#considering i was pulling them out of my ass based on aesthetics™ and the lucas north vibe but

[spynorth]

how come when beth and dimitri are talking about not finding anything at his house they don’t mention the weenie dog statue?? like .. hello?? it is literally right there?? next to the tansu on wheels?? you dig some william blake shit out of couch cushions but we just dont mention the sausage dog???

in other news, i made my first headcanon on this blog part of that survey thing and one of the first ones i wrote was that his first (and only) pet was a little dachshund mix named penny and that she was his first word and i noticed that stupid statue tonight and all i can think is validation.