#confuzzled tortoise

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Mr. Smiley, why are you upside down in my dirt?  Are you trying to tell me something?

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What's going on? I tunneled and tunneled all morning, but I haven't even gotten past my water dish?!

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Grandmom came back from the grocery store with spiky, very pink fruit.  Mom, how is this fruit so pink?!  How do I nom this much pink??

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Mom, aren’t these your pants?  How are they on the floor when you’re over there?

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Grandmom sliced up one of the super pink dragonfruit she brought back from the grocery store.  Mom says the inside is delicious, but I can’t get over how pink the rind is!?

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So what if it’s 10pm?  I’m hungry!  WHERE ARE MY NOMS?

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Spring fever woes:  Last night, I got up at 10pm, licked my plate clean, and begged for more noms.  Mom said no!?  And told me to go back to bed!?

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Huh?  Where did my log go?  I was just under it!

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I dug and dug in my hidey hut . . . and ended up back at the same wall where I started?!  What is this sorcery?!

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We are taking a brief break from our #TortoiseHouseBuild saga because a tree fell on our home yesterday and we keep losing power.  Luckily, the only serious casualty seems to be our window!

I have been super confused by all the commotion.  So many people running around and not a single one giving me treats!?  And my light keeps going out??

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Mom has something she calls jetlag that’s throwing everything off schedule, including my breakfast?!  I don’t understand, Mom!  Yesterday my breakfast was way early and today it’s way late?!  What is this madness?!

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Mom came home with a yummy Doraemon (and a shiny sticker)!  Mom, I thought you said we’re not supposed to nom new friends??

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It’s snowing and super gloomy out?  Then why is it blindingly bright in my enclosure?!  What is this trickery, Mom?!

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Spring fever means I rampage during the day...and get up in the middle of the night to beg for a late night snack!

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I am making good on my New Year’s resolution to nom more:  I got out of bed at 12:30...AM!  After midnight means a new day, and a new day means more noms!  I am not missing out on any noms this year!

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Trick or treat!  I found pretty sweets!

What?!  These are fake noms?!  What kind of terrible trick is this?!  I can understand Mom telling me not to nom my new puffin friend, but telling me not to nom these stress relievers is ridiculous:  No nomming is a stress enhancer!