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grubhivemind · 7 years
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-- primadonnaTartuffe [PT] began pestering colocoloHerbivorium [CH] at 10:43 --
PT: heyyyy. 
PT: this is the biglog residence correct? 
PT: hey did you know i didnt know your last name was biglog until today?
CH: i dIDN'T kNOW,, bUT nOW wE bOTH dO, 
CH: i'M aLSO nOT,,, aT mY rESIDENCE, bUT iT'S sTILL mE,
CH: hELLO,
PT: your home is where your heart is... which is wherever you go. 
PT: thats a lil nugget of wisdom from me to you.
CH: tHANK yOU, i'M gLAD mY hEART iS wITH me, 
CH: i'D hATE tO, dIE iN tHIS sTORE,,, tHAT'D bE aWKWARD, aND i'M vERY hEAVY sO,,, iT'S bEST
PT: i gotta agree. :wink:
PT: so hey i wanted to thank you again for the drink the other night. 
PT: and then it occurred to me that... :scream: we never really talked much before???
CH: wE dON'T bUT tHAT'S fINE, i dON'T tALK tO mANY pEOPLE, 
CH: dON'T wORRY aBOUT tHE dRINK eITHER, i'VE rEAD aND,, aLSO eXPERIENCED tHAT wARM dRINKS aRE gOOD fOR cOMFORT, CH: sO, tHAT cOMBINED wITH tHE pIE, mUST'VE bEEN, vERY nICE,
PT: comfort? 
PT: did i seem like i needed comforting? :thinking:
CH: pERHAPS, nOT iN tHAT mOMENT, bUT, i mEANT tO fORWARD iT tO yOUR gENERAL,,,,,, 
CH: pERSON? 
CH: wITH,, eVERYTHING, tHAT iS pROCEEDING,
PT: mmhmm! 
PT: you worried about me or something? :kissing_heart:
CH: yES, B<
PT: oh.
PT: ... 
PT: well SHIT.
CH: iNDEED, CH: hOWEVER i dON'T iNTEND tO pRY,,,, oNLY, tO bE cONSCIENSIOUS oF yOUR fEELINGS, wHETHER yOU sHARE tHEM oR nOT,
PT: no offense but like you should probably stay out of it. even if youre just keeping an eye out. 
PT: i mean i appreciate concern of course??? but also why would you.
CH: i'M nOT oFFENDED, iT iSN'T mY bUSINESS, CH: oNLY,,, tHERE iS a lOT gOING oN, 
CH: aND tHINGS, aRE eASILY oVERWHELMING i tHINK,
PT: thats an understatement... :weary:
PT: it gets MORE overwhelming the more people i drag into it though. 
PT: youre really cute khaliq dont do this to yourself!
CH: oH, 
CH: nO,,, i mEAN,
CH: wELL,,, tO bE fAIR, i dON'T tHINK yOU cAN dRAG mE aNYWHERE,,, 
CH: bUT aLSO, i hOPE iT wORKS oUT,, fOR yOU sO iT'S nOT sO oVERWHELMING,
PT: hmm... 
PT: i dunno im just suspicious. like... 
PT: ugh i dunno. sorry man. 
PT: it is just... a lot. and it worries me. 
PT: it kinda gives me the impression that i set fire to everything i touch haha. 
PT: get out the way of these hot hands. :fire: :open_hands: :fire:
CH: nO nEED tO aPOLOGIZE, CH: fIRE iSN'T jUST dESTRUCTION hOWEVER, iT iS, aLSO nUTURING, aND cARING, CH: bUT iT'S aLSO tHE eNVIRONMENT wHERE iT sTEWS tHAT dECIDES wHAT wILL hAPPEN wITH iT, 
CH: nOT eVERYTHING iS cOMBUSTABLE, sOME tHINGS bURN, sOME tHINGS nEED fIRE tO sURVIVE, 
CH: tHERE iS nOT oNE eLEMENT iN pLAY aT aNY tIME wHICH mAKES iT hARD tO cOMB tHROUGH,,
PT: thats 
PT: incredibly poetic. damn. 
PT: and i guess... accurate probably. i feel like ive been given similar advice before. just not as pretty. haha. 
PT: i think i respond better to it this way. :stuck_out_tongue:
CH: iT'S mOSTLY jUST aCCURATE iN tERMS oF lITERAL fIRE, CH: sOME eGGS i hAD tO uSE lITERAL fLAMES fOR iNCUBATION aS tHEY rEQUIRED aN iNCREDIBLY hIGH tEMPERATURE, bUT i'M gLAD yOU pREFER tHEM, tO,,, wHATEVER oTHER wAY,,,
CH: iT wAS dESCRIBED,
PT: nature is poetic and beautiful??? what else can i say. 
PT: but im glad for it too. PT: and im glad about your eggs.
CH: tHANK yOU, 
CH: bUT i dID tHE eASY pART,,, wHICH wAS nOT lAYING tHEM, 
CH: bUT i aGREE, nATURE iS aMAZING B<
PT: ugh! :persevere:
PT: youre such a cute nerd! :heart:
CH: ,,,,,, pLEASE,,,,, 
CH: iN aNY cASE, yOU aRE iNVITED tO cOME,,,, dO, aCTIVITIES? iF yOU lIKE hIKiNG tHERE iS a lOT oF tHAT, 
CH: bUT wE aGREED aBOUT nATURE sO i hAVE mORE oF tHAT,
PT: im always down to do activities. :wink:
CH: yOU'RE eMOJI cAUGHT dUST iN iT'S eYE, CH: iF tHAT'S a sELF-rEFLECTION tHEN i'LL tRY tO nOT jUDGE yOUR oBSERVABLE jOY fROM sUCH oVULAR tRAUMA, B<
PT: ovular trauma is basically the opposite of what im going for??? geez.
CH: i cAN'T sAY i'M cONVINCED oF tHAT,
PT: ovule :clap: should :clap: be :clap: nurtured!  :clap:
CH: i'M sURE iT'S tHE cAREFUL aTTENTION tHAT mAKES iT oDD CH: a "tHING", iF yOU wILL, sOME aNIMALS dO fIND eYES rATHER aTTRACTIVE aND uSE sIMILAR oRGANS iN mATING pROCESSES, CH: i cAN pREPARE a lIST, fOR yOUR,,,,,,, sTUDIES
PT: thatd be great! 
PT: you know. this conversation really went off the rails didnt it?
CH: oH,,,, iT dID, 
CH: wOULD yOU rATHER wE gOT bACK tO tHE aCTIVITIES iN qUESTION?
PT: yes please! :hugging:
PT: what naturefied activities have you got in mind?
CH: mOSTLY fEEDING aNIMALS, 
CH: tHEY cAN bE,, a lITTLE rOUGH,, bUT iT'S, oKAY,, i cAN aCT aS a bARRIER, tHEY'RE rEALLY nICE, bUT yOU'LL bE nEW,,, aND tHEY'LL bE eXCITED,
PT: thats so fucking cute... :sob: im ready for those rowdy animals. 
PT: and khaliq meat shield. :eyes:
CH: yES, i'M gOOD aT tHAT, bUT i'M gLAD yOU hAVE fAITH,,, oR aRE eAGER tO uSE mE aS a sHIELD, 
CH: B<
PT: gimme that big boy beef.
PT: we can make a date of it! ill get back to you about my schedule.
CH: oKAY, CH: i'LL aT lEAST lET yOU bORROW mY bEEF, bUT, yES, lET mE kNOW,, i'M uSUALLY fREE,
PT: then we should have no problems. to be honest im usually free too lol. 
PT: ill catch you later alright? take it easy liq.
-- primadonnaTartuffe [PT] ceased pestering colocoloHerbivorim [CH] --
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