even the title is quaint, more "pleasant carousing" than scaring the haters into submission. (Unless the implication is she's painting the town red WITH BLOOD, but that's just funny.) The one element that is genuinely intimidating is the vocal harmonies, and I think what keeps dragging me back to the slowed and reverb remixes is the extra depth and menace they gain. [6]

Wayne Weizhen Zhang: Tik Tok background music that dissipates into invisible wisps of smoke when it's asked to foster any IRL connection. [3]

Tim de Reuse: I do not like Doja Cat. There's a featheriness in her aesthetic that itches at me. At high enough energies her delivery is like being caught on the kiddie coaster at the fair malfunctioning at sixty miles an hour. I [1]'ed her breakout hits on this very site back in the day. I hate fun; My poptimist card has long lapsed; I'm never here to have a good time. But here, there's a heaviness to her delivery. No longer failing to seduce, now proudly misanthropic, her style -- finally, finally! -- clicks into place, immune to my curmudgeonly nitpicks. If I dug in, I might find insincerity, awkward rhymes, lazy lyrics, but that's not a fight I can win. She is not here for me to have a good time. Finally, we agree on something. [7]

Nortey Dowuona: Doja Cat deciding to embrace her super serious Little Brother side proves that some folks need to stop running from liking browbeating purist rap. We've been doing it for years now, and whenever this happens. it's dispiriting to the actual true schoolers who won't switch up and chose to continue making purist rap and the cynicism by certain pop rappers who wish to escape the scrutiny and hype caused by their own actions and sharpen their hooks, pick more important and complimentary beats, get makeovers, then chafe at the restrictions and try to become serious without undertaking the necessary effort to make oneself -- at this point, the writer realized he was in this picture and ragequit. [6]

Ian Mathers: An earworm of a chorus deployed over a lovely use of the Warwick "Walk on By" and maybe the only song I've heard to make me think of both Kendrick and "212," but ultimately with this kind of power move it comes down to: when she starts off with "bitch, I said what I said," does it signify? I discounted this one on first listen and then came back a few days later and rewrote this blurb after I couldn't get it out of my head, so you tell me. [8]

Oliver Maier: Boring, mostly because Doja is entertaining as a rapper when she's being a weird little sex gremlin, not brandishing a huge inexplicable chip on her shoulder about being one of the most successful musicians on the planet. Even the touches of whimsy -- like the breathy, higher register she brings out on the god-awful chorus -- feel perfunctory, like they're only there to remind you who you're listening to. More whole lotta nothing than whole lotta red. [3]

Brad Shoup: A jaw-dropping heel display here, a weapons-grade blister agent: like prime Eminem without the self-thinkpiecing. She makes one feeble attempt to sort the fans from the freaks--otherwise, it's omnidirectional menace. The jokes are great; the image she inhabits is too. To sound famous, Doja Cat risks looking ridiculous ("ain't no sign I can't smoke here"), getting so deep into her lore I'm honestly surprised she didn't threaten to show feet. The sophistipop sample is big and obvious, but she doesn't interact with it like on "Vegas". In fact, listen hard enough and Warwick becomes a beleaguered member of Doja Cat's team, pleading with her to drop it already. [9]

Katherine St Asaph: At the risk of engaging in the sort of parasocial shit Doja Cat openly despises, including on this song: What demon lord are we talking here? Lamashtu? Oublivae? What is the Doja Cat lore? (Besides an Internet history of far-right chat rooms and a present history of working with Dr. Luke. Just pretend the "Walk on By" sample is siphoning more of the proceeds to Burt Bacharach than it probably actually is.) [7]

Michael Hong: Explained Doja Cat lore to my friend under the dim lighting of a restaurant, from "she was showing feet! in the racial chatroom!" to her berating her fans for acting like they know her. Knowing that, it's incredible how little bite, or anything resembling weirdness, her music has. [3]

Taylor Alatorre: For most people under the age of 60, "paint the town red" is not a phrase that immediately calls forth any specific, tangible emotions or experiences, if indeed it ever did. That doesn't mean it can't be used as the basis for a contemporary song, but it should ideally be expanded upon, with some sturdier reference points brought in to help with the heavy lifting, rather than left to fend for itself in an ocean of tetchy self-justifications. Name-drop Carti or Trippie, claim a tenuous connection to the Bloods if you have to, just do something. Maybe the Dionne Warwick nod is meant to do that -- an old-timey phrase paired with an old-timey tune -- but I doubt it. If that were the case, they probably would've done something with the sample beyond giving it the most basic Pro Tools treatment imaginable. [1]

Aaron Bergstrom: It sure doesn't take long for that sample to go from pleasantly hypnotic to painfully tedious, which is a problem since it's the most interesting part of the song. [3]

Leah Isobel: This year, Kim Petras released an album called Problématique, a title that petulantly nods to her association with Dr. Luke and the aura of controversy that has consequently clung to her work. Earlier that week, "Paint The Town Red" hit number one. While Doja's association with Luke hasn't impacted her career in precisely the same way as it has Kim's, his presence has undoubtedly shaped the discourse around her. "Paint The Town Red," and the whole Scarlet album cycle, demonstrates how that discourse has, in turn, shaped Doja right back. The needling repetition of the line "Bitch, I said what I said" has big I'm-not-bothered-you're-bothered energy, turning the laid-back bounce of the sample into something testy and passive-aggressive; the post-chorus slide into the third person is like she's psyching herself up, trying to summon her persona in order to escape her own emotions. I'm very sympathetic to Doja -- her work is admirably honest about how dehumanizing it is to be a woman who makes pop. This feels more and more vital as the industry contracts around the demands of major labels, who have a habit of hiring dudes like Luke to flatten out creative and talented women. In this light, Doja's edgelord heel turn isn't surprising; it's just sad, and predictable. [4]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: Becomes tiresome with every passing minute. Everyone who complained about TikTok songs being 90 seconds was wrong. [1]

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What You Need to Know Before Buying a Laptop: 5 Tips for Saving Money

Buying a laptop is a valuable investment, especially with so many options available on the market. A laptop is a crucial piece of equipment, whether it is used at work, school, for gaming, or for personal purposes. The right laptop can enhance your productivity and entertainment experience, but the wrong one can lead to unnecessary expenses. Here are five key tips to save money when buying a laptop while still getting the best value for your needs.

1. Understand Your Requirements

Before getting into the wide variety of laptops on the market, it's crucial to first assess what you'll use them for. Different laptops are designed for different tasks, and knowing your specific needs will help you avoid overspending on unnecessary features. For example, if you’re a student who needs a laptop for taking notes and writing papers, you don’t have to spend extra on high-end processors or gaming graphics. Conversely, if you're a professional doing video editing or gaming, higher specifications are necessary. By understanding your use case, you can narrow down your choices and avoid paying for features you don’t need.

2. Don’t Get Scammed by Brand Names

Brand names often play a significant role in laptop pricing, but this doesn’t mean a more expensive brand will always offer better value. While it’s true that certain brands are renowned for their durability and customer support, there are also unknown brands that provide excellent quality for a fraction of the price. Don’t automatically go for the most popular or well-known brands. Instead, do thorough research on the model and check user reviews. Budget laptops offer performance comparable to premium brands, so explore alternatives before settling on a specific brand.

3. Pay Attention to the Specifications

When looking for a laptop, understanding specifications is crucial. Processor, RAM, storage type, and battery life are all key factors that impact both laptop performance and longevity. Focus on what will meet your specific needs, instead of being tempted by flashy advertisements. For example, if you’re a casual user who browses the web and uses office applications, an entry-level processor with 4GB to 8GB of RAM should be sufficient. Gaming or professional work may require a more powerful processor (Intel i7 or higher) and at least 16GB of RAM. By focusing on what you actually need, you can avoid overspending on features you won’t use.

4. Consider Refurbished Laptops

Refurbished laptops can be a great way to save money without sacrificing performance. These laptops are often returned models or ones that were gently used and then restored to like-new condition by the manufacturer or a certified refurbisher. Refurbished laptops typically come with warranties, so you can still enjoy peace of mind. Buying used models can give you access to higher-end models at a lower price, making it a great option for those looking to get more value for their money. However, always check the warranty terms and make sure the seller is reputable to avoid risks.

5. Timing Your Purchase

The timing of your purchase can significantly affect laptop prices. If you want to save money, avoid buying during peak seasons like school holiday periods or holiday sales when prices are inflated. Laptop prices often drop during off-seasons, such as mid-year or after new models are released. Keep an eye on annual sales events like Black Friday, Cyber Monday, or seasonal clearance sales, where you can snag excellent deals. By waiting for the right time to purchase, you can save a lot of money without compromising on quality.

6. Look for Discounts and Deals

Many retailers offer discounts, cashback offers, or student discounts, which can reduce your laptop's overall cost. Before buying, search for ongoing deals or promotions available. Some retailers might even offer exchange options, where you can exchange your old laptop for a discount on a new one. Additionally, check with your school or work organization. Some institutions offer discounts on laptops for students or employees. A little research into available deals can help you get a great laptop without paying full price.

7. Future-Proof Your Laptop

One of the most important factors in saving money on a laptop is its longevity. A laptop that is outdated in a few years may force you to spend more on repairs or replacement. Try to choose a laptop that balances current technology and future compatibility. Opting for a laptop with expandable storage, a high-resolution screen, and future-proof connectivity options (such as USB-C ports) can extend the device's lifespan. By purchasing a laptop that will remain relevant and functional for several years, you can avoid the cost of upgrading to a new laptop sooner than you might expect.

Conclusion

Buying a laptop doesn’t have to be an expensive process if you approach the process strategically. By understanding your needs, considering specifications, and considering alternatives like rebuilt models, you can make a cost-effective purchase that meets your requirements. Additionally, taking advantage of sales events and deals can further reduce costs. Remember, the goal is not to get the most expensive or the most high-tech laptop, but to get one that fits your needs, offers good value, and lasts for years to come.

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Landscaping on a Budget: Affordable Tips for Liberty Township Homeowners

Landscaping your yard can be one of the most rewarding ways to enhance your home's curb appeal. Whether you're planning to sell your house or simply want to create a more inviting outdoor space, a little landscaping can go a long way. However, many homeowners worry that landscaping comes with a hefty price tag. The good news is that landscaping doesn’t have to break the bank! With a little creativity and planning, you can transform your yard without overspending.

Here are some affordable landscaping tips that homeowners in Liberty Township can use to make their outdoor space shine.

1. Start Small and Plan Ahead

When it comes to landscaping, it's easy to get overwhelmed. The key to doing it on a budget is to start small. Focus on one area of your yard at a time and gradually expand. Planning ahead will also help you avoid impulse purchases that can rack up your costs. Create a detailed plan that includes the areas you want to improve and the materials you need. For example, do you need new plants, mulch, or stone edging? Planning will help you prioritize and buy what you need without going over budget.

2. Use Native Plants

One of the best ways to keep your landscaping affordable is by using native plants. Native plants are not only more affordable, but they are also easier to maintain. Since they are adapted to the local climate, they require less water, fertilizer, and pest control than non-native varieties. This means less money spent on maintenance and more time to enjoy your garden.

In Liberty Township, some great native plant options include Black-eyed Susans, Purple Coneflowers, and Butterfly Bushes. These plants thrive in Ohio’s climate and are beautiful additions to any yard.

3. DIY Mulching

Mulch is essential for keeping your garden healthy by retaining moisture and preventing weed growth. But purchasing bags of mulch at the store can be pricey. One way to save is by making your own mulch. Consider using organic materials like leaves, grass clippings, or wood chips that are readily available for free or at a low cost. You can also search for local suppliers that offer mulch at discounted rates, especially during the off-season.

4. Repurpose and Reuse Materials

Instead of buying new materials, think about repurposing items you already have around your house. Old bricks, broken concrete, or even pieces of wood can be used to create unique features in your garden. For example, create a charming garden path using repurposed bricks or build a raised garden bed from wooden pallets. These DIY projects can be fun and budget-friendly ways to add a personal touch to your landscaping.

5. Shop Smart for Plants and Supplies

If you're planning on buying plants, materials, or tools, try to shop smart. Look for sales at local garden centers or home improvement stores. Many places offer discounts at the end of the season, and you can find plants that just need a little TLC to thrive. Another option is to visit local farmers' markets, plant swaps, or community events where you might find inexpensive plants and garden accessories. Don’t forget about online marketplaces, too, where homeowners often sell extra plants or garden supplies.

6. Incorporate Hardscaping

Hardscaping refers to the non-plant elements in your garden, such as walkways, patios, and stone features. While hardscaping can sometimes be more expensive than planting, there are affordable ways to incorporate it. For example, you could use gravel or flagstone to create a budget-friendly pathway, or repurpose old bricks or rocks to build a low-cost retaining wall. Hardscaping can make your yard look more polished and organized without costing a fortune.

7. Hire a Professional Landscaping Service

Sometimes, the best way to achieve a beautiful yard without overspending is by calling in the experts. Liberty Heritage Nursery Farm, located right here in Liberty Township, offers affordable landscaping services that can help you create the yard of your dreams. Whether you need help with planting, mulching, or designing your garden, their experienced team will work with you to come up with budget-friendly solutions tailored to your specific needs.

Hiring a professional service like Liberty Heritage Nursery Farm can save you time, energy, and money in the long run by helping you avoid costly mistakes and ensuring that your landscaping is done right the first time.

Conclusion

Landscaping doesn’t have to be expensive to make a significant impact on your home’s curb appeal. With a little creativity and smart planning, you can create a beautiful, functional outdoor space without breaking the bank. And if you're looking for expert help that won’t strain your wallet, Liberty Heritage Nursery Farm is the go-to landscaping service in Liberty Township, OH. Their team is ready to assist you in transforming your yard into a stunning and affordable landscape.

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Drywall Cost Estimator in Aventura

Are you planning a construction or renovation project and need a drywall cost estimator in Aventura? Whether you're a homeowner, contractor, or property manager, understanding the costs involved in drywall installation is essential for effective budgeting. This guide will explore everything you need to know about estimating drywall costs in Aventura, from materials to labor and factors that influence pricing.

Why Use a Drywall Cost Estimator?

A drywall cost estimator simplifies planning by providing an accurate breakdown of expenses. It considers factors like:

Square Footage: Larger projects cost more but may have a lower per-square-foot rate.

Material Choice: Options include standard, moisture-resistant, and fire-resistant drywall.

Labor Rates in Aventura: Skilled labor costs may vary based on experience and project complexity.

Additional Features: Costs increase with specialized finishes, custom designs, or added insulation.

Average Drywall Costs in Aventura

Here’s a quick overview of drywall installation costs:

Material Costs:

Standard drywall: $0.40��$0.65 per square foot

Moisture-resistant drywall: $0.50–$0.80 per square foot

Fire-resistant drywall: $0.60–$1.00 per square foot

Labor Costs:

Drywall installation labor typically ranges from $1.50–$2.50 per square foot in Aventura.

Additional costs apply for taping, mudding, and sanding, which can add $0.50–$1.00 per square foot.

Total Costs:

Expect to pay $1.90–$4.50 per square foot for a complete drywall installation, depending on project specifics.

Factors Affecting Drywall Costs in Aventura

1. Project Size

Small Projects (Under 500 sq ft): Higher cost per square foot due to setup time.

Large Projects (Over 1,000 sq ft): Bulk discounts may apply.

2. Drywall Type

Standard Drywall: Most cost-effective, ideal for interiors.

Moisture-Resistant: Perfect for bathrooms and kitchens.

Fire-Resistant: Recommended for safety in commercial spaces or garages.

3. Complexity of the Design

Curved walls, vaulted ceilings, or intricate designs increase labor costs.

4. Local Labor Rates

Aventura has a skilled labor market, and costs may vary slightly depending on the contractor's expertise and demand.

5. Add-Ons and Extras

Soundproofing: Adds $1–$3 per square foot.

Custom Textures: Costs $0.50–$1.50 per square foot.

DIY vs. Professional Drywall Installation

While DIY drywall installation may seem cost-effective, professional services ensure higher quality, quicker completion, and better long-term results.

DIY Cost: Materials only; around $0.40–$1.00 per square foot.

Professional Installation: Materials and labor; $1.90–$4.50 per square foot.

Benefits of Using a Drywall Cost Estimator in Aventura

Accurate Budgeting: Avoid surprises by factoring in all expenses.

Time Efficiency: Quickly calculate costs for various project sizes.

Custom Solutions: Tailor estimates for residential, commercial, or specialty drywall needs.

Get an Accurate Drywall Estimate Today!

Estimate Florida Consulting specializes in providing reliable cost estimates for drywall projects in Aventura. Our advanced cost estimators consider local labor rates, materials, and project specifics to give you the most accurate pricing.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How much does it cost to drywall a 500 sq ft room in Aventura?The cost typically ranges between $950 and $2,250, depending on the type of drywall and labor required.

2. Are there additional costs for removing old drywall?Yes, removing old drywall costs between $1.00–$1.50 per square foot, depending on the complexity.

3. Can I reduce drywall installation costs?Opting for standard drywall, bundling services, or sourcing materials locally can help reduce costs.

4. How long does drywall installation take?A standard 500 sq ft room typically takes 2–3 days for professional installation.

5. What is the cost of fire-resistant drywall in Aventura?Fire-resistant drywall costs approximately $0.60–$1.00 per square foot for materials alone.

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What Do I Need to Consider Before Choosing My Kitchen?

Choosing the right kitchen is a big decision. After all, the kitchen is the heart of your home, where you prepare meals, entertain guests, and spend quality time with loved ones. Whether building a new home or renovating an old one, there are several important factors to consider before making a final decision on kitchen design. Here’s a guide to help you navigate the process and create a space that’s both functional and stylish.

1. Budget

Before diving into design choices, it’s essential to establish a budget. Kitchens can be expensive, and it’s easy to get carried away with high-end materials and appliances. By setting a realistic budget early on, you’ll have a clearer understanding of what you can afford. Factor in costs for cabinets, countertops, appliances, flooring, lighting, and labor. It’s a good idea to include a contingency fund for unexpected expenses during the renovation or installation process.

2. Available Space

The size of your kitchen will influence many of your design choices. A larger kitchen offers more flexibility, allowing you to include an island, a pantry, or extra storage space. However, a smaller kitchen requires smart design to maximize the space. Consider the layout that will work best for your kitchen’s size, whether it’s an open-plan, galley, U-shape, or L-shape design.

3. Workflow and Functionality

A kitchen is a place where functionality should come first. Think about how you cook, how much storage space you need, and the flow of your daily kitchen activities. A good design ensures that you can easily move between key areas like the stove, sink, and refrigerator — often referred to as the kitchen work triangle. For larger kitchens, consider zones for cooking, prepping, cleaning, and even entertaining.

4. Style and Aesthetics

Your kitchen should reflect my personal style, whether it’s contemporary, rustic, traditional, or minimalist. The design elements you choose — from cabinetry to countertops, flooring, and backsplash tiles — will play a significant role in setting the overall tone. Take inspiration from current trends, but also make sure the design suits your taste and complements the rest of your home.

5. Lighting

Lighting is key to both the functionality and ambiance of your kitchen. Ideally, your kitchen should have a mix of task lighting (for work areas like countertops and stoves), ambient lighting (for overall illumination), and accent lighting (to highlight features like shelves or artwork). Make sure to include under-cabinet lighting for extra visibility when preparing meals, and don’t forget pendant lights or chandeliers if you have an island or a dining area.

Conclusion

Choosing the right kitchen is a significant decision, as it’s not only a space for preparing meals but also the heart of your home where memories are made. Whether you’re designing a new kitchen or remodeling an existing one, it’s important to consider various factors to ensure that your kitchen is both functional and stylish. From setting a realistic budget to understanding the available space, planning for workflow, and choosing the right materials, each decision you make will impact the overall outcome.

Your kitchen should reflect your personal style while meeting the practical needs of your household. Whether you're looking to entertain, cook, or simply create a space to relax, your kitchen should cater to your lifestyle. Keep in mind that thoughtful planning around lighting, storage, and appliance selection will help you create a space that’s both beautiful and functional.

FAQs:

1. How do I decide on the right kitchen layout for my space?

Choosing the right layout depends on the size and shape of your kitchen. For larger spaces, an open-plan or U-shaped layout might be ideal to create a smooth flow between areas. If you're working with a smaller space, consider a galley or L-shaped design to maximize counter space and storage. The key is to think about your daily activities—how you cook, prepare meals, and move through the space—and choose a layout that supports these tasks efficiently.

2. What are some budget-friendly options for a kitchen remodel?

If you’re working with a limited budget, focus on updating key elements that offer the most impact. Consider painting or refacing your cabinets rather than replacing them entirely. Swap out old hardware for modern pulls or handles. Choose affordable but stylish materials for countertops, like laminate or butcher block. You can also save by opting for mid-range appliances or reusing existing ones if they’re still in good condition. Small changes, like updating the backsplash or lighting, can also make a big difference without breaking the bank.

3. How can I make my small kitchen feel bigger?

To make a small kitchen feel larger, focus on maximizing storage and using light, reflective colors. Option for open shelving or smart storage solutions like pull-out drawers and vertical storage. Consider lighter tones for cabinets, walls, and countertops, as they can help create a sense of openness. Also, use mirrors or glass to reflect light and visually expand the space. Finally, don’t overcrowd the room with unnecessary items—keeping the space organized and clutter-free will make it feel more spacious.

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What to Look for When Buying Your First Motorhome: A Beginner's Guide

So, you’re thinking about buying your first motorhome? First of all—welcome to the club! 🌍 Whether you're dreaming of weekend getaways, full-time van life, or road trips that take you off the beaten path, getting your first motorhome is exciting. But let's be real—it can also feel a bit overwhelming. There are so many options, features, and questions you didn’t even know you had. Trust me, I've been there! 😅

Here’s a little guide from someone who's been down this road (literally). If you’re new to the motorhome world, here are a few things to consider before diving into your first purchase:

1. Size Does Matter—But Bigger Isn’t Always Better

I know the idea of a spacious motorhome sounds amazing. But remember, size impacts everything—where you can park, how easy it is to drive, and how much fuel you’ll burn. If you’re planning on hitting narrow country roads or squeezing into city parking, a smaller rig might make life a whole lot easier. But if you’re living in it full-time, more space can feel like a lifesaver. It’s all about balance!

2. New or Used?

Ah, the age-old debate. 💭 New motorhomes come with the latest gadgets, shiny interiors, and (hopefully) fewer problems right out of the gate. But they can also come with a hefty price tag. On the flip side, used motorhomes might have some wear and tear, but you can score a great deal if you’re willing to shop around. Bonus: if the previous owners have already done upgrades, that’s one less thing for you to worry about!

3. The Floor Plan Is Everything

Seriously. Take time to walk through different layouts. Does it feel comfortable to move around? Does the bed size work for you? Can you cook without bumping into the fridge every five seconds? 😆 Trust me, what looks good in pictures can feel cramped in real life. Prioritize what you need—whether that’s a comfy living area, lots of kitchen counter space, or a bathroom that doesn’t feel like a shoebox.

4. Storage: You’ll Need More Than You Think

If you’re going to be living in your motorhome for long stretches of time, storage becomes crucial. Clothes, camping gear, cooking equipment, tools—it all adds up. Make sure there’s enough room to stash everything you’ll need (and inevitably collect along the way).

5. Test Drive Like You Mean It

This isn’t just your everyday car purchase—your motorhome is going to be your home on wheels. Take it for a serious test drive. How does it handle corners? Can you easily maneuver it? How does it feel on highways versus smaller roads? You’ll be spending a lot of time driving this beast, so it needs to feel right.

6. Check for the Basics—Water, Power, Heating

A motorhome isn’t just about four walls and wheels; it’s about functionality. Make sure to ask questions about the water system (tank size, water heater), electrical setup (how easy is it to hook up, battery power), and heating options (important if you’re camping in colder weather). You don’t want to end up somewhere beautiful but freezing—or worse, with no way to cook food!

7. Set Your Budget (And Don’t Forget the Extras)

Motorhomes aren’t just about the initial cost. Factor in expenses like insurance, fuel, maintenance, and parking fees. Plus, once you buy it, there’s a good chance you’ll want to personalize it—hello, cozy curtains and solar panels! 😉 Make sure you budget for those extras, too.

Buying your first motorhome is a wild ride, and while it’s easy to get caught up in all the shiny features, it’s important to find something that fits your needs and lifestyle. Take your time, ask all the questions, and don’t rush the process. Before you know it, you’ll be driving off into the sunset, ready to start your next adventure. 🌅

Have any of you bought your first motorhome recently? Any tips or stories you want to share? Let’s chat in the comments!

Safe travels! ✌️

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Types of life insurance

Life insurance has always been considered an essential financial tool. However, not many people know that there are several types of life insurance products. Each of these can be helpful in their own unique ways. While some provide protection to the chief earning member’s family, others can be seen as an investment or retirement tool.

Types of life insurance

Here are the different types of life insurance plans and their features and benefits, so you can pick the most suitable one:

1. Term Insurance Plans

Term insurance protects your family’s financial future if something were to happen to you. Designed as a simple and affordable way to give financial cover, a term plan is a vital part of financial planning for the primary wage earner in a family.

Term insurance is a pure protection plan and is not market-linked. Moreover, the premiums for term insurance are lower as compared to any other life insurance product. The premiums are also more affordable if you buy them early in life. Experts often suggest that term plan should be a priority for you as soon as you start earning.

Term insurance can be used for various purposes. In the absence of an income, your family can use the cover from the insurance to pay for their day to expenditure, education costs, or wedding expenses. If you have any outstanding debts, such as home loan, car loan, etc., your family can pay them off with the cover.

Some term plans also give you the option to add riders, like critical illness^ coverage (providing a lump sum for the treatment of specified critical ailments) and accidental death benefit+ (paid over and above the sum assured in the unfortunate event of death due to an accident). These riders can provide you and your family with an extra layer of protection at a nominal increase in the premium.

Let’s understand with an example. A 25-year-old Fatima wants ₹ 1 crore term insurance till she turns 60. She buys ICICI Pru iProtect Smart Term Plan with an annual premium of ₹ 9225 for a premium paying term of 35 years and with the regular income payout option. She also buys ₹ 50 lakhs accidental death cover (premium: ₹ 3540) and ₹ 50 lakhs critical illness cover (premium: ₹ 7657). So, the total premium for this comprehensive package turns out to be less than ₹ 63 a day or ₹ 20422 a year for Fatima, inclusive of all taxes.

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2. ULIPs – Unit Linked Insurance Plans

A unit linked insurance plan (ULIP) is a combination of insurance and investment. A ULIP provides life cover that offers financial protection for your loved ones. In addition to this, it also gives you the potential to create wealth through market-linked returns from systematic investments.

A ULIP offers you the opportunity to invest your money in different fund options, depending on your risk appetite. ULIPs come with a 5-year lock-in period, and the money can be invested in bonds, equities, hybrid funds, etc. If you are looking for safer options, bonds can be a good choice. On the other hand, if you are open to more risk, hybrid funds and equities have the potential to offer better returns.

Since each individual is different, ULIPs allow great flexibility for investment. Your risk appetite and investment preferences are likely to change with age. ULIPs permit you to take these factors into consideration and alter your investment strategy accordingly.

ULIPs also provide flexibility in terms of partial withdrawals and fund-switching. They offer interesting benefits like loyalty additions and wealth boosters to help you generate more wealth over time. Additionally, the maturity amount from ULIPs is tax-free* subject to Section 10(10D) of the Income Tax Act of 1961.

Let’s understand with an example. Ritesh is a 30-year-old male who purchased the ICICI Pru LifeTime Classic Plan with a policy term of 20 years. He decided to pay ₹ 5000 per month as a premium for 20 years. The life cover for this plan was ₹ 3.6 lakhs. On maturity, Ritesh will get returns according to the performance of the funds he had invested in. This implies that the maturity benefit at a 4% return would be ₹ 9.05 lakhs and at an 8% return would be ₹ 13.9 lakhs. In the case of Ritesh's unfortunate demise, his nominee will receive the death benefit as a lump sum payout. 

Easy access to your money

Choice of lump sum pay-out and waiver of premium

Rewards of Wealth Boosters and Loyalty Additions for long term investments 

Fulfill your family’s dreams and desires with the growth potential of equity or debt along with a Life Cover to safeguard their future in your absence.

Choice of portfolio strategies` to suit your needs

Easy access to your money

Enjoy the safety of a Life Cover based on your desired level of protection

Rewards of Wealth Boosters+ and Loyalty Additions^ for long term investments 

Designed for the preferred customer like you, ICICI Pru Signature offers life cover to secure your family along with flexible investment options to help you achieve your goals.

Financial protection for your loved ones with life cover

Return of all Premium Allocation charges more than once*

Choice of 4 portfolio strategies and wide range of funds

Enjoy policy benefits till 99 years of age with Whole Life policy term option

A single premium plan with the potential to create wealth for your multiple goals while providing life insurance cover to protect your loved ones.

Invest only once and enjoy benefits for entire policy term

100% amount invested in wide range of funds

Enjoy a life insurance cover to protect your family’s dreams

Get Wealth Boosters* as a percentage of your single premium

With ICICI Pru Smart Life A plan that grows your investments, secures the educational milestones of your children and provides life cover.

Easy access to your money

Choice of lump sum pay-out and waiver of premium

Rewards of Wealth Boosters and Loyalty Additions for long term investments

A plan that safeguards your family’s future with life cover along with potential to create wealth, even when you are not around.

Choice of investment strategy to suit your needs

Security of your loved ones with premium waived in your absence

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Achieve your dreams with the best of both worlds - the potential for high returns without the risk of losing your money*.

Guarantee on the money you invest

Premium Payment as per your comfort

Rewards of Wealth Boosters and Loyalty Additions for long term investments

Safety of a Life Cover

Fulfill your family’s dreams and desires with the growth potential of equity or debt along with a Life Cover to safeguard their future in your absence.

Choice of portfolio strategies` to suit your needs

Easy access to your money

Enjoy the safety of a Life Cover based on your desired level of protection

Rewards of Wealth Boosters+ and Loyalty Additions^ for long term investments 

3. Endowment Insurance Plans

Endowment plans are ideal for people who want guaranteed returns along with the protection of life insurance. An endowment plan is a life insurance policy that provides life coverage along with an opportunity to save regularly. This enables you to receive a lump sum amount on the maturity of the policy. In case of death during the policy term, your nominee(s) also receives a death benefit.

Just like ULIPs, endowment plans are quite flexible too. You can choose a suitable method and time frame to pay the premium. Endowment plans also give you a chance to benefit from bonuses, that are paid additionally over and above the sum assured of your policy.

Lastly, the returns generated on maturity from an endowment plan are tax-free* subject to Section 10(10D) of the Income Tax Act of 1961. The premiums paid can also be claimed as a deduction under Section 80C* of the same Act.

Let’s understand with an example. Mohit, aged 35, buys ICICI Pru Savings Suraksha Plan for a policy term of 20 years and a premium paying term of 10 years. He pays an annual premium of ₹ 30,000 and has a sum assured of ₹ 3 lakh. At an 8% return, the maturity benefit would be ₹ 7.21 lakhs. At a 4% return, his estimated maturity benefit, including guaranteed additions, and terminal bonus, will be ₹ 4.47 lakhs.

Offer your savings the opportunity to grow while enjoying the benefits of guaranteed returns.

Savings with the comfort of guarantee

Premium payment as per your comfort

Security of your loved ones with wealth creation and your Life Cover

4. Money Back Insurance Plans

A money back plan is a life insurance policy where the insured person gets a percentage of sum assured at steady intervals. Since you save regularly, the money back plan rewards you regularly. In simple words, a money back plan is an endowment plan with the benefit of increased liquidity with systematic payouts. Money back plans are designed to help you meet your short-term financial goals. The money back feature can add to your monthly or yearly income.

The regular pay-outs, which are tax-free subject to Section 10(10D)* of the Income Tax Act of 1961 makes the process of investing highly rewarding. This is because you can benefit from the policy with immediate effect. For instance, with the ICICI Pru Cash Advantage Plan, as soon as your premium payment term ends, you start receiving money at regular intervals. These payouts are called Guaranteed Cash Benefits (GCB).

Money back plans also have a maturity benefit. So, you get a lump sum payout at maturity that can be used to secure your future or help you fulfil your family’s dreams.

In addition to the above features, the insurance component of a money back plan allows you to lead a stress-free life. Such plans secure the financial future of your loved ones, even in your absence. Hence, with a money back policy, you can get all-round protection for yourself and your family. In case of an unfortunate event during the policy term, your family will also receive a lump sum amount. Moreover, if you survive the term, you can get regular payouts along with lump sum benefits. Returns generated from money back plans are also tax-free* subject to Section 10 (10D) of the Income Tax Act of 1961.

Flexibility is another important component of money back plans and you can choose how to pay the premium as per your suitability.

Let’s understand with an example. Anshul is a 35-year-old corporate employee who was recently blessed with a baby boy. He understands his responsibilities towards his son’s education and wants to protect his child’s future against all possible adversities. Keeping in mind these requirements, he buys the ICICI Pru Cash Advantage Plan with a premium paying term of 10 years and an annual premium of ₹ 50,000. His policy benefits include a guaranteed cash benefit of ₹ 30,447 per annum, a guaranteed maturity benefit of ₹ 2.64 lakhs, and additional bonuses of ₹ 1.08 lakhs (at 4% return) that can be used for his son's education expenses. Anshul can also benefit from a life cover of ₹ 5 lakhs for himself for the next 20 years.

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Good Thing I wasn’t asking (Kelley O’Hara x Reader)

Request: Sequel to Touch Starved. Your Parents show up unexpectedly and Kelley might lose her cool. Just a little bit. 

Author’s Note: So there will probably be a part 3 in this series after i get through my request list! Let me know what you think and hit me up with questions or concerns. 

You were on a high. A massive high after your win over England in the she believes cup, a win that partially came from your very own hat trick. You still had one more game before you were inevitably crowned the She believes champions, but Kelley felt that your hard work had earned you a reward. 

She smiled as you cuddled into her side on the elevator. You were dressed in a pair of her #5 uswnt sweatpants and an old Stanford sweatshirt, a beaney placed firmly on your head. Part of your reward was that you got to go to dinner in daddy’s clothing, and Kelley thought you looked absolutely adorable swimming in her clothes. 

“You excited for dinner baby girl?” She asked as the elevator door dinged open, winking at you slightly. You nodded enthusiastically, tucking yourself under Kelley’s arm. You were sure that she had picked something you would like, something that probably resembled a cheeseburger or pizza. 

Kelley laughed at your excitement, guiding you towards the front door of the hotel, unable to take her eyes off of your blinding smile. She had an amazing night planned out for you, she was going to completely spoil her baby girl (Both in the bedroom and outside the bedroom). 

“Ah finally. We’ve been waiting for you for hours,” The deep voice sent a shiver down your spine, the smile slipping off of your face, your good mood disappearing in an instant. Your father heaved himself off of the lobby sofa with an agitated huff. He pulled his suit jacket straight, his nose scrunching slightly at your closeness to your favorite soccer player. 

“And do we really need to have another conversation about acceptable clothing Y/n,” Your mother’s shrill question had you swallowing back a cringe. You glanced down at yourself, you loved this outfit. It made you feel safe and comfy and wrapped you up in Kelley’s amazing scent. 

Kelley’s eyes snapped up to meet your parents’ gaze, taking in your father’s far too expensive suit and the gaudy pearls that adorned your mother’s neck. 

You straightened your back, and schooled your features, but did not untangle yourself from your girlfriend. 

“We didn’t know that you would be here. Why are you here?” You asked formally, blinking at them in shock. You were in Chicago for the tournament but didn’t think that it was important enough to warrant a visit. You had prayed and downplayed it enough to get them to stay as far away as you could get them. 

Your father’s face hardened as though he had been challenged, a thick line forming just above his brow. “Seeing as you were in town, we decided to introduce you to another worthy suitor,” He intoned, stepping to the side to reveal a boy who looked to be about your age. He was conveniently handsome you supposed, with dark hair and bright eyes, but you would never ever want him. He couldn’t hold a candle to your girl, and you were about a million percent sure that she could pull off his suit way better than he was. You suppressed your eye-roll, why couldn't your parents understand that you were happy with the woman of your dreams? You felt Kelley tense beside you, and you squeezed her waste comfortingly to reassure her. She had no competition here. 

“um, we’ve talked about this. I’m already in a happy relationship and I don’t need your assistance,” You said carefully but sternly, tilting your head to the taller woman in your arms. You didn’t want to start a fight, but you refused to let them walk all over your girlfriend. Your mother’s lip twitched in disdain, and your father's face hardened. 

“Ah, Kelley will you be joining us for dinner?” Your mother asked, sickly sweet. It was the tone she used when she was annoyed but didn’t want anyone to know. The one she used when someone she deemed to be beneath her was interrupting her plans. You opened your mouth to challenge the implication, but your very beautiful girlfriend spoke for you.

“Actually, we already had plans, but perhaps we could go out to eat another night,” You stated, smiling tightly at your parents. The last thing you wanted to do right now was deal with your parents, and if you could avoid it, you really wanted to. 

“Nonsense. We’re free and David is free. Y/n will go change into something presentable and we will be off,” Your father said dismissively with a wave of his hand. Kelley opened her mouth to protest but was again cut off by your soft squeeze of her side. 

She finally tore her eyes off of your uninvited parents to glance in your direction. Her eyebrows furrowed when she took in your defeated expression and the way you seemed to sink into yourself, a complete 180 to the exuberant mood you had been in mere moments before. Why did they think they had the right to just barge in and destroy your plans? Who gave them the right?

Your eyes were firmly locked in the ground as you nodded lightly. It was just easier to agree and avoid an argument. Kelley hated how you were always giving in to them to gain their approval. 

“I’ll be down in a few,” You mumbled sadly, kissing Kelley’s cheek and untangling yourself from the woman. She held onto your hand for a second longer, squeezing your fingers to reassure you that she wasn’t mad, and trying to get a good read on you. You smiled sadly at her, it seemed that your reward would have to wait. 

“No more than 5 minutes young lady,” Your father called after you, as you hurried towards the elevator. You didn’t want to know what he would do if he decided you were wasting his time. It was as though he didn’t even care he had unconvinced you and forced you to change your plans. He watched you go with irritation. What he was irritated with, Kelley didn’t know, but he always seemed to be wearing a frown around you.  

“And wear something presentable for David,” Your mother added with a huff, grumbling about your lack of fashion sense under her breath. Kelley rolled her eyes, you looked amazing in whatever you wore, whether it was a floor-length gown or one of her old t-shirts. You were gorgeous inside and out. She just wished they could see that. 

*****

“Look, I know this is uncomfortable and I just wanted to apologize. They didn’t tell me that she was in a committed relationship,” The suitor said quietly, sitting down next to Kelley on the hotel lobby couch. Your parents had commandeered the bar area, and she wanted to be as far away from them as she could be. 

Hence why she was sitting on this fucking couch, her knee bouncing, staring at the poor boy whose name she didn’t care enough to remember like he had grown three heads. 

“Excuse me?” She asked exasperatedly. The boy smiled lightly, his kind eyes meeting hers. He wanted to be here just about as much as she did. 

“They never said that the girl they wanted me to meet was in a relationship and I apologize that they are ignorant enough to try and break whatever you to have up,” He said. Kelley nodded at him, returning his smile. 

“Thank you, David,” she murmured, and he shook his head as if to say that the thanks weren’t needed. He had seen your smile and the way you leaned naturally into her touch. The way she had kept her arm around you as if she was grounding you. Whatever the two of you had was incredibly special, and he wasn’t about to try and break that up. 

“I’ll try and run as much interference as I can. She didn’t exactly look happy to see them,” David laughed, scratching the back of his neck uncomfortably, and Kelley felt her lips tick up. He didn’t seem like a bad kid, just a poor soul that got mixed up in your family’s bullshit. 

“No, she wasn’t,” Kelley nodded, turning towards the elevator when it let out its telltale ding. Her breath left her, her train of thought screeching to a halt when you stepped out. A loud laugh sounded from beside her, but all her attention was on you. You looked fucking hot in that little black dress. Just so… delicious. 

You blushed under Kelley’s hungry gaze, well not really Kelly’s. Daddy’s hungry gaze was probably more accurate. 

“Hm, better than that monstrosity you were wearing before, but still not up to par. You really should consider going on that diet I sent you dear,” Your mother appraised you, the tension between you and Kelley evaporating into thin air. 

Kelley frowned. You were one of the top athletes in the world, and your abs could rival those of Hope Solos. You had one of the strictest diets of the team, and Kelley was always trying to get you to relax a little. 

“Ready to go?” You asked, sending your mother a tight smile. Kelley took that as her cue to grab your hand and link your arms, placing a very sweet kiss on your cheek. You leaned into her, allowing her strong frame to ground you, to support you, because God knew you needed it.  

“You look amazing as always my love,” She whispered in your ear, placing a very short kiss on the skin just below it. 

“You’ve already made us miss our reservation with your lackadaisical attitude. I will not let more frivolous behavior hinder us again” Your father glared at the two of you, his agitation clear. You cleared your throat, and Kelley straightened.

Complementing you was never a waist. She would take absolutely every opportunity she had to make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world. Spending that extra second to make you feel good was worth missing even the most important reservations in the world. 

*****

Kelley was going to die or kill someone before this meal was over. You hated overly fancy restaurants (like why the fuck would you waste 70$ on a plate of subpar food?), yet here you were munching on a much too expensive salad (Kelley knew how much you despised uncooked green vegetables and lettuce) while your father basically took a cheese grater to you accomplishments, ambitions and love life. So yes Kelley was not pretty sure that she wasn’t going to make it through this dinner. 

“I don’t know when you’re going to come to your senses and realize that your soccer ambitions don’t provide adequate financial support,” Your father said seriously, pointing his steak covered fork in your direction. 

“Yes, and David has a very secure position in our firm. He could more than easily provide you with a satisfactory lifestyle,” Your mother added, smiling at the boy who was looking increasingly uncomfortable at your parents' attempts to set you up with him. Kelley released a low huff, opening her mouth as if to respond. You placed your hand on Kelley’s knee, and her mouth clicked closed.

“I can assure you that our income is more than sufficient to accommodate our lifestyle,” You said, taking a bite of your very sucky salad. Between your world cup winnings and the numerous sponsorships you had acquired, you weren’t doing half bad for yourselves. You sure as hell didn’t need David’s income. 

Your father stiffened, glancing up from his meal to glare in your direction. 

“I think you had a slip of the tongue,” He growled, unhappy that you were embarrassing him in front of one of his employees. You sent him a confused glance, tilting your head to the side unsure of what he was talking about. 

“You indicated a shared lifestyle and income base dear,” Your mother smiled fakely at you, laughing at what you assumed was your empty-headedness. 

“I know. It wasn’t a mistake. Kelley and I are in love. We live together. We share a life together,” You ground out, setting your fork down, and leaning forward. You didn’t understand why they didn’t get that you were very serious about Kelley. 

“Love is for children,” Your father spat, taking a far too large bite of his disgustingly expensive steak. “And when this honeymoon phase runs out, you will be very sorry that you have spent so much time wallowing with this… woman. Sharing her bed like a common whore,” Your father finished. Your grip on Kelley’s leg tightened in an attempt to hold back the very obvious and angry thoughts trickling through your head. How could they be so close-minded? How could they not see that you were finally happy and respect that?

The silence at the table was defining and heavy, while you and Kelley sat in stunned silence. Your parents continued their meal, completely oblivious to the weight that settled on your half of the table. 

“Um, I think I’m going to go to the bathroom for a moment,” You mumbled, folding your napkin in a hurry and moving to stand from the table. You needed a second to compose yourself. A second to sort through your emotions so you could continue this dinner with a level head. So you could smother the overwhelming urge to punch your father in the face. 

“I’ll go with you,” Kelley said, also moving to stand, but you shook your head. You knew that Kelley- Daddy could make everything better. She would wrap you up in her arms, and you would be safe to break down, to give into the sea of emotions crashing over you. You didn’t want to do that. You needed to maintain control. 

“No, I just-... I’ll be back in a minute,” You stuttered, rushing off to the bathroom before the tears could fall. Kelley worriedly watched you go, a frown settling on her face. You rarely ever pushed her away like this. She turned back towards your parents, her lips a thin line. If you wouldn’t stick up for yourself, then she was going to do it for you, her protective instincts coming out in full force, and the very heavy ring settled in her pocket spurring her forward. 

“It’s sad, you know?” She hummed, taking a bite, and drawing your parents’ attention for the first time of the evening. Your father quirked an eyebrow at her as if daring her to continue. The last time they had met ended badly, and she was sure that this was headed in that direction. 

“That you are so blinded by your pride and arrogance that you can’t see Y/n’s accomplishments and the amazing life she had created for herself. Without your help,” Kelley said seriously, maintaining eye contact with your father. He sighed, finally setting down his fork and leaned back in his chair, schooling his features as if he was in a negotiation with a lawyer he didn’t like. 

“I suppose you’re talking about her agreement to enter into a fling type relationship with you?” Your mother scoffed, all pretenses of kindness evaporating. 

“No. Not at all,” Kelley shook her head, ignoring the accusation that she was only using you for sex. Your father’s eyebrow ticked up in interest, and she took that as her cue to continue. “Y/n is one of the best soccer players in the world. She was the Fifa player of the year, holds the record for most goals in both a season and a single game, as well as a world cup champion. She scored the winning goal against the Netherlands,” Kelley listed off, resisting the urge to yell at the people across from her like she wanted to. Your parents didn’t respond like normal humans. The only way to get through to them was to present it like a business deal. 

“Her career will be short-lived, much like your relationship. What happens when she gets injured, or a newer younger player comes in and shows the world what a subpar athlete she really is?” Your father questioned, unwilling to relinquish his stance that you needed a real job. Kelley sighed. She wasn’t one to follow traditions, but maybe telling your parents about her plans would get them off your back about marrying a man. 

“First, Y/n works her ass off to be the best, and that makes the difference. Secondly, I would stand by her no matter what her ability to play was, and thirdly, I don’t know what else we have to do to show you that our relationship is far from short term,” She ground out, beginning to lose her patience with the people across from her. David seemed to have shrunk as far as he could in his seat, wishing he was anywhere else. 

“This is just a stubborn phase for Y/n. You are just a phase,” Your mother snorted, a vindictive smile playing on her lips. Frankly, your girlfriend was tired of them minimizing your 4-year relationship, and she was about to blow their minds. She reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out the velvet box that was the key to your futures. 

“This isn’t a phase, trust me. I’m going to make your daughter my wife,” Kelley said loudly, placing the box on the table. Your parents froze, their eyes glued to the small object. They had ruined her proposal plans, so she had a very hard time feeling sorry for ruining their dinner. 

Your mother slowly reached out and opened the box, a gasp leaving her lips when she saw the mesmerizing ring Kelley had chosen for you. Kelley grabbed the box and returned it to her pocket so you didn’t see it until she intended for you too. 

“I do not give you my consent or my blessing to marry my daughter,” Your father said, his voice shaking in what Kelley assumed was anger. She smirked at the man, standing from her seat. 

“Good thing I wasn’t asking,” She spat as she stalked off towards the bathroom to collect you. She wasn’t going to let you sit through another moment of this abysmal night. Hopefully, she could salvage the rest of it. She had a very good girl to reward if she remembered correctly.

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-The Arrangement- Chapter 1

Summary: Desperately in need of money, you answered the questionable add. AKA-Arranged marriage AU featuring Y/N and Yoongi.

Chapter summary: Let’s meet our lovely [Y/N]. Every good story starts somewhere. Buckle up for the next few months babes <3 

Chapter 1

“Nope, sorry, I have to get to my other job.” You politely declined getting after-work drinks with your colleagues like usual. It was nice of them to still invite you even though you never said yes. 

You excused yourself to the company restroom. Out with the office worker, in with the bartender. You switched shirts, put your hair up in a ponytail, and applied heavier make-up. You'd switch out your skirt when you got to the club. As dumb and gross as it was, you always made more money when you wore your questionably short shorts. Oh well, money is money. 

You sent a quick text to your brother to make sure he and your sister got to your aunt's apartment and then headed for the station. Ok. How much money do I need to make tonight? You asked yourself as you opened the banking app. You mentally calculate the amount needed to feed your siblings, pay for the bus, and utilities. Ugh Maybe Park Minho will let me stay for him tonight. He usually wanted to get out of work early to go hang out with his friends. You would be ok this week if you stopped taking the bus and ate more ramen and less real food. You sighed. You were so tired.

You walked through the black glass doors of Club Tokki. There were only a few customers right now and you immediately went to see if anyone had made coffee. Work coffee=free coffee. Luckily for you, Lisa, the woman who worked the day shift almost always needed an extra dose of afternoon caffeine and there was still enough for a cup.

“Hey doll!” Lisa greeted you. “Here, I brought some milk in as well,” she said as she poured the coffee for you.

“You are a lifesaver. Thank you so much.” You gratefully took the mug, warming your hands. 

“No problem, do you need me to do anything before I leave? I’m going to close out with those two groups first.” She asked as she rinsed off some pint glasses.

You assessed the bar looking to see what you might need over the next few hours. “Yeah, ask the bar-back to get two more bottles of Goose and a bottle of Crown. We usually go through those on Wednesdays. And maybe cut a few limes and lemons. Thanks.” You took the coffee with you to the small office and finished changing clothes. Lisa was a student so she shared your need for thrifty living, coffee, and work. You didn’t have many friends, but you knew you could count on Lisa for caffeine and getting the bar prepped. 

You walked back out to the bar, mentally preparing yourself for the night ahead. In a few minutes people like your office coworkers would stream in, treating each other to after work drinks, socializing, and networking. You used to wonder if your circumstances were different if you would be the type of person who went out after work and socialized with their colleagues. You had come to the realization that “no” you wouldn’t. You would probably go home and sleep. Maybe read. You sighed and shimmied behind the bar as Lisa started to count down the drawer. "Alright, I asked the barback for the alcohol and there's 2 cups of lines and lemons." 

"Thanks a lot babe. See you tomorrow." you waved at her and started to move stuff around to where you liked it. 

"Happy money making." she smiled and headed out. 

As predicted about half an hour later, office workers start to show up and the bar is slowly starting to fill up. Club Tokki is known for its laid back vibe so it's mostly beers and "and" drinks. Whisky and coke. Vodka and soda. Occasionally there were some younger girls here that ordered the more complicated drinks. But you got those out as well; this wasn't the first bar you'd ever worked at, just the latest incarnation. And just like that, the night starts to speed up. Minho arrives two hours into your shift for the after-dinner rush.

“Just in time dude,” you greeted him as he walked behind the bar.

“What do you need?” He asked as he clocks in for the night. 

“The bar is caught up if you want to go check section one. Shinhye has the rest of the floor.” You instructed him and used this opportunity to catch up on cleaning dishes. You caught one of the guys at the end of the bar staring at you. He was definitely good looking, and stood out with his expensive suit, silver hair, and strong facial features. Whatever. As long as he tips. You were not looking for a boyfriend. Or a hookup. You cringed at the thought of even trying to navigate dating between your work schedule and also living with your Aunt as a grown ass woman. You shook your head like it would get rid of the thought. Satisfied with the current state of the bar you took a minute to drink some water and scan the club. There were worse places you could work for sure. 

Minho came back to the bar and asked you to make some shots while he grabs some beers. Grape bombs? Is this 2012? You resisted the urge to gag, having gotten sick on them when you were younger. You placed the drinks on his tray and checked the bartop once again.

Mr. Expensive Suit dimple-face was nursing a Goose and soda. “You doing ok?” you asked him as you made your way down the bar. 

“I’m great. Thanks. What’s your name?”

“[Y/N]” you responded and started to move on to your next guest. 

“This is the part where you ask my name.” he said arrogantly. Suddenly you did not care for him as much.

“Is it? I’ve never talked to someone in a bar before. I didn't realize there was a script.” you responded sarcastically. You hated it when guys thought they could manipulate you. 

“Wow. Ok. Ok. Hard to get. I respect that. I’m Kim Namjoon.” 

“Ok Mr. Kim, is there anything else I can get for you right now?” you asked, oh so sweetly.

“No. I’m good for now.” he said, laughing to himself. He shook his head incredulously and sipped his drink.

Well maybe you weren’t going to get tipped after all. Oh well. 

The rest of the night was mostly a blur. The vodka special brought in quite a few people and you ended up going through four bottles of Goose. Mr. Kim Dimples remained, nursing only his second drink now and still staring at you even though he was trying hard to not look like he was staring. It was awkward. He was hot but sooo not your type. Which you thought you had made clear.

“Mr. Kim, are you sure you even like Goose and soda?” you teased him as you made another round checking on people. 

“You know, I am more of a beer drinker myself, but I can’t pass up a good vodka special.” he leaned to the side, getting out his wallet, and pulled out a business card.

“[Y/N], I’d like for you to take this.” he stuck it between his index and middle finger, holding it out for you to take.

“I am flattered, Mr. Kim, but I’m not interested in anything like that.” you smiled politely. 

He rolled his eyes at you.  “Believe me, I’m not asking you on a date. You are so not my type,” he said with an air of disgust. As though he was repulsed that you would have even thought he would consider asking you out. “This is a job opportunity. I work for a talent agency of sorts.”

Wow. What a dick. “Oh yeah? What talent do you see?” you gesture to yourself. “I do pour some stiff drinks and can usually tell rude guys to fuck off with a smile on my face.”

To your surprise he just laughed. “You are very funny. And I suppose some people would find you attractive. Just take the card. I think you’re the best candidate I’ve found yet.” he stood up and put on his suit jacket, sitting the business card down on the bartop.

“Rude.” you casually said, crossing your arms in front of your chest.

"Well, it makes no difference to me if you accept or not. Regardless, there it is." He gestured to the card, and sat down way too much money on top of it. "Keep the change." He turned and left.  

You didn’t end up closing for Minho; the two of you both stayed since it remained steady through closing time. You were weirded out by the conversation with Mr. Kim, but having worked in a bar for the past 7 years, it wasn't the weirdest thing that had ever happened to you. You threw  the business card into your purse and forgot about it for the rest of your shift.

The remainder of the night passed without incident. As much as you disliked it, that weirdo's money helped make sure you could take the bus again the next few days. You stuffed your tips into your purse and walked home. Well. To your aunt's house. It didn't really feel like home. Just a temporary landing spot until you and your siblings could get your own place again. 

You entered quietly and washed your hands. You dutifully went through your siblings school bags, making sure their supplies and homework were where they should be. You packaged their lunches as much as you could and started a fresh batch of rice for tomorrow. All mostly in the dark so you didn't wake anyone up. Your brother was sleeping on the couch, which you hated, but he insisted on it. You were sharing the guest bedroom with your sister and your niece.

You grabbed your laptop and curled up in the corner of the kitchen to not bother anybody. I’m a 27 year old loser hiding on the floor of my Aunt’s apartment in the middle of the night. I have to wake up in 5 hours for my other job and instead I’m going to look up a website that some weird ass rude hot guy at a bar gave me. Why is this my life? You thought, and yet you pulled out the business card and entered the link. It took you to a black website with a white box asking for a code. You flipped the card over, and there it was, handwritten. You type it in and wait for the website to load, convinced it’s going to be some weird porn site with fisting or crush videos. You almost cover your eyes but to your pleasant surprise it’s a normal website. 

Seeking: a suitable adult woman for long-term companionship. Will be well compensated. Serious inquiries only. 

The text continued: If you are on this website, congratulations. You have already presented the basic level qualifications for this position. 

Ok. So maybe this was an escort service. Which I mean...if it paid better than both of your jobs and you didn’t have to have sex with people maybe you could. No. No. You talked yourself out of it and scrolled down to read more of the description,

Requirements:

Female between the ages of 20 and 40.

Flexibility in schedule

Desire to travel and attend events

Strong personality and interpersonal skills

Proficiency with Microsoft Excel and Word 

Punctuality, attention to detail, and strong organizational skills

Desired but not necessary

Non-smoker/drinks alcohol socially

Like animals 

Enjoy listening to music 

Compensation:

Position requires relocation to on-site premises and therefore covers room and board. 

Monthly stipend (click here for more information pertaining to taxes)

3 meals a day, beverages, and snacks included

Most escort services didn’t require proficiency in Microsoft Word or Excel...you were guessing. Maybe it was a legit job. Like an on-site event planner? You clicked the link contained in compensation and HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A LOT OF MONEY. 

You bit your lip and pulled up your resume. It couldn’t hurt to submit it, right? You didn’t have much to update since you had just started your office job 3 months ago. You updated the resume to include that job and listed your address as Club Tokki’s in case this was actually a sex trafficking set up. You thought about it for a another minute and then uploaded the document, took a deep breath, and hit “send.” NEXT CHAPTER

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The Freedom of Expression, radio version - Ep 40, July 2016 - Time cover showing pregnant rape victim, Hiranabe's bad luck, Brexit.

Kaoru starts by saying that at the time this episode is broadcast, Dir will just have finished thier live at Shinkiba Studio Coast. At the time of recording, the live has obviously yet to take place, but Joe assures Kaoru he will be there. Kaoru then says that an extra last minute date has been added to the tour at Zepp Tokyo on the 4th of July. It really is last minute because it was announced only a few ours ago on the 2nd of July.

Kaoru then states that although they have played it at lives, today will be the first public broadcast of the studio version of the new single, Utafumi. He then comments on how they have only been able to play one record per show recently, due to getting to carried away with the conversation. They don't yet know who will join them for the second half of the show, but they hope its Tasai.

Kaoru's first topic is about the controversial March 21st cover of Time International magazine, which featured a nude, pregnant photo of a 17 year old South-Sudanese woman named Ayak who had been raped and made pregnant by soldiers during the country's civil war. She also contracted HIV as a result of being raped. Despite this, she is eagerly awaiting the birth of her child. Kaoru mentions how this is similar to a previous cover of Time, which showed a girl whose nose had been cut off by the Taliban. Kaoru says he feels that war and rape are the same thing in his mind, they are both forms of attack on people. He wonders what the South-Sudanese woman thinks about being on the cover, but he feels no desire to criticize the image. Joe says the image will have been published with the consent of the woman, and she will probably have wanted to send out a message with it. He thinks people who criticize the image might feel sorry for the woman. Kaoru states that feeling sorry for her is out of the question, by which he means that the image isn't intended for that purpose. It's purpose is to show the reality of what is actually happening. He then says that he does not know a lot about it, but the woman has been made into an outlet of this war, and by seening her photo, he gets a sense of how she feels. Joe changes the subject slightly by bringing up the recent hate-speech control bill in Japan, which had been the focus of a lot of debate. The bill included no provision of penalities, which led some to question what is the point of a law with no penalities for breaking it. On the other hand, some people think the bill is important because it shows the state publicly condemning hate speech. Joe says he interviewed one of the people behind the bill, who said that the most important thing to consider is what the people who have been victims of hate speech think about it. Of course, non-hate speech victims also have thier opinion, but we must not forget the opinions of those who have actually been affected by hate speech. Joe relates this back to the topic by saying that the most important thing to consider about this Time cover is the message the woman herself is trying to communicate. In this respect Kaoru thinks that  trying to criticize the image is pretty odd.

Next, they start the Tokyo Sports corner, and lo and behold, its Hiranabe who will join them today. Kaoru tells Hiranabe that for the last few episodes they had been hoping he wouldn't appear this week, because if he gets too carried away talking, they won't have time to play the new single at the end of the show. Kaoru then says its been while since they've seen him, and Hiranabe says he hasn't wanted to appear in public over the last few weeks. Why? When lining up - hungover - to get a public admission ticket to view the first trail of disgraced baseball player Kiyohara Kazuhiro, he had been snapped up close by the paparazzi without noticing, and his face had subsequently appeared in the newspaper. The journalist who took the photo thought Hiranabe looked kinda familiar, and thought he might get a scoop if Hiranabe turned out to be Kiyohara's drug dealer or something. Hiranabe was too embarrassed to show his face in public for a while after this. He now knows what it feels like to be on the recieving end of the paparazzi.

Next he tells a story about getting mugged by a Chinese woman with big boobs in Ginza 8/7 chome. According to him there are a lot of Chinese pimps there, and he warns listeners to be careful of this area. Joe says he doesn't think thats true. Hiranabe knew the woman was trying to scam him as soon as he saw her, so when she called out to him to go for a drink, he declined. She then embraced him, pushing her boobs up against him for 5 seconds. He broke loose and went home, where he realised that the ¥20,000 that had been in his pocket had gone. The woman had snatched it in the 4 or 5 seconds that he was momentarily excited by her. Joe says that was an expensive 5 seconds. Kaoru says to Hiranabe, 'I bet you liked it really', to which Hiranabe admits that he did. But he laments that he is sick of bad things happening to him, and reminds everyone again not to go to Ginza 8 chome. He adds that the woman was cute though. Kaoru and Joe comment on how Hiranabe's ramblings have nothing to do with the Freedom of Expression. Kaoru reckons this will come back up as one of the stories of the year if they do another live special in at the end of the year.

Very swiftly, Hiranabe begins his actual news topic, which is that the UK has declared to leave the EU. This prompts him to say that Europe has many big breasted blondes, but he apologises and says they probably wouldn't steal ¥20,000 from him though. Getting back on topic, he says a lot of people he knows have lost money on the stock exchange since the announcement was made. He comments on how the UK's decision to leave the EU was actually a very close call between leave or remain. Joe mentions the murder of a British pro-remain politician (Jo Cox) which happened shortly before the result, and which made Joe think that UK would probably end up leaning more towards remain. It was a shocking result. Hiranabe wonders what will happen if the UK have stated thier intention to leave, but secretly want to remain. He also asks what will happen if Scotland and N.Ireland declare to seperate from the UK to remain in Europe. The UK would lose its a lot of its manufacturing power, according to him, as London is only a financial centre, not a manufacturing centre. (*No mention of the rest of England and Wales here*). For this reason he thinks the UK secretly wants to remain. Joe comments on the possible economic ripple effects it could have on Japan. The yen was already high at this point, and Joe says further recession in Japan might occur as a result. Its pretty terrible to imagine that the British could have voted to leave the EU without really meaning it, but at the same time have caused financial choas around the world. Hiranabe mentions that the UK itself may suffer economically if they leave the EU, in which case a big breasted British blonde would probably get ¥200,000 from him if she ever tried the same trick as described earlier. (laughs from the others). He'd let her hold onto him for longer. Joe tells him not to put so much cash in his pockets.

Kaoru realises the conversation has gone too far again, and questions whether there'll be enough time to play the new single. There is a light flashing at him to play the record now, but Joe jokes its a warning lamp from the director that Hiranabe is about to get killed. Just as Kaoru is about to play the record, Kami jumps in to sympathise with Hiranabe's paparazzi incident from earlier. Kaoru manages to play the record just in time.

After the record finishes, Kaoru says that he had intended to do a more dramatic, impressive introduction to the single, instead of being like, 'Quick, I gotta play the record, Ok, here it is!'. Hiranabe tells him to explain the song properly now, but Kaoru grumpily says there's no time left, he has to close the show, and this is what happens when Hiranabe comes on the show. Kaoru also thinks that Kami butted in right at the last moment on purpose. He finishes with a quick plug of his tour and says its been an interesting day.

Songs - Dir en grey/Amber, Utafumi.

[prorevenge]

Ridiculed, accused of lying and incompetence, I shoved burning facts down their throats and made a successful business in the process.

"The best revenge is massive success." -Frank Sinatra

TL;DR; Told I was lying and didn't know anything about game design. Made a spite video game that became a huge hit. Jackass is also forever immortalized within the game credits.

PREFACE

This is a very unusual story compared to the typical posts you've read here. There's a lot to unpack but I'll try to summarize everything as best I can.

I hope you'll find it as entertaining as I did. And, what's great about this story is that it happened very recently, it happened here, evidence is searchable, and it's still kinda on-going. It's a tale of trolls, video game addiction, self-righteous arrogance, harassment, winning an impossible bet, a viral hit in Russia, and massive success with even some little revenge sprinkles for added measure.

Quick background about me: I've worked with game developers for decades and I'm an avid researcher and supporter of unorthodox and ethical video games used for educational and clinical purposes.

HOW IT STARTED

Two months ago, there was a new reddit post about "using video game to ease depression" that caught my attention.

The reason it caught my attention was because it was a game & study that I had in-depth knowledge of (from over a year prior.) Unlike everyone else in the thread, I was the only one who had actually seen the game, played it, knew the developers, and even had the original technical game design documents.

The article discussed a variety of topics but never addressed exactly HOW the video game was able to ease depression. So, I provided a quickly summary of what the game actually did.

[SKIP THIS SECTION IF NEUROSCIENCE & GAME DESIGN DON'T INTEREST YOU]

A quick side note about this article, for those that like extra details: One of the cool properties of ketamine is that, not only can it provide rapid and temporary relief for depression, it also actively heals damaged brain circuits. Then there's dopamine. A chemical that we internally produce, that has similar but less potent effects. There is no cure for depression, but these are promising treatments for some. The article focused on what's called "flow". Using certain game design methods you can induce a "flow state" by causing a sustained dopamine release. When used ethically, it can be highly beneficial in stimulating/training the brain to perform certain activities, improve or learn memorization, adapt to challenges, learn new concepts, exercise motor skills, and meanwhile rebuild pathways/synapses. While all of this is happening, the user is receiving pleasurable rewards without realizing it. This process can create new pathways, repair old circuits, and increasing their neuroplasticity. Increased neuroplasticity means improved cognitive functioning, reducing impairment of the reward process, and improving the effectiveness of antidepressant medications. Video games can be a unique non-drug option to accomplish this while easing symptoms. Research has already shown that many popular games can already accomplish this (unintended effects by the game developers). By comparison, the game design they used in this theoretical study was highly limited in scope, so permanent benefits were negligible compared to the temporary respite brought about by basic dopamine release. Science is still barely scratching the surface of neurotransmitters and flow state. There are still many unknowns, but dopamine isn't just a pleasure chemical that the media would like you to be believe. It can do quite a number of things. Research has shown that "flow state" can modify synaptic plasticity, improve connectors between cells/synapses, ultimately helping cells in the brain communicate better as a network and improve neural system intrinsic properties.

My summary posting was fine for a while, until predictable trolls arrived led by an "armchair game developer". Dr. Armchair definitely did not appreciate my post. It was an affront and insult to his profession. Within a few minutes, it dropped 30 karma. I don't care about imaginary internet points but I don't like being accused of lying. Dr. Armchair and his pals started with the usual "do you even lift?" Then it was quickly asserted, from their armchairs, that I knew nothing about flow, psychology, dopamine or game design at all. From their high horses, they contributed nothing useful; only taunts, defamation, attacking my character and physical appearance, and accusing me of being a liar and incompetence.

Apparently it was a very sensitive topic. Who knew?

It quickly devolved into Dr. Armchair gleefully, and repeatedly claiming, that he won, he was right, and I was wrong. He demanded that I essentially write a 300 page peer-reviewed study to prove him wrong, and when it couldn't be provided within 5 minutes, there were more gleeful cheers of "HAHA! I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU LALALALALA.."

Obviously, it was going to be impossible to reason with Dr. Armchair and his buddies. But actions speak louder than words.

So, I claimed that I would provide undeniable proof in the form of a video game "a few months from now" that he could actually play for himself. Once again, claiming that I was lying and it was impossible. And more of the usual "It's been 5 minutes, where is it? Oh, you can't do it can you. HA! I was right! I BEAT YOU! I BEAT YOU!"

It was weird.

Eventually the mods had enough. Dr. Armchair and his cronies harassment, ad hominem attacks, accusations and inflammatory attacks resulted in multiple posts being removed. But my promise still stood and I fully intended on keeping it.

THE BOLD CLAIM

The plan was simple:

Create a proof of concept that demonstrates just the critical neuroscience principles that induce flow. To prove it beyond a doubt, I intended to also prove that MOST COMMON INGREDIENTS of a game are completely UNNECESSARY to accomplish this.

So, I made the very confident claim that the game would still be fun, addictive, and demonstrate flow state, even after ripping everything out:

No extras or frills. Built within a short period of time.

No music. No sound effects. No animations. No story.

No expensive art. In fact, hardly any at all: I would use ONE SINGLE ART ASSET for the gameplay (plus some lines.)

No feature creep. No sign-in system. No gacha mechanics.

No level design. No achievements. No RPG gamifications.

I could get at least a couple hundred people to play it.

I should have also mentioned that it would be built with ZERO BUDGET and NO MARKETING.

If this sounds like a strange way to make a game, it is. For a typical game developer, this would raise many eyebrows, and they'd consider it highly risky or improbable to achieve any success with both arms figurately tied behind your back while blindfolded.

HOW IT ENDED

While I was preparing to stress test the game online, it was discovered by .ru bots that were scouring the web for new games. Even before the game was ready, they published the game link on several Russian gaming sites.

The game exploded.

It has graphical similarities to Tetris, so it was a nice coincidence that the game essentially launched and did so well in Russia at first. After that, other game sites started discovering the game on their own too, even before I had a chance to submit the game myself. Most importantly, the proof of concept and everything I claimed worked (high ratings and retention). It proved so effective that the game is currently being played by hundreds of thousands of users worldwide. And it's a clear demonstration about the importance of combining psychology and game design.

I suppose you could say that there are many layers of revenge happening here, maybe even karmic justice or backfiring on their part, it's really hard to classify. The best kind of revenge is always massive success, and shoving it in their faces, however. But, on top of that, I also fully kept to my promises while proving these ignorant individuals so wrong they look like fools.

I also added some extra salt to the wound. I figured that success of the game was partly due to Dr. Armchair's ignorance. It was only fair that I included his name within the Game Credits. So, I officially gave this very wonderful human being a very "special thanks" for their support in making this success possible.

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[festivaloftheundead]

One headcanon for every year I’ve been a Mika stan 🖤

1. Contrary to popular belief, he smiles and laughs frequently. Usually at Arrow or Kurda’s antics. You just have to reach a certain level to unlock those features.   He knows Darren’s first impression of him was “gloomy”. That didn’t last long.

(“Remember how determined you were to see me fail from the first second you met me?” Darren had once asked him jokingly, after they’d known each other almost a year.

“You’re vastly overestimating how much I cared at that point. I literally thought your name was David for the first two days.” Mika had informed him bluntly).

2. He has a stellar sense of humour but you have to pay attention or it’ll go over your head. It’s very dry and sarcastic. He’s also known for roasting people without them even realizing it. He considers himself witty. Kurda considers him sassy.

3. He’s aware he has a resting bitch face and no he doesn’t care. If he raises one eyebrow while talking to you, he probably thinks you’re an idiot. His tends to emote with his eyes but if he really doesn’t want you to know what he’s thinking, his poker face is rock solid.

4. He dresses only in black because he wants to and he thinks it looks good on him. It’s that simple. There’s no hidden meaning behind it. Plus he doesn’t have to worry about matching colours. However he does own one navy blue shirt that was a birthday gift from Kurda and has been known to break it out on special occasions.

5. He’s kind of a control freak and tends to get stressed out on a pretty regular basis. But he hides it so well that sometimes even Arrow and Paris can’t tell. If you ever see Mika flipping out then it’s probably already too late for you. 

6. If you’ve ever wondered if Mika and Arrow are talking shit about you telepathically while you’re standing in front of the thrones, they definitely are.

7. He’s a little conceited, but polite about it. He’s just realistic. He knows he’s very well-accomplished and good at his job. And he wants you to know he knows.

8. He likes nice things and makes no apologies for it. Just because he CAN live tough doesn’t mean he wants to. He has an XL silk-lined mahogany luxury coffin which was originally built to fit a much larger person but as soon as Mika saw it he knew he had to buy it. He needs the extra space for his many pillows and blankets (and sometimes Kurda). It was a pain in the ass to carry back to Vampire Mountain but so worth it.

9. He’s a bit of an insomniac, usually because his brain never shuts off. (That’s why he needs his coffin to be so comfortable, he’s awake for half the time he spends in it). He’s also an early riser and is used to functioning on a high level with low amounts of sleep. He’s taken very few naps in his life but his favourite ones have been while sitting upright in his throne (when the hall was empty of course).

10. He’s not AS much of a frat bro as Arrow or Vancha but extremely close. He loves them dearly but likes to think he’s the smart one of the group. With that said, he can flip the switch from tactical strategist to post-work party animal in .2 seconds and can pound ale as good or better than any of them. He’s very good at remembering to drink water before going to bed to mitigate hangovers. Arrow and Vancha don’t have that quite figured out yet.

11. Kurda is the singular love of his life, while Arrow is his soulmate. That’s just how it works. His platonic love for Arrow is just valid as his romantic love for Kurda. He knows they don’t necessarily like each other and respects that. But they each love him so much they occasionally make an effort to get along, and that’s when he’s happiest.

12. There’s no way he has long luscious hair like in the manga. How would he ever get anything done with all of that to manage? Come on. (Although sometimes it’s longer than others, he never lets it grow to his shoulders).

13. He LOVES his job, loves being a Prince more than anything in the world. He’s also a chronic perfectionist, excessively critical of himself and overly competitive. Sometimes all that comes at the expense of his mental health but he’s working on it.

14. He’s fluent in profanity but he’s so eloquent he pulls it off without sounding like a degenerate.

15. His throne is his happy place. It’s old and hard and uncomfortable but when he sits in it he feels like he’s on a cloud. He knows he won’t live forever so he fully intends on haunting the fuck out of whatever poor sucker sits there after he’s gone. He knows it’s just an old wooden chair but in his eyes it’s solid gold.

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Some dental insurance companies may cover at least some of the cost of laser teeth whitening procedures. You should check with your dental insurance company to find out whether or not it covers this procedure. There are even some dental plans that allow you to whiten at home. However, these plans are not usually very expensive. You'll probably need to pay more money for dental supplies when using lasers to whiten your teeth.

When the doctor determines that you are a good candidate for laser teeth whitening, he or she will give you an instruction kit that you will use during the appointment. You will place the kit in your mouth and then sit in the dental chair while the technician uses the light beam to activate the bleaching gel. The gel is applied with a tiny brush and is designed to work at a wavelength that doesn't cause any pain to you. The light activates the gel, which works to whiten your teeth. You will not feel a thing.

How much is teeth whitening UK?

Teeth whitening costs just £350 and includes two appointments, custom gum shields, specialist teeth whitening agent and expert support from our our Exeter dental surgery.

If you don't have dental insurance, or if your insurance provider doesn't cover it, laser teeth whitening may be out of the question. However, many dentists will perform this procedure free of charge, if you agree to pay for it. In order to get some price quotes from dentists, you should shop around. Find out what dentists in your area are offering this procedure. Then call or email them to find out more information.

Why won't my teeth whiten?

As people age, their enamel can become thinner, a result of decades of wear and tear. The thinner the enamel, the more likely the yellowish dentin shows through. That's why older people often have yellowed teeth. Bleaching products won't help in this situation because they don't affect the dentin.

Evo White.

While there will be minimal discomfort, some people do report some red wine sensitivity after laser teeth whitening. This usually goes away after a few hours, and is a very minor inconvenience. Other common symptoms include swelling, numbness or tingling, and tooth sensitivity. Rarely, some patients experience headaches or nausea after the procedure, but these are typically caused by a different issue, and red wine sensitivity is no reason to panic.

After several best teeth whitening buckinghamshire 've used the laser teeth whitening trays for a while, you might notice that stains start to appear again. This time they're more noticeable because they're bigger in size. The best thing you can do if this happens is to increase the sensitivity of your teeth. Increase the sensitivity by brushing more often and using special toothpaste that is designed to detect stains.

If you decide that you want to use laser teeth whitening trays, you'll also need to purchase some other supplies. First, you'll need to purchase a custom-made bleaching tray with a laser lens. You need to be careful here, though. Make sure that the bleaching tray is made from quality plastic and that it will fit securely on your dental structure. Laser light isn't powerful enough to damage your dental structure if the tray does slip.

If you already have discolored teeth, you should talk to your dentist about laser teeth whitening methods. This procedure is most effective with yellowed teeth or deep stains. Before undergoing this procedure, you should make sure that you're getting a good deal on the price. Different dental clinics will offer different prices for this procedure. They may offer you a discount if you agree to pay for it up front or if you agree to pay your bill in full.

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How to Choose an excellent Mattress

size, support, comfort and price are just a few points to consider when investing in a new sleep set. Choosing the right size can make a big difference in the quality of sleep you get from the new mattress. First you have to be sure you fit on the mattress and secondly that if you have a sleeping partner that you both have enough "personal" space that you don't affect each others sleep. The four industry standard sizes are: Twin 38x75 Full 54x75 Queen 60x80 King 76x80 Additional "special" sizes may also be available to accommodate everyone. Comfort, price and support can all go hand in hand. You may be in a position to find a comfort level you like at a wide price range, but the price usually rises as the support gets stronger. A good rule would be to purchase as high a level of support since you can afford to get the most from the new mattress set. BUYERS GUIDE: Shopping for a new mattress can be confusing: Shop quality, brand name mattress's. Buy at an established, professional mattress specialty store with a knowledgeable staff which can help you make a great decision. Purchasing the correct comfort level for you is crucial for an excellent nights sleep. Choosing the right comfort is split queen boxspring  performed by "Comfort Testing", which means to lay on 2 or 3 3 mattress's of exactly the same quality but different feels. Take a nap together with your feet up and in a position that you normally sleep and pick the one that is preferred. Buy the correct quality to suit your needs. If you're after a long life and a higher level of support and comfort, make sure you buy a "premium level" sleep set. WHAT TO LOOK FOR/CONSIDER: Coil counts: The sheer amount of coils in a mattress is not as important as the design of the innerspring. A lesser coil count mattress with an excellent design and extra support in the middle can be a stronger support than one with just a high number of coils. Border Rods: Make certain the mattress you are thinking about includes a border rod; some manufacturers have eliminated this essential feature in the last few years. The border rod will help keep the edge from wearing down and gives the innerspring added structural integrity. Make certain the mattress meets or exceeds all flammability codes to help keep your household safe. Reduced mattress should provide more support where you need it the most. Search for a mattress that offers more coils in the centre or double strung coils to lengthen the life span of the mattress and add more support. Boxsprings: It is best to consider two options when purchasing a new boxspring. One may be the height; most all boxsprings will come in two sizes. Normal height, which is about 9" and a minimal profile option that's 3" lower. Second is split boxsprings, queen and sometimes full size one piece boxes may not fit into some homes. The choice is really a 2 piece box that always cost just a little extra, but will easily match any house. HEALTHY SLEEP: Once you have chosen the right mattress, you will now want to protect your investment. The best thing you can do to help keep your mattress clean and sanitary is to purchase a mattress protector. An excellent quality protector will not just protect your mattress from dirt, stains and spills, but will also make it a healthier place to sleep. Protectors can keep harmful dust mites out of your mattress and help people who have allergies and breathing ailments sleep easier. Also, an excellent quality protector could keep your mattress free from stains that can void the manufacturer's warranty. FAQ'S: Q. How do I choose the best mattress? A. You must first take a nap fully on the machine and test it just like you were sleeping. If you are a side sleeper, check it out that way. Always test the very best quality first to have a perspective and work your way down in cost. Compare the difference in the various comfort levels, such as firm ,plush or pillowtop. Pick the feel that suits you the very best and then pick a price level that gets you the service or period of time that you want. Q. How do I know where to shop for a mattress? A. It is always far better go to a store that specializes in mattresses. This way you know that they are well educated about mattresses. Search for terms liked "factory trained" staff. Look for sleep shops that offer extras in the way of services such as for example delivery, removal, financing, etc. Q. How many coils do I have to buy? A. Everyone's support needs vary, so it may be different in each case. Generally it really is thought to be at least 300 coils for daily support, but with so many different spring units that you can buy, it can be confusing. The ultimate way to ensure you get good support in your mattress is to buy a reputable brand with a coil system that is "time tested" and recognized to be reputable. Steer clear of "generic" or "off-brand" product. Q. What is the average price and life span of a mattress? A.In line with the average queen size set in the industry, the life expectancy is approximately a decade. In today's marketplace the common cost of a queen size set is about $999. In a queen size, in the event that you equal $100 spent to 1 1 years service, this might be near reality. So a $399 model may last 4 years, a $999 lasts 10 years, a $1999 may last 20 years, and so on. Q. How do I know if I need a $399 or perhaps a $3000 model and what's the difference? A. The price of a mattress reflects how much support and comfort it'll give you over time. You can certainly find a less costly mattress that feels good. The difference in the more expensive ones is that they will feel much better longer. ....sometimes 5 times for as long or more depending on quality. It is always best to buy the best it is possible to afford. Q. Can I just buy the mattress/Do I need the box spring? A. Some stores will sell the mattress separately, but expect to pay 65 to 75 per cent of the full total cost of the set. A general rule of thumb to choose if you want a box spring is: when you are having support issues with your mattress, then your box is bad also....it has allowed your mattress to sag and has weakened under the work over time. It is also vital that you replace the box, as your old one may not be compatible with your new mattresses and can cause it to wear oddly or sag. If this does occur, you may void your warranty because of an inadequate foundation. It is usually best to substitute your box spring if in doubt. Q. What do warranties cover? A. The warranties from national manufacturers will cover any structural defect that could occur. So, when you can physically see a defect without in the mattress, it really is probably covered. Some local and generic warranties have many restrictions, so steer clear of them. No warranty covers normal deterioration and/or body indentations or impressions. Warranties usually do not cover comfort and support, which is a thing that is relative in nature and different for every person. Q. Why are mattresses so expensive? A. A mattress is a piece of furniture such as a sofa. It has more springs, wood and padding than most sofas and are used 4 times as much. The foams that define a mattress are petroleum based. The distribution of mattresses is done by trucks which entail shipping and gas costs. The wood is generally high grade Canadian pine that is imported. The expense of steel for the springs has tripled within the last 2 years. Actually, a mattress purchase is one of the most value oriented in the complete furniture category. Q. What if I do not like the feel of my new mattress? A. It is normal to be uncomfortable on a fresh mattress. It is like a new pair of shoes, you will need to break it in. It will take at least 2 days to 2 weeks or more to get accustomed to a new sleeping surface. Your muscles have memory from anything you were on prior and have to conform to the new surface. Some manufacturers have "comfort guarantees" that after a certain time frame you make re-select. But, be cautious....the whole breaking in process begins all over and you may be worse off than the first one. It is usually best to keep everything you selected and you will eventually get used to it. Business Name: Direct Bed - St. Catharines Address: 350 Ontario St Unit # 3, St. Catharines, ON L2R 5L8, Canada Website: https://www.directbed.ca/ Phone Number: +18444753378

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Ridiculed, accused of lying and incompetence, I shoved burning facts down their throats and made a successful business in the process.

"The best revenge is massive success." -Frank Sinatra

TL;DR; Told I was lying and didn't know anything about game design. Made a spite video game that became a huge hit. Jackass is also forever immortalized within the game credits.

PREFACE

This is a very unusual story compared to the typical posts you've read here. There's a lot to unpack but I'll try to summarize everything as best I can.

I hope you'll find it as entertaining as I did. And, what's great about this story is that it happened very recently, it happened here, evidence is searchable, and it's still kinda on-going. It's a tale of trolls, video game addiction, self-righteous arrogance, harassment, winning an impossible bet, a viral hit in Russia, and massive success with even some little revenge sprinkles for added measure.

Quick background about me: I've worked with game developers for decades and I'm an avid researcher and supporter of unorthodox and ethical video games used for educational and clinical purposes.

HOW IT STARTED

Two months ago, there was a new reddit post about "using video game to ease depression" that caught my attention.

The reason it caught my attention was because it was a game & study that I had in-depth knowledge of (from over a year prior.) Unlike everyone else in the thread, I was the only one who had actually seen the game, played it, knew the developers, and even had the original technical game design documents.

The article discussed a variety of topics but never addressed exactly HOW the video game was able to ease depression. So, I provided a quickly summary of what the game actually did.

[SKIP THIS SECTION IF NEUROSCIENCE & GAME DESIGN DON'T INTEREST YOU]

A quick side note about this article, for those that like extra details: One of the cool properties of ketamine is that, not only can it provide rapid and temporary relief for depression, it also actively heals damaged brain circuits. Then there's dopamine. A chemical that we internally produce, that has similar but less potent effects. There is no cure for depression, but these are promising treatments for some. The article focused on what's called "flow". Using certain game design methods you can induce a "flow state" by causing a sustained dopamine release. When used ethically, it can be highly beneficial in stimulating/training the brain to perform certain activities, improve or learn memorization, adapt to challenges, learn new concepts, exercise motor skills, and meanwhile rebuild pathways/synapses. While all of this is happening, the user is receiving pleasurable rewards without realizing it. This process can create new pathways, repair old circuits, and increasing their neuroplasticity. Increased neuroplasticity means improved cognitive functioning, reducing impairment of the reward process, and improving the effectiveness of antidepressant medications. Video games can be a unique non-drug option to accomplish this while easing symptoms. Research has already shown that many popular games can already accomplish this (unintended effects by the game developers). By comparison, the game design they used in this theoretical study was highly limited in scope, so permanent benefits were negligible compared to the temporary respite brought about by basic dopamine release. Science is still barely scratching the surface of neurotransmitters and flow state. There are still many unknowns, but dopamine isn't just a pleasure chemical that the media would like you to be believe. It can do quite a number of things. Research has shown that "flow state" can modify synaptic plasticity, improve connectors between cells/synapses, ultimately helping cells in the brain communicate better as a network and improve neural system intrinsic properties.

My summary posting was fine for a while, until predictable trolls arrived led by an "armchair game developer". Dr. Armchair definitely did not appreciate my post. It was an affront and insult to his profession. Within a few minutes, it dropped 30 karma. I don't care about imaginary internet points but I don't like being accused of lying. Dr. Armchair and his pals started with the usual "do you even lift?" Then it was quickly asserted, from their armchairs, that I knew nothing about flow, psychology, dopamine or game design at all. From their high horses, they contributed nothing useful; only taunts, defamation, attacking my character and physical appearance, and accusing me of being a liar and incompetence.

Apparently it was a very sensitive topic. Who knew?

It quickly devolved into Dr. Armchair gleefully, and repeatedly claiming, that he won, he was right, and I was wrong. He demanded that I essentially write a 300 page peer-reviewed study to prove him wrong, and when it couldn't be provided within 5 minutes, there were more gleeful cheers of "HAHA! I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU LALALALALA.."

Obviously, it was going to be impossible to reason with Dr. Armchair and his buddies. But actions speak louder than words.

So, I claimed that I would provide undeniable proof in the form of a video game "a few months from now" that he could actually play for himself. Once again, claiming that I was lying and it was impossible. And more of the usual "It's been 5 minutes, where is it? Oh, you can't do it can you. HA! I was right! I BEAT YOU! I BEAT YOU!"

It was weird.

Eventually the mods had enough. Dr. Armchair and his cronies harassment, ad hominem attacks, accusations and inflammatory attacks resulted in multiple posts being removed. But my promise still stood and I fully intended on keeping it.

THE BOLD CLAIM

The plan was simple:

Create a proof of concept that demonstrates just the critical neuroscience principles that induce flow. To prove it beyond a doubt, I intended to also prove that MOST COMMON INGREDIENTS of a game are completely UNNECESSARY to accomplish this.

So, I made the very confident claim that the game would still be fun, addictive, and demonstrate flow state, even after ripping everything out:

No extras or frills. Built within a short period of time.

No music. No sound effects. No animations. No story.

No expensive art. In fact, hardly any at all: I would use ONE SINGLE ART ASSET for the gameplay (plus some lines.)

No feature creep. No sign-in system. No gacha mechanics.

No level design. No achievements. No RPG gamifications.

I could get at least a couple hundred people to play it.

I should have also mentioned that it would be built with ZERO BUDGET and NO MARKETING.

If this sounds like a strange way to make a game, it is. For a typical game developer, this would raise many eyebrows, and they'd consider it highly risky or improbable to achieve any success with both arms figurately tied behind your back while blindfolded.

HOW IT ENDED

While I was preparing to stress test the game online, it was discovered by .ru bots that were scouring the web for new games. Even before the game was ready, they published the game link on several Russian gaming sites.

The game exploded.

It has graphical similarities to Tetris, so it was a nice coincidence that the game essentially launched and did so well in Russia at first. After that, other game sites started discovering the game on their own too, even before I had a chance to submit the game myself. Most importantly, the proof of concept and everything I claimed worked (high ratings and retention). It proved so effective that the game is currently being played by hundreds of thousands of users worldwide. And it's a clear demonstration about the importance of combining psychology and game design.

I suppose you could say that there are many layers of revenge happening here, maybe even karmic justice or backfiring on their part, it's really hard to classify. The best kind of revenge is always massive success, and shoving it in their faces, however. But, on top of that, I also fully kept to my promises while proving these ignorant individuals so wrong they look like fools.

I also added some extra salt to the wound. I figured that success of the game was partly due to Dr. Armchair's ignorance. It was only fair that I included his name within the Game Credits. So, I officially gave this very wonderful human being a very "special thanks" for their support in making this success possible.

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