#company man for s1 then 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 for s2 just as it should be

[mobius-m-mobius]

ooooh do you have a picture of the s2 socks?

I'm here to serve and so is he 🫡🥰

[mikereads]

Arnold has a crush on Tootie. Which is much different from 1x01. Who didn’t like girls or kisses. Now he has changed his tune. Blair asked what has gotten into him and Mrs. Garrett says “we’ll, you’ve had biology. Figure it out.” As she says this they hear a motorcycle pulling up and they wonder who it is. Cue Jo walking in wearing a helmet. Jo wants to know if she is in the right place and Blair confuses her for a delivery boy (loll the butch implications are early.) Also side note: when Blair went on a date with the last delivery boy in s1 👀. I see you Blair. (But also that last date n the van was 😖) When Jo takes off her helmet Blair says she can’t believe it. Natalie teases she was going to ask her (him) to the school dance loll oh Natalie. Cue classic Jo going in to hit her. Jo walks past Blair and we see Blair not so subtly check her out. Oh come on Blair you aren’t even subtle. It’s supposed to look like she judges her and part of her does but oh come on. Blair is having flashbacks of hugging and touching girls and how “strange” it is. Loll Blair already has it down bad.

Blair on a date vs Blair with Jo. Oh Blair! Our sweet little gaybie.

One she is down right miserable and the other she is curious and intrigued. F.Y.I: they literally just met too.

After the girls first meet they get into a fight and Mrs.Garrett teases she doesn’t want to take out the cat mix or something aka a cat fight but also cats=lesbians so yeah but it also reminded me of when Blair and Cindy got into a fight in 1x01 and she said it wasn’t roller derby. Her references are quite gay without them trying to be.

Of course they get into an argument about boys. Yup can’t pass the bechdel test but they will grow. Also the tension is there though. They agree to go to a bar to settle it and Jo asks for a picture of Blair 👀… to make a fake ID. I just know Jo kept that picture for personal reasons.

Side note: I wanted Blair to stop dating 18 year olds and now she’s dating a 19 year old ugh! When will it end. I mean at least now she is 15 but no it just got worse. S2 do better.

“Oh good. Then, you decided to room together.”/“They’re gonna do all kinds of things together.” Oh Tootie 👀🏳️‍🌈.

I’m sorry Mrs. Garrett but before you know it double dating huh. Natalie vigorously nods her head yes and says you bet!

Which does happen soon and Blair initiates it. I mean interesting she set Sue Ann up on a date but no double dates and now with Jo she wants to huh. Oh Blair just say you want to date Jo/ aka secretly to me it’s okay.

“We’ll sneak out tonight after dinner.” Oh Jo only there for a few hours and your already sneaking out to a bar with Blair and making it clear you only want it to be you and Blair. Again girl I see you. Also Blair is already referring to her and Jo as “we”. I love to see it!

The man is a creep they are clearly children but when he guesses what school Jo goes to he says Sarah Lawrence I just have to laugh. I can’t with this show. Literally lesbihonest. Jo just smiles in response. He says how she couldn’t care less about her hairstyle and has a touch of punk. He says Blair is in secretarial school again I have to laugh ugh. Very gay responses.

Blair calls him a low class creep as she should. Call him out on it Blair! She says she owns a textile company. Aka first retcon for her, her dad no longer owns a dress company. Also though she did say she would marry the president of General Motors so pretty close. I guess she just cut out the middle man good for her! She is a rich man- if you know you know.

The man turns out to be an undercover cop (thank god he’s not a creep). They then get arrested and are brought in. Mrs. Garrett tries to intervene but it’s no luck. So there first date ends with them going to jail. Cause clearly this has more to do with there egos and nothing to do with guys since they are uncomfortable and don’t want to go inside. Which makes sense they are 15! This guy before they knew he was a cop is at least in his 30s again 🤮!

If I had a nickel for every time one of Blair’s dates ended with the cops showing up I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but weird it happened twice lol. With someone she first thought was a delivery boy no less.