#conquerorwurm

[hatreds-og-imagedescriptions]

[ID1: tweet by Roo 🥨 @ wetpretzel_:

"when fics mention size difference this is what my brain pictures", with an attached image showing a shot from Beauty and the Beast in which Belle holds the beast's hand, but her hand is so much smaller than his to the point where she holds his finger instead.

bobbi hosts The Afternoon S... (cutoff) replies:

"Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT."

ID2: fox 🌹 in the vineyard @panhopticon replies:

"So is anyone going to say the title of this anime?"

@ wetpretzel_ replies:

"....it's disneys beauty and the beast 😭"

ID3 and 4: the 3rd image is a tweet and the 4th is the full attached image. Tweet by Brian @lxbran:

"She truly lost everything when he became human."

The attached image shows a screenshotted tumblr post. An image shows a bust of the beast with arrows labelling different body parts: he has the Mane of a lion, Beard and head of a buffalo, Brow of a gorilla, Eyes of a human, Tusks of a wild boar, Body of a bear, and Legs and tail of a wolf.

lolzpicx: "The anatomy of the Beast".

conquerorwurm: "I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else."

pretzelscavenger reblogs with the previous image of the beast, but it's zoomed in on his smiling face.

wuffinarts: "cock of a HORSE".

shifting-motives: "i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT".

ID5: "tweet by Atom Heart @AtomHearte:

"A great scholar of art and wisdom shows us that just a few little tweaks could have saved the hearts of thousands of young girls".

An attached image shows a screenshotted tumblr post by maariamph, with a drawing of the original human beast design where he is white, hairless and has long light brown hair, vs a redesign where he has darker skin and dark brown hair and a mustache and beard.

Caption: "Hot take: Beast's human form isn't ugly at all— og beast's design is just so striking a mere human can't live up to it

However I propose that we make him hairier with a darker color palette to bridge the gap".

ID6 to 11: a series of tags:

"#me too girly im sorry you lost the monster dick"

"#like she didn't even get to try out that beast dick once what an absolute tragedy"

"#the end of la belle et la bete where he goes 'it almost seems like you miss my ugliness' and she's like hahahah what. noooooo"

"#like i get itttt #smaller no beard no chest hair no more deep gravelly voice smaller hands"

"#on the one hand everyone is turned human again #on the other hand EVERYONE is turned human again"

Tags by lizard-rustler: "may have been raining around her but she turned dry asf"

ID12: belle, an animated white woman, looking disappointed and disgusted. End of ID.]

[chantillyxlacey]

so apparently i got back on my Movies That Never Got Proper Fandoms (aka I Robot) bullshit out of nowhere

and thought about how cute it would be if Sonny continued calling Calvin “Doctor” but started doing so in a tone of voice that clearly makes it meant to be like a pet name rather than a formal address

[indigo-a-creeping]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: My latest batch of tie-dye is in the dryer now -...

Aw yes kitten adventures!

...I actually inquired into a free cat on craigslist, but it hadn’t been to the vet in years and I’m not sure I can commit to a whole lifetime just now, nor do I want to just be... flipping cats.  I know loads of people with cats looking for homes.  It’s hard to find permanent homes for them.

(In related news, there’s a clutch of leopard tortoises being given out for free that I could totally get in on with my connections, but I CERTAINLY can’t commit to 100+ years)

[gingerisaspice]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: @conquerorwurm HONESTLY i think about abe hugs a...

The hugs may be a little uncomfortable due to his protruding bones and fins but HB and Liz do not complain

definitely not. they love their large frog sib dearly

[degenezijde]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: Me: so, thoughts on time travel? Pupil 1: it...

How old are your kids?

16 going on 17

[cancerbiophd]

conquerorwurm replied to your post “tethris replied to your post “2, 15, 53!” ...”

we made cider in mine ��

it was horrendous

keweenaw-biologist replied to your post “2, 15, 53!”

My microbio club in college brewed beer, you know, for learning!

wtf where are all these cool places i would rather do all those things than make (non-alcoholic!) sauerkraut 

[thefroglesbian]

conquerorwurm replied to your photo “Today I: -Met a lovely Canadian couple at the mall who spotted me, the...”

I am loving reading about your adventures, I'm so happy for you ;o;!!

thank you!!! im glad youre enjoying it!! n_n

[fondwitch]

Cat + Witch appreciation post

[mvtk42]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: thexenoforge: juan-the-gecko: When women want...

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[llamasgotoheaven]

21, 43, 113?

21) My bad habits are: staying up past one am drawing, and checking social media way too often, and consuming harmful substances in spite of the knowledge that they are harmful

43) Do you smile at strangers?

Ya if I feel like they deserve it.

113) Childhood nickname: Daka (Sometimes Daka Paka)

[skimbleshankstherailwaycat]

we're all just npcs in the strange video game of aziraphale's life

hot take: aziraphale says "you go too fast for me crowley" because he can sense love and he's still kind of shook that it only took him saying he gave his flaming sword away for the biggest purest wave of love he's ever felt to start emanating from some random demon

[heedra]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: any place on campus with a “FREE TAKE ME” box has...

………is it any good

no...comment

[chantillyxlacey]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: some guy from one of the apartments downstairs...

Aww man. At least that’s the least pressuring way to ask someone out? Kind of..

i have been able to deal with the entire situation so far without ever coming face to face w this dude so there’s that at least

[indigo-a-creeping]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: Sent out a really ballsy application for a...

That’s a good angle! Good luck!

Thanks!  I wasn’t going to apply for anything until August, but I don’t want to lose this “I HAVE TALENTS YOU NEED, YOU JUST DIDN’T THINK TO ASK ME” mindset.

[gingerisaspice]

conquerorwurm replied to your post: conquerorwurm: Mignolaverse’s tagline for this...

that’s good news though and i am not very surprised

if you wish to catch up just lemme know, i can email you download links anytime

[spookyprime]

conquerorwurm replied to your post “The osomatsu ep was…exhausting”

I feel like I need to sleep for ten years

same hat