#collab: policeman!wna1

[onlyjihoons]

policeman!jihoon pt.1

a/n;special thanks to my bff @chaeyolks for helping me do this rlly pretty moodboard! also, a last minute idea of mine to write about policeman!jihoon… it came from a dream too

warning: mention of alcohol, please drink wisely; also this is written in the time where all members are legal                       “you’re illegal, why are you even a police officer?”

patched to the violent crimes division but his looks doesn’t fit the job?? like hey, how can someone have such flowery looks and be a police officer in the violent crimes division??

though he interned for it when he was in uni, and enjoys his job

and also one of the few interns that manage to stay professional

he just doesn’t like to,, deal with violence??

and the mentions of murders just makes his blood run cold

nonetheless he manages to nab the culprit without fail

learnt taekwondo during his intern days and has a 6th don black belt

teaches little kids taekwondo in his free time to earn some more disposable income

ngl the moms all want their kids to be under jihoon just so they can talk to him LOL

his position in the police station is ever-changing

like,, he could be in the detective department for a month

and a patrolling department for another

whatever job that has been tasked to him, he does it really well

whenever girls ask him what his job was, he would be honest and tell then that he’s in the police force

all the girls would swoon,, like jihoon in a police uniform??

arrest me pls

but he always declines them for drinks because he has to be somewhat awake 24 hours

and he never had interest in girls

he was notorious for being a complete asshole to girls back in high school

he wasn’t a fuccboi

but just,, lead them on and tell them he never had interest in them

he didn’t fuck, by the way

just playing with girls’ feelings

however is really soft and gentle with kids

there was one time he saw a lost kid at the mall crying and immediately ran to pick him up and comfort him

didn’t even bother going to the information counter because he found the kid’s mom in 5 minutes LOL

fellow police officer!daniel always drags him along to clubs to mingle with strangers and dance

and get girls

but jihoon always settles for apple juice or mocktail, nothing alcoholic

until he day he met you

to be honest, you knew jihoon since high school

he was one of the popular ones, you were one of the quieter ones

you knew of each others’ existence, but you guys never talked

you were in the club for undercover duties,, because apparently there were cases of sleazy dudes tryna spike girls’ drinks

and you’re there to bust them

meanwhile, jihoon ordered his first alcoholic drink, thanks to daniel

it wasn’t anything strong, but jihoon was unsure himself of his alcohol tolerance

he did let loose a little, tried to sober himself up by dancing at the dance floor

you were taking your seat at the bar, with fellow undercover police officer!baejin(y’all im sorry i had to)

you weren’t allowed to drink so you just ordered a passion fruit and mint cooler

guys trying to shoot double takes at you often give up, at the sight of baejin’s intimidating face LOL

but tipsy jihoon staggered to you, and winked

“what is a pretty lady doing at a baAArrrr?!111″

“uhm, sir, i think you’re drunk–”

“i”M nOt DrUnk bAEEbY, hUnny dO yOu kNow whO I aM?!” jihoon slurred

“no, i think we–”

“i’M iNSpEctOr pArK jJEehOOOn, work– in tHe GaNGnAM pOlIcE StaSHUNNN”

baejin could only laugh at the scene that was unfolding, he knew jihoon as an acquaintance as they have interned together before

“y/n, he’s inspector park jihoon under the violent crimes department.”

park jihoon, sounds oddly familiar

“what is a drunk inspector doing at a bar?” you snickered

“beats me,” baejin shrugged, “i think we should call it a day, daniel-hyung is here anyway.”

“then what are we gonna do about this,” you pointed to jihoon, who was now slumped over the table, “inspector?”

“let’s just bring him to the police station, we need to report there anyway.”

so now with jihoon on baejin’s back, walking to the car

“cAnn I bUYYYY yOu a DrIIIINKkkkkkk”

“no you can’t, you’re out of the club” baejin huffed, hoisting jihoon into the backseat of the car

you sat at the backseat of the car, to make sure jihoon doesn’t puke 

“dAAnIeLLLL hYunGGGg i HaTe yOuuuu,,,,, wHy dO yOu alllllWays aSK mE to Get yOOU gUUUURrrlssss??!?!”

this was really humourous, so you decided to record whatever nonsense jihoon was saying in his drunken state

“lieutenant hWanGGGGg wHY dO yOU alWAYSSSS /hiccups/ cHangE mY dEPARtmeeeeNt?1 aM i dOing nOt gooOOOOD enOUgggh??”

luckily, the police station was just a 5-minute drive from the club, and this time you tried to carry jihoon on you back

“y/n, i can do it–”

“it’s okay, i can handle him.”

and damn, it was quite a sight, a girl carrying a man on his back to a police station

“y/n, its nice to– oh my god” minhyun sees jihoon on your back, then hides his face in his hands

“lieutenant hwang, i found inspector park at the club im going undercover for, and he seems drunk.”

“did he do anything?”

“no, except asking sergeant bae for a drink, and asking me what i’m doing in a club, sir”

you whipped out your phone and showed minhyun the video recording of jihoon’s drunk talking,, minhyun was trying hard not to laugh, his face was turning red

“sir, inspector park even–” baejin tried to add on, but you covered his mouth

“if there is nothing, sir, we will take our leave.” you bowed, dragging baejin along with you

once the both of you were out of the station, you pulled baejin’s ear,,

“yah bae jinyoung-ssi, do you want me to lose my job?!”

“no, i was–”

“i’ll tell lieutenant hwang to give you extra duty, he likes me more than you anyway”

“y/f/n, i’m 1 year older than you.”

“hwang minhyun is my brother–”

“oKAY YOU WIN”

the next day, jihoon wakes up with a splitting headache

and realises that he isn’t at home

he’s at the police station

with a newspaper on top of him

he wasn’t in his office,

but the lieutenant’s office

he was highkey fucked

as soon as he tried to escape, he bumped into minhyun

“good morning, inspector park.” minhyun smiled, handing him a cup of coffee

“g-good morning, lieutenant hwang.”

“so what happened last night?” minhyun took his seat across jihoon

“l-last night?” jihoon gulped

“my sister had to carry you to the police station, inspector park.”

“y-your sister?”

“sergeant y/l/n”

“w-who..?”

minhyun showed jihoon the recording of him yesterday, jihoon could only smile grimly, with his head down low

“can you explain yourself?”

“i, am gravely wrong, lieutenant hwang.”

“i’m glad you know that, and i heard you called y/n pretty?”

“p-p-pretty?!”

“yeah, sergeant bae told me you tried to hit on her.”

jihoon hid his face in his hands, as minhyun patted his back

“don’t worry, i won’t tell the higher ups about this, i’ll just give you extra duty.”

to be continued…

[onlyjihoons]

policeman!jihoon pt.2

a/n; special thanks to bff jupiter @chaeyolks for the pretty pretty moodboard once again,, also! this is a collab w @alliwannado-w1, her installment for woojin is coming up this weekend so do look forward to it^^

policeman!jihoon pt.1//policeman!woojin

warning: slight alcohol mention+slight violence, however characters are written when they are of adult age

“you’re illegal, why are you even a police officer?”

“you’re going to do undercover duty with y/n.”

“again?!”

“unless you want me to–”

“yes sir”

so here he was, groaning at his impeccable luck

he needed to get back at daniel for making him buy that drink LOL

“hello, im inspector park jihoon, please take care of me”

you looked up, being greeted by jihoon, in a light blue button down and ripped jeans

with that lanyard that has his name and picture??

usually staff id pics look like mugshots

but hey his pic deadass looks like a shot of those models for some fashion show

“hello, i’m sergeant y/l/n,” you smiled, sticking out your hand, “i hope we will work well together.”

at that moment jihoon fell for your brown eyes

and dimples when you smile

whatever he said about having zero interest in girls was thrown into the gutter

jihoon was tasked to shadow you for your duties for a month

he was pretty sure he was gonna get sacked for falling for his superior LOL

anyways

your first day of working with jihoon was nothing big, just typing out some reports

it was a little weird because an inspector from the violent crimes department in a street crimes(idk what its called pls forgive me) department? typing out reports of a lost puppy??

anyhow your female colleagues from the other departments will ever more often drop by your desk just to see jihoon

it was getting annoying how theyre actually paying more attention to jihoon

so you asked minhyun to dispatch you for more undercover duties LOL

“i thought you loved writing reports”

“not until the female sergeants from other departments come to my desk to see inspector park??”

“are you jealous?”

ngl you were but you arent gonna let it show

especially in front of minhyun

he would f l i p

“try having 3 colleagues flocking to your table every 2 hours to see your co-worker instead of talking to you, and also distracting you from doing work.”

“fine”

undercover was boring, you would normally drag sergeant!baejin along with you

but this time he wanted to stay in the office because he doesnt want to be the “third wheel”

you and jihoon would go to the same club everyday to do undercover duties

and the both of you manage to bust some sleazy dudes

since the whole thing was already under control the both of you soon don’t need to go to the club

and actually do night patrols

it was fun, because jihoon would entertain you by pulling funny faces and treat you to ice cream

contrary to your expectations, jihoon was actually quite nice to be around with

but then something in your mind went off about him

 you remembered the fuckboy senior that played with girls’ hearts in high school

it was jihoon

you were well aware that you were a position above him despite the 2 year age gap

but you couldn’t let yourself fall for someone who breaks hearts

so you decided to build a invisible wall of friendship to prevent yourself from falling for him

i mean how couldn’t you,, he was good looking, good at his work, and had a faint protective vibe which you liked

like whenever you were feeling only a little chilly at the cool breeze jihoon would not hesitate to drape his jacket over you

and also let you walk on the inside of the pavement

besides, minhyun would fall off his chair at the thought of his sister dating someone from the violent crimes department

but that didn’t stop you from having fun

the both of you would sit at swings and play at the slides

there was once jihoon was stuck at one of the slides and you had to help him LOL

but ended up pulling out one of his Stan Smiths and nearly called the fire brigade

day by day, the both of you got closer

and you told jihoon not to call you “sergeant hwang” bc that sounds rlly formal

one day the both of you were just talking about random stuff and you mentioned that you wanted to pick up martial arts

“i can teach you if you want!^^”

“really? what martial arts do you do?”

“i have a six-don black belt in taekwondo, i do teach little kids in my spare time as well”

so here you are, standing at the back of jihoon’s taekwondo class

you felt very over-aged learning taekwondo with a bunch of white-belt kids

but they were really good, and jihoon told the kids you were his assistant for the time being

yeah, assistant with a white belt

and just saying, jihoon looked rlly rlly hot in that taekwondo uniform

with slightly sweaty bangs and all

when he just stands aside for the kids to practice and adjusts his belt

bOI

ok moving on

you learnt some basic moves and jihoon barely needed to coach you to get them right

so all those years of fighting with minhyun was worthwhile

jihoon would shift you up to a yellow belt in two weeks because you were that good

so one day your eyes obviously wasn’t doing you good

you kept messing up the sequence throughout the lesson, maybe your condition wasn’t good

jihoon could see it and asked you to rest for a while

after the lesson ended, you took your street clothes and accidentally walked into the men’s changing room

and you walked into a topless jihoon

luckily, he was the only one inside

you could see his toned abs, and defined arms

not to mention that killer jawline

and in taekwondo pants????

jihoon noticed you staring slightly and then fumbled to find his taekwondo robe

and you noticed you were in the wrong changing room

“oh shit im so sorry i--i”

just as you were about to get out of the changing room jihoon blocked the door

without his robe

“y/n, did you enter the wrong changing room to see,,,”

“see?”

he pointed to his abs, “this?”

you could only laugh, “i would never do that, i can easily see them on the internet”

he raised his eyebrows, “so you watch porn?”

“no??” you rolled your eyes, offended, “do you think i’m that kind of person, inspector park?”

“n-no--”

“i’m sorry i’m not like those girls you played with back in high school, i’m not after your body--”

“you’re driving me crazy, y/n”

“what?”

“your eyes, your nose, your lips, drive me crazy.” jihoon stared right into your eyes, making you blush

“hey inspector park--”

“why don’t you call me ‘jihoon oppa’ anymore? is our relationship strictly work-related now?”

“i just...” you sighed how something small could escalate to something big like this, “i like you, jihoon-oppa”

you slightly cringed but you continued, 

“but we cant do this. minhyun will get mad, and there goes my job.”

“b-but--”

“sorry, inspector park, i’d have to go.”

you pushed jihoon aside weakly, then going out and into the ladies’ changing room

you felt hot tears trickling down your face, in reality, you just didn’t want your heart to be broken

the next day, you and jihoon went to work like a normal day

just, no patrolling and writing of reports the whole day

the office could sense a tension between the both of you, even your female colleagues stopped coming over

“hey y/n,” baejin stopped by your table and handed over a file, “you gotta go undercover again for that club, the perverts are striking again.”

“again?” you sighed, “okay i’ll go.”

“do you need me to go with you?” baejin leaned against your desk, “ you seem, off, today”

“i-”

“i will go with her, sergeant bae.” jihoon spoke, “it’s my last day here anyway.”

so fast, a month has passed, you thought.

“thanks inspector park. i’ll get going then.”

you skipped dinner, all you did was to write reports continuously throughout the day

until jihoon slammed your laptop shut, and stared straight into your eyes

“we need to go now, sergeant hwang.” his lips stretched into a straight line.

you unwillingly got up from your seat, as you shrugged on your coat and headed out to the carpark to wait for jihoon

the car ride was quiet, with you staring out of the window, not talking to jihoon

though it was jihoon’s last day, and you were sorry he had to spend his last day like that

you had to stop yourself 

though the club was playing upbeat music, all you could do was to stare into blank space

just then, some sleazy dude came up to you

“can i buy this pretty lady a drink?” he winked

“no thanks, im with someone else--”

“ey, that someone else can wait.”

“i really do have someone--”

“i said i will get you a drink alright?!” the man’s rogueish smile appeared, grabbing your wrist, “i know you’re here to do undercover duties, sergeant hwang--”

just then, a fist was sent flying to the man’s cheek, as he stumbled backwards

you saw an angry jihoon, his face was red with anger

“if you ever touch sergeant hwang again, you’ll end up in the hospital.” jihoon growled.

“wow, sergeant, i didn’t know you were into flowery pretty boys like--”

jihoon sent another punch across the man’s face, making him fall to the ground

you had to physically stop jihoon from hitting that sleazy dude, or it would’ve turned into a full fight

“jihoon-oppa,” you held his arm, which weakened at your touch, “let’s stop, minhyun wouldn’t be happy if he saw this.”

jihoon scoffed, putting the dude in handcuffs

“you’re under arrest for sexual harrassment, you have a right to remain silent, unless with witness that will support your innocence.”

after that dude was thrown into jail, jihoon immediately hugged you

“are you okay?” he then took a step back to analyse your frame, “he didn’t hurt you, right? i was so--”

you then cut jihoon off with a kiss, shutting him up effectively.

jihoon kissed you back with more assertion, to make up for the time he didn’t get to talk to you throughout the day

“what was that, y/n?” jihoon smiled, ruffling your hair

“don’t tell minhyun about this”

boyfriend!jihoon in the police station is super sweet, leaving you a sandwich for breakfast, then dragging you out for lunch

minhyun soon found out about it, “i knew the both of you had something going on”

and jihoon wasn’t the asshole you expected him to be

he only had eyes for you, and it was really endearing

the both of you would go on night walks, and then sitting on the swing set, talking about random things

overall, the sweetest crime-busting couple in Gangnam Police Station

“I don’t know how you became a police officer, your looks are illegal, you’re my illegirl”

lowkey stole that from dimple by bts sorry im lame i hope you guys enjoyed this as much as i liked writing this,,my request box is always open, so do send in requests!