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sometimesiship · 1 year ago

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omg pls. headcanon that twilight normally cares fuck all about organic/non-organic produce, knows all the BS about it, when it matters, when it doesn't, marketing tactics, blabla, etc. etc. y'know, he's got the inside scoop, spy and all

but he's grocery shopping one day and sees a sticker that advertises non-gmo blueberries that retain all their nutritional value and are SURE TO IMPROVE YOUR KIDS BRAINPOWER and mans just goes FULL GRANOLA

#comes home with boatloads of overpriced vegetables and yor is like “i thought you said this was barely tru?”#and loid is like “hear me out”#and anya is like “gonna have to do some damage control here”#idk if non-organic/GMO was a convo in the 50s/60s #but i see it #spy x family #sxf #loid turns into a suburban white mom when it comes to anya BAHAHHA

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