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snarp · 2 years ago
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me: Which happens first: Kentucky state legislature gets around to legalizing weed, or national legalization?
Mom: Oh, gotta be the feds. Just because, you know... this is the Kentucky state legislature we're talking about.
me: Gosh, Mom! You don't think either party is politically-astute enough to do something that would be so popular in Kentucky?
Mom: Oh, honey... They just don't have the guts to do it.
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