#conservedlythunderous

[graciouscashlightener]

D-> Alright, Nepeta insisted I repeat this back verbatim. Though I am going to omit her usual chicanery involving meowbeast rhetoric.

D-> "Gobblebeasts are tasty, but are actually low-fat! If you really wanted to get stretched to your limits you should try hoofbeast!"

D-> Oh goodness is she really hunting those again? She promised me she wouldn't do so. We will have words about this later.

...1'M NOT SUR3 1F TH1S M34NS YOUR N3P3T4 TH1NKS 1'M FUCK1NG GOBBL3FOWLS OR 1S 4 W4Y B1GG3R 34T3R TH4N M1N3.

31TH3R W4Y T3LL H3R HOOFB34STS SHOULD B3 4 SOM3T1M3S TR34T OR SH3'S GONN4 G3T SPO1L3D.

[graciouscashlightener]

conservedlythunderous

D-> I think it was a festival of which she went to with 'you’, and Nepeta for that matter. But Dear lord, I suppose none of my lineage are safe from perspiration.

D-> But that’s a little e%cessive… I can’t recall the last time I had that much of an… outpouring issue.

D-> I will endeavor to set a better example of Zahhak fortitude.

YOU R34LLY 4R3N’T FROM WH4T 1′V3 H34RD.

1T’S C4LL3D HYP3RBOL3, Z4HHAK. THOUGH TH3 SM3LL W4S 3NOUGH TO 4CTU4LLY KNOCK M3 ON MY 4SS ONC3 WH3N SH3 F1LL3D TH3 WHOL3 ROOM W1TH SW34T FUNK. TH4T W4S W1LD.

D-> Pyrope.

D-> You, or at least the you of which I am more familiar, has been a subject of note recently.

D-> Perhaps I should not be surprised to see you now in this system.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

Bestiary: conservedlythunderous. Might as well send some twenty sarcastic airquotes love her way

i d0n't in a technical sense know them. l0ve sent their way would be better being actually sent their way, which would pr0bably do a l0t more t0 rouse them by dint 0f having stuff to d0.

[graciouscashlightener]

D-> What would gravy have to do with this? Take care to not overeat.

OH.

OH Z4HH4K.

1'D 4SK YOUR MO1R41L.

[conservedlythunderous]

Scenario: Someone so large and heavy (be it size, weight, or both) ontop of Eq that she needs to basically bench press inorder for them to bounce on her bulge

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

D-> Is such a perverse thing even possible? My body, strained at all its limits simultaneously? Oh dear, oh dear, oh de-

conservedlyThunderous [CT] has been caught in a loop

[alternianwarhound]

conservedlythunderous​:

D-> I cannot misread your own plainly stated intentions. Perhaps time away from proper aristocracy has regressed you to a more base state. Do not attempt to shift the blame to me.

I merely said I offer an easy life and no strife to those around me. Hardly corrupting or depraved.

And look, the further from the ‘Proper Aristocracy’ I am, the better. It’s easier for us all around. 

D-> I see you watching, seadweller. Lurking, one could say. It appears as if it is up to the landdwellers to have the boldness required to open the dialogue. Greetings.

I do appreciate the effort in broaching the conversation! I do apologise for my own lurking. I sometimes worry that I'll come off as too... 'forward', you might say.

A pleasure to meet you. Radris Kadaje, at your service!

[conservedlythunderous]

D-> Hold a moment, I am receiving a message from Nepeta.

-arsenicCatnip [AC] has begun trolling conservedlyThunderous [CT]-

AC has sent CT a file: humanb3sti3s!.png

The image is of Nepeta, her cheeks cutely squashed together by two frankly enormous, vaguely sphereoid shapes cradling her head on either side and cut off by the side of the photograph's frame. One such mound is clad in jeans with visibly tears from the strain put upon them. The other is clad in deep burgundy red cloth.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

youre not a time player you cant get away with this temporal horse shit. damn you.

if y0u want to argue ab0ut horseplay y0u'll have to g0 bother @conservedlythunderous

i meanwhile get the distinguished hell 0f seeing both the current and the d0omed timeline.

tw0fold.

[lily-after-dark]

I say, well... You are very attractive! Wait wjy did I say that right off the bat...

Well, um, hello! I'm a human! -June (@lily-after-dark)

D-> So it would seem. What say you then, human?

[graciouscashlightener]

H4V3 1? OR 1 GU3SS W3 M1GHT B3 MOR3 4PPROPR14T3 1N TH1S C4S3.

ONLY GOOD TH1NGS 1′D HOP3. YOU KNOW 1′D N3V3R DR34M OF C4US1NG PROBL3MS ON PURPOS3.

ST1LL, 4LW4YS 4 SHOCK TO S33 YOUR SW34TY BUTT 4ROUND. 1 SW34R YOUR VO1DY TH1NG M4K3S MOST OF YOU 1MPOSS1BL3 TO F1ND OUT TH3R3.

D-> Pyrope.

D-> You, or at least the you of which I am more familiar, has been a subject of note recently.

D-> Perhaps I should not be surprised to see you now in this system.

[graciouscashlightener]

OH PL34S3 1 DOUBT YOU’R3 MUCH B3TT3R. BUT 3NOUGH 4BOUT H3R B3FOR3 YOU ST4RT G3TT1NG W31RD L1K3 SH3 DO3S.

1 H4V3N’T M3T TOO M4NY OTH3R M3S BUT 1T S33MS L1K3 MOST OF TH3M T3ND TO B3 GOOD13 GOOD13 L3G1SL4C3R4TORS 1NST34D OF H4V1NG TH3 R34L FUN 1NST34D. PLUS 1 TH1NK 1 M1GHT B3 TH3 ONLY ON3 TO GO B4CK TO M1DN1GHT C1TY 4FT3R UH. 4LL TH4T NONS3NS3, L3T’S JUST C4LL 1T.

WH4T 4BOUT YOU? OTH3R TH4N TH3 OBV1OUS STUFF. MUSCL3S, CONST4NTLY SW34TY, MUSCL3B34STS 4ND YOUR W31RD M4SOCH1ST TH1NG.

D-> Pyrope.

D-> You, or at least the you of which I am more familiar, has been a subject of note recently.

D-> Perhaps I should not be surprised to see you now in this system.

[graciouscashlightener]

W3LL GOD D4MN. G3T 1T, G1RL.

D-> Alright, Nepeta insisted I repeat this back verbatim. Though I am going to omit her usual chicanery involving meowbeast rhetoric.

D-> "Gobblebeasts are tasty, but are actually low-fat! If you really wanted to get stretched to your limits you should try hoofbeast!"

D-> Oh goodness is she really hunting those again? She promised me she wouldn't do so. We will have words about this later.

...1'M NOT SUR3 1F TH1S M34NS YOUR N3P3T4 TH1NKS 1'M FUCK1NG GOBBL3FOWLS OR 1S 4 W4Y B1GG3R 34T3R TH4N M1N3.

31TH3R W4Y T3LL H3R HOOFB34STS SHOULD B3 4 SOM3T1M3S TR34T OR SH3'S GONN4 G3T SPO1L3D.

[lily-after-dark]

Sorry, no trickery involved! It just kinda... Slipped out I guess, hehe...

Well, um, hello! I'm a human! -June (@lily-after-dark)

D-> So it would seem. What say you then, human?

[graciouscashlightener]

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DON'T WORRY, 1T SOUNDS L1K3 SH3 PR3F3RS TH3Y ST4Y 4L1V3 TOO. PROB4BLY 3V3N M4D3 FR13NDS W1TH 4 H3RD BY NOW.

1 TH1NK 1'LL ST1CK W1TH M34T, TH4NKS.

D-> Alright, Nepeta insisted I repeat this back verbatim. Though I am going to omit her usual chicanery involving meowbeast rhetoric.

D-> "Gobblebeasts are tasty, but are actually low-fat! If you really wanted to get stretched to your limits you should try hoofbeast!"

D-> Oh goodness is she really hunting those again? She promised me she wouldn't do so. We will have words about this later.

...1'M NOT SUR3 1F TH1S M34NS YOUR N3P3T4 TH1NKS 1'M FUCK1NG GOBBL3FOWLS OR 1S 4 W4Y B1GG3R 34T3R TH4N M1N3.

31TH3R W4Y T3LL H3R HOOFB34STS SHOULD B3 4 SOM3T1M3S TR34T OR SH3'S GONN4 G3T SPO1L3D.

[graciouscashlightener]

4 F3ST1V4L FOR 4R4D14? DUNNO WH4T TH3Y’D B3 C3L3BR4T1NG. M4YB3 ON3 OF THOS3 CORPS3 P4RT13S? HUH. GU3SS SH3′S MOR3 FUN TH4N M1N3. W3 SHOULD CONS1D3R TR4D1NG.

W3LL H3Y, YOU LUCK3D OUT TH3N! OR GOT R34LLY UNLUCKY 1F YOU’R3 4NYTH1NG L1K3 MY 3QUIUS. POOR G1RL SW34T 3NOUGH TO F1LL 4 ROOM 3V3RY T1M3 4NY OF US D3C1D3D TO H4V3 4NY K1ND OF FUN.

D-> Pyrope.

D-> You, or at least the you of which I am more familiar, has been a subject of note recently.

D-> Perhaps I should not be surprised to see you now in this system.

[alternianwarhound]

conservedlythunderous​:

D-> That is even worse. Corrupting those closest to you and under your wiles. I am fortunate to have already stocked plenty of absorbents prior to this.

D-> Retract such accusations. One of the high nobility lowering themselves in such a manner. It is nearly as bad as an underclass trotting about pretending to be better than they are. Which is to say.

Depraved.

Now you have to be deliberately misreading my intent! I feel most wounded, that I’d be a corrupting influence.

My word, you certainly seem fixated on depravity. Perhaps my words hit too close to home?

D-> I see you watching, seadweller. Lurking, one could say. It appears as if it is up to the landdwellers to have the boldness required to open the dialogue. Greetings.

I do appreciate the effort in broaching the conversation! I do apologise for my own lurking. I sometimes worry that I'll come off as too... 'forward', you might say.

A pleasure to meet you. Radris Kadaje, at your service!