#come to the dark sideee

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[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Well now you’ve got me started on the ikran racing au and now I’m curious so!

Nocorro fic recs for the noob please? 😂

BESTIE finally join the dark sideee.

As I said over dms; unfortunately for you, there are better locorro (and spiri, although I really only rec one hardcore) fics then there are Nocorro. Nocorro is like a desert spot, there really aren’t any aside from a few really short but cool one shots. It's a very small fandom, and it's pretty young right now so tbh most of the fics are not very good, so it'll be a short list anyway. So, as we discussed, here are the high quality, well written Spider ship fics:

For nocorro, there really isn't much. That's why I said I've come so fucking close to writing that ikran au; because I am deeply obsessed with the nocorro parts of it. I adore that au and the ghost neteyam one honestly best of all, but the ghost Neteyam one there is slightly more content for. BUT ANYWAYS;

Upon looking up my list for this I was furious to discover one of the three well written little nocorro one shots has been deleted, so beef begun with CherryApollo (jk queen I need more of them. Actually, a03 user CherryApollo; I know ur reading these posts, or else you wouldn't have tagged that fic nocorro, huh? You said "tumblr has it's claws in me so here's some nocorro" I SEE YOU, I KNOW UR HERE. THERE'S LIKE THREE OF US USING THAT TAG, AND IT'S MOSTLY JUST ME ALONE IN THE VOID. You listen to me. I liked that fucking fic, I had it bookmarked. Give it back to me. But seriously big fan of ur work).

The two remaining fruit themed CherryApollo nocorro oneshots better be your first stop just in case this sociopath decides to take more from me, Take a Bite of the Orange (p sure I was the commenter that took offense mentioned in the notes) and Follow Me Down to the Peach Tree, which did make me want to end it all. Both under 1000 words and worth a quick read.

There is also the ghost of Guilt by thatshowthemafiaworks @undercoverpan who has written us a ghost Spider au which has never failed to make me cry each chapter. The prose is not as flawless as the other recs here, but it packs some emotional weight the others don't. I also can't even fathom where it's going as it all seems entirely hopeless which is why it makes me cry.

The only other nocorro fic I even think is worth a mention is Crop Circles by our bestie @spicymiilk. It's not done and we haven't reached any nocorro yet, but know it's coming and it's good. I get my sticky little fingers in each good Avatar fic writer and I puppeteer the content I want, just look at whats happening here.

For locorro (still a small as hell ship), we can afford to be slightly more picky and I shall give you the best of the best.

Personally I would start with the locorro bible, Bitter by Icandigelvis @oppa86oppa . All of us locorro stans have said this, but this fic started our interest in the ship for most and it caused the cultural revolution of our Spider ship community. This fic still months later lives with me 24/7, and it really is one of THE fics I've ever read of all time. It went righttt into my collection of fics to show to my MFA prof who told me to stop reading fanfiction lol, like seconds after I finished it. Then I put it in the grad school jealousy collection because it's that well formatted.

The Restless Child series by @spicymiilk is a full length novel that will take you a bit lol. I am biased as I do beta it but it's real good. I keep not anticipating turns I should anticipate, but maybe we can convince Andrei to simply let us live for a sec because the fact that it's been like two weeks in universe hit me yesterday while editing and I wanted to fall off an ikran (👀).

There is also, NATURALLY, The Thunder Answered Back by @spicymiilk. This fic crawled up my butt what I can I say. You all got to read my massive post about it, hope u enjoyed that. I was walking back from work today, listening to Back to You by Louis Tomlinson ft Bebe Rexha, in 91 degree heat and it started to thunder and simply pour rain and I was like "I am lIVING The Thunder Answered Back vibes rn, holy fuck." You know it's good writing in general when it gives you a specific vibe. Tbh, that song is that fics vibes, perhaps locorro vibes in general.

I'm only gonna rec one spiri fic for a few reasons. One, because there is a criminal lack of content for them, and two, that fic is worlds above any other spiri fics. I think it's a great starter fic for getting into Spider ships and for getting into spiri in general, just because of how detailed and in depth the world is, my god. It's basically Spider and Kiri pov switches from their childhood up until wayyy past Way of Water and until the end of all conflict with humans. Like any good canon continuation, I disagree with and I agree with a ton of @milesocorro 's interpretation. I don't particularly enjoy the way the conflict concludes, but I really adore the way Quaritch is handled. I said this before to the author, but it's my favorite Quaritch confrontation I've read yet. I have a review up for it while it was still coming out, and I said there I was obsessed with Spider's tsurak and I still fucking am. That's my fav Spider iknimaya sequence too!! Anyways, that's my repeated pitch for Please be kind, please be gentle with me .

[pralinesims]

everyday, I'm fighting battles in the realm of lurking. To not simp over Vale(IK you say he's bad, but I'm losing the idgaf war with him), speaking of your OC's (I'm not sure if this was asked?) but, theme song for each one?? I'm curious. :3

NAH IDK IF I'M WEIRD ABOUT HIM ASWELL LMAO, BUT IT'S OKAY, I GET YOU. Come over to the dark sideee~

Jokes aside, honestly, like Vale himself actually is a nice person? Ultimately the very worst thing about him is that he has this perception of himself that he is such a bad person without any worth of redeeming, bla bla bla more yapping in that direction, so that is just an aspect already "done" for him and this leads to him not wanting to change his behaviours at all, no matter if people confront him about toxic behaviours or not, cause in that way he is SO self-aware, that usually he just starts shutting down whenever there's a hint of criticism or introspection near, in a way he keeps control of a situation during these moments? Like if something goes south, either he quickly pulls the "ya that's me, you know how it is" card or if he starts to feel bad about himself, it can also directly spiral into a heavier depressive episode and feels unwell about his own behaviours, but does he want to improve it or his mindset? NO. Completely stuck in that slump.

Though he's a good friend at core if you manage to break through his shell, but it's DEFINITELY not worth it to get his heart broken by him if that makes sense? Cause besides very few people, he mostly cares about himself. Not even in an "I only like myself" type, but rather in such an apathetic way that it's hard for him to genuinely give a shit about most people, he's too sunken in his own negativity and also self-hatred.

OK, sudden unprompted word vomit completed and back to your original ask, but choosing matching theme songs for them is something I often struggle with if that makes sense? I simply don't listen to enough music to always find something that fits like 100%. BUT luckily while we're at Vale as topic, for him I know of 2 songs that fit just SO perfectly.

One: Wicked Ways - Halestorm, especially with the stuff I've just talked about, but HOLY SHIT this song is just sooo matching. Two: Black - Lim Hyunsik, oh my god this song is SO Vale at core. Besides even the title fitting with his aesthetic! But the lyrics... Just on point.

About the others, this ask got a tad too long, I'll try to link their Spotify playlists soon!

[all-l-wanna-do]

i have 3 six songs stuck in my head rn and i keep thinking of you

OMGS AMAZING IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOURE COMING OVER TO THE DARK SIDEEE

~~also omgs i live ebing the six mutual person~~

[rubendiass]

Jadaaaaaa bby today is your special dayyyy 💕❤😍♥💖💗💓

cant believe you turn 50 years old already 🤧😭 like slow downnnn granny 👵🏽

Your’e my favorite cule MADRIDDIE and RED on this hell site and i surely couldn’t ask for a better clown to be by my sideee 🤡

i look forward to our talks all the time and i can always count on you to make me either be weakkk with laughter or shake my head in disappointment THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN 😂😂😂 You always disrespect my nuts and even though all of them are 100% VALID you still find a way to bring them down and IDK WHY I HAVEN’T BLOCKED YOU YET 😂😂 but doh worry its coming soon⏳

Your nuts are veryyyy questionable too and yuh know i gonna expose some of them in this post lmfao so justt waittt 😉

going in to your 50th year of life i just wanna let you know that i’ll never everrrr stop trying to convert you to the madriddie life ⚪⚪⚪ and dont even get me started on my ynwa agenda 🔴🔴🔴 lmfaooo.

i love how you’re always tryna encourage me to do school work when all i wanna do is watch friends (AND I PRAY THAT AS YOU GET OLDER YOU STOP HATING THE BEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME) 😭😭😂

On ah realz though thanks for putting up with my shit and thanks for being an amazing friends, i hope one day we can finally meet up and boy that will be one of the best days ever 😭😭💗 SO HAPPY BDAY JJ ILYSM AND I HOPE YOU PASS YOUR EXAMS AND ALSO SEND ME AH PIECE AH CAKE LMAO

BEFORE I GO PLEASE ENJOY THESE GIFS OF YOUR MADRIDDIE NUTS DADDY SESE AND DADDY ISCOOO (sorry not sorry 😂)

You're the sese to my isco 💕💕💕

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First of all FATII I SO SORRY THIS REPLY SO LATE but yk how my day went and why it so late 😭 okies so lemme get to it

Three years fatii THREE YEARS i go hear bout you and old granny soon dw 😩😂

You will never give up this agenda to change me into a madriddie will you sighhh lucky i love you inno but really doh even tryyyy that liverfool one 🥴🥴🥴🥴 i can really see us in old age and you still tryna convert me into a blanco 😩😂

I’ll always keep on encouraging you that’s what I’m here for we both gotta succeed and you’ve got great potential 🥺 i also love harrassing you sm ahah there really is no in between with us. But sis friends will always ne shit cyah change my mind bout dah 😩

THIS IS WAR YOU’VE STARTED BTW WARRRR now self i gonna disrespect your nuts 😭😭😭 boutt you could never block me you’ll miss me too much 😝😝😘

BUT BACK TO THE NUTS you be bringing back some dark dark times of who i used to nut to i willll get you back for this dw man dwwwwww hmph ramos and he horse face 😩

anywho’s THANK YOU SM FATII FOR THIS AMAZING YET SUSPECT POST ASKSJAJAKAK i know how much effort you put into it and i really appreciate it and bettt we shall meet up sometime soon i really need to learn to drive down on your side 😢 i love you sooooo much 💘💖💓💕💕💓💖💕💘💘💖💓💕💖💘💓💕💖💘

[lilolshorty]

Ite I bout to turn this man the fuck out. 😊