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seilon · 6 months ago

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on episode 2 of dead boy detectives and uhhh edwin. darling. hello you had the choice between 1: something dangerous and almost completely impossible, and 2: fucking a hot shapeshifter. this should not have been a difficult decision. come on gayboy what are we DOING here

#kibumblabs #I think getting railed into the next century by the cat king would’ve been good for his repressed edwardian ass #if we were being realistic I think with the amount of repression and like a hundred years in the closet he would’ve absolutely #caved embarrassingly quickly and had some wild toxic ground-shaking sex #but you know. whatever #no all jokes aside though i imagine he honestly would’ve caved to the offer both for pragmatic and gayass reasons if not for the fact that #he is deeply in love with his best friend (whether he knows it at this point or not) and seems like the type to be sentimental underneath #all that bitchiness and egotism and as such would only feel right having his virginity taken by You Know Who #or at least by someone he actually has feelings for in general #that’s my take. because otherwise uhhhhh the cat king can GET it and he clearly fucking KNOWS that #considering he was so flustered that im 98% sure he left that room at least at half-mast #ANYWAY #dead boy detectives

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