#cole sprouse image

[tank-grrrl]

lisa frankenstein (2024) dir; zelda williams

[gooch-cancer]

some lisa and the creature art i did i haven't drawn in a bit but this movie gave me a lot of inspo (reference is below the cut)

[bireggiemantle]

my favorite genre of riverdale promotional image is cast photo where cole sprouse is the only guy squatting in a very noticeable and out of place way like

why is this his default pose? is he choosing it? is he being told to squat? why is nobody else on his level? literally iconic and beyond reproach

[austinslounge]

All Kaia wants to be is a accessory to a man. Look at her track record. Messing around with Pete Davidson when she was 17. Disgusting.

Anyways, this whole thing with Austin the other day reminds me of her break up with Jacob. She and Jacob made their red carpet debut then split a month later.

She goes on a pap walk with Austin at the most convenient time. The break up rumors have been getting worse for the last month. It wasn't until she was spotted out alone with her best friend's boyfriend did she and her PR go into deflection mode. She was fine being seen all over Marcello. But she didn't want to be seen as a home wrecker with Cole. Even though, we know she's not above that. She cheated with Jacob when he was with Zendaya. Apparently she was also one of the main reasons Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhert broke up. Kaia was sneaking around with Cole.

Page 6 said she and Austin chose to spend their time together in private these days. And yet, Kaia calls the pap to the concert to make sure she's seen with Austin. Not sure what role Austin is playing in all this. My guess is he's doing this because it will lead to the break up faster.

But if I've learned anything is Kaia is the least genuine person and full of shit.

👏👏

Idk how people aren't seeing through her by now.

I kind of blame her parents (and Pete) for the Pete Davidson thing. He was like 26/27 dating an underage teenager. Just gross. 🤮

Her parents really didn't protect her at all. No way would my teenage daughter be dating a man nearly 10 years her Sr, especially at age 17. I don't care how much she cried. 🙄😒

With Jacob/Zendaya, I definitely suspect that Jacob was emotionally cheating on Zendaya with Kaia while they were together. I don't think they physically cheated, but he was definitely very friendly with her, hanging out with her and her friends, and liking her posts all while dating Zendaya.

If Kaia had any Girl Code, she would have nipped that in the bud. But no. 😒 Needles to say, it was no surprise to fans who were following closely when Jacob and Kaia end up dating each other right after he and Zendaya split up.

Don't get me started on Cole and Lili. Again, more rumors of Kaia living at Cole's house and being in the middle of their breakup. 🥴

I don't worry about Kaia at all, because as soon as her relationship with Austin is made officially over to the public, I'm sure we will see her with plenty of other men. She has a ton of men at her disposal that she can date. She will move on quickly. Just watch.

Not sure exactly what Austin is gaining from this low-vibrational arrangement other than free sex, companionship, and someone who's not going to really complain about his work schedules. Otherwise, I really don't see what he benefits from being in this relationship. If anything, being with her has only hurt his image and reputation imo.

[lostcryptids]

not that i was really excited for that movie lisa frankenstein but it has cole sprouse…..(sad ant image)

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

READ IT RIGHT NOW THIS WAS THE CRYLE FIC EVER OMFG I LOVED IT DO MUCH IM SO SAD I FINISHED IT 😭😭

“He wanted to say something anything, but his brain had stopped working and his lips were zipped shut.”

[turntechjughead]

list of media i am not allowed to watch if i need a haircut

doctor who series 2-4. and good omens but it's for the same reason so i'm counting them together

dabb era supernatural

riverdale

this is because the only people i have ever google image searched while standing in the bathroom w/ scissors at the ready are david tennant as the tenth doctor and/or crowley, alexander calvert as jack kline, and cole sprouse as jughead and/or himself in associated promo shots where he still had dyed black hair

additional info -david is the most dangerous because while i did give myself the tenth doctor's approximate haircut during two consecutive novembers, it takes the most work to look decent on a semi-regular basis -alex is an outlier but there was absolutely a point in a late seasons spn rewatch that i was actively distracted by how much i needed a haircut and it was his fault, so -i don't even need to search for pictures of cole anymore because i honestly think that left to my own devices the default haircut i will give myself is roughly that of jughead jones. still counts because this week i rewatched a couple episodes of riverdale and then cut my hair two days later and it was not a coincidence

[ohbabydollie]

older men are just better🤕 no men that are my age aren’t shit. christian bale, ryan gosling, henry cavil, robert pattinson, hasan piker, jason bateman (micheal bluth), patrick bateman(christian bale), schlatt(old soul), walton goggins(minus that one picture on google images or really any image on google), and a bunch of other men i can’t name because im sleep deprived

all of these are white men(besides hasan) for some reason, maybe i have some fucked up trauma or something IDK

-🛀

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON MR. BALE 🤤

love him in howl’s moving castle, patrick bateman is one of my craziest hear me outs, i still have the gq magazine of him saved in my nightstand, i love him lots

just some of these popular men don’t really do it for me tbh, cole sprouse didn’t until lisa frankenstein

it’s the facial hair man, that’s what gets me, it’s my n.1 weak spot. i could not care about a man but when he has a sexy lil beard, im like okayyy, what are you doing tonight? you got a gf? a wife?

men that have aged like wine and grown a little beard are the type of men i LOVE

[bpdpenguin]

where the FUCK is that they need to invent strap that you can feel post i need to put it on an image of cole sprouse's rotting corpse

[thebossestunicycle]

The reverse image search tool on pinterest is really funny to me. i like putting pics of myself in there cuz its always a surprise of what’s gonna come up. when i had long hair there was inmate headshots (girl idk why either) and also gerard way. after i cut it, it’s all been weird ass tik tok aesthetic boys, cole sprouse, and the dude who plays five from umbrella academy. take a pic of yourself from far away and its always a toss up. either way it makes me giggle a lot

[bireggiemantle]

I also desperately need to show you all the most drag king image of cole sprouse in all of herstory

this exact woman performs at my local gay bar. #thisisMYjughead

[cricketchaology]

shows this image to cole sprouse to communicate to him why he should take the “no-gay-kiss-clause” out of his contract

[destinyc1020]

I think Kia n Austin make a nice looking couple bt thats about it lol i personally didnt like Elvis bt I get why he has a fanbase now and with Kaia the paps stay on her ass even thoufh I dont really see a lot of her modeling campaigns like that (compared to other models like Bella or Kendall).

They seem lik a private couple who is somehow always photographed which is a odd combo☠️ Austin was constantly photographed and talked about V n that was apart of his image before bt now with Kaia he'll b papped with her and photographed on a carpet bt wont speak about her. Kaia learned from JE cuz she posted him on her IG and talked about him in an interview wen they were just together for a yr lol n i think she learned nt to do that and probably has relationship questions banned too. After those rumors about Cole Sprouse cheating on her wen he was with Lili Reinhart (pretty sure its nt true) and again that whole situation with JE/Z (...☠️) her relationships r def apart of her image bt again she has leanred nt to speak on them.

I think Kia n Austin make a nice looking couple bt thats about it lol i personally didnt like Elvis bt I get why he has a fanbase now and with Kaia the paps stay on her ass even thoufh I dont really see a lot of her modeling campaigns like that (compared to other models like Bella or Kendall).

Lol I always find it so funny when I get anons in my inbox talking about how they hated the movie "Elvis", but yet, when I talk to other ppl IRL, EVERYONE hands down (young AND old) gushes about the film and says how much they LOVED the movie lol 😆 Like, not even, "yea, it was alright", but seriously is like "Omg I loved that movie! It was SO well done!"

But in my inbox, it's a totally different story. I just always find that funny lol. I need that Oprah "what is the truth?" gif lol.

Anyway....

While Austin's fanbase isn't that big rn (I kinda feel like that might change in the future actually 👀) I think it's still important to remember that he did have a fanbase BEFORE Elvis. The dude has been acting for almost 20 years, so some fans may remember him from iCarly, Ruby and the Rockits, Zoey 101, The Carrie Diaries, The Shannara Chronicles, Switched at Birth, etc. He did a LOT of TV stuff here and there, especially on Nick and Disney, so some fans grew up watching him. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kaia has been papped since birth lol, mainly because she's the daughter of famous celebrities. So, that's just been her life tbh. I also kind of wonder if maybe she has some deal with the Daily FAIL, cuz it seems that they post the most mundane pap stuff about her lol. 😅

"Kaia getting a green drink! Kaia going to yoga! Kaia BREATHING!" ROFL 🤣

They seem lik a private couple who is somehow always photographed which is a odd combo☠️

Yea.... odd isn't it lol.... 😏🤭

Austin was constantly photographed and talked about V n that was apart of his image before bt now with Kaia he'll b papped with her and photographed on a carpet bt wont speak about her.

I def think he learned a lot from the Vanessa rlshp. He seems very private to me, and I just don't think he wants his rlshp to be the FOCUS of his career. Plus, keep in mind, he and Vanessa dated for quite a while... it wasn't like they just dated for two years... so I'm sure he probably thought at the time when speaking on her that they were pretty much endgame. They dated longer than what some Hollywood marriages last lol 😆

I think ppl have to keep in mind too that what ppl do or how they feel in their early 20s might be different from how they feel nearing 30. We've even seen a STARK change in just how private Tom and Z have been with their lives online and on social media. So, ppl change! And when your fame level gets higher, that can also cause you to become way more private.

Kaia learned from JE cuz she posted him on her IG and talked about him in an interview wen they were just together for a yr lol n i think she learned nt to do that and probably has relationship questions banned too.

I DEFINITELY think Kaia learned from the Jakaia rlshp rofl 🤣 I'll never forget their CRINGEY Elvis and Priscilla Halloween photoshoot lol, or her birthday post for him lol 🤭

Didn't they break up a few months after she posted for him on his birthday lol? 😅 His birthday is in June, and by November, they were SPLITSVILLE rofl. Things can change fast, that's all I'll say lol 🤭

After those rumors about Cole Sprouse cheating on her wen he was with Lili Reinhart (pretty sure its nt true) and again that whole situation with JE/Z (...☠️) her relationships r def apart of her image bt again she has leanred nt to speak on them.

Whoah..... you're gonna have to come back and clarify what you mean by this Anon, coz I'm not sure I'm understanding correctly lol. You're not saying what I think you're saying are you? 👀 If so, I've NEVER heard that rumor.

[meauxhausint]

Variety Magazine interview with CO-CEO+ CELEBRITY PUBLICIST DES DUHFAUX

VARIETY MAGAZINE INTERVIEW WITH DES DUHFAUX

Interview conducted by Francis Pulinz

The entertainment industry Has a lot of different "go-to " people When you're trying to make it in the business and or become a notable celebrity. (Talent usually helps). In past times most people who needed entertainment work hired an "agent" to find them the right gigs and in the music industry "managers" were essential for keeping potential gigs and venues interested in hiring certain acts. Then once you become famous, the next most essential thing u need is either the right pr team and or publicist to put your talent and accomplishments on display, to the world. Primarily, planet Earth.

MHI MEAUX HAUS INTERNATIONAL is a PR (public relations) agency that was founded by celebrity PUBLICISTS Suzette Feria & Des Duhfaux. The former colleagues (and Co-CEO$) started the agency from the ground up with basically a handful of celebrities as clients to begin with. Des Duhfaux , who is in charge of the business for zone 3+ 4. And suzette (who is stuck on planet Earth), manages zone 1 +2.

Since this branch of variety mag is situated in late zone 4 , we got in touch with the very private + withdrawn celebrity publicist EXTRAODINARE herself, Des Duhfaux, for a very exclusive interview.

VM: Good to have u here Des, how are things?

DD: things are ok, I'm still stuck here on another planet, after all. But I'm optimistic.

VM: SO, u came from earth, I guess. Sorry about all this.

DD: no problem, when work calls I have to answer. I'm drawn into adventure. As the witch wizard of the northeast, I'm in demand. So as long as it doesn't conflict with my family life, I can stay a little longer to assist.

VM: Let's get to the point. You're a celebrity publicist and Co-CEO of your own PR company. Was that started here or there?

DD: I completed my schooling on Earth. I intermitedley have traveled to and from here and earth to complete the remainder of my professional degrees. I have a bachelor's degree in marketing management from UCLA. A certficate in public relations from UC IRVINE + A MASTERS DEGREE IN PUBLIC RELATIONS/ IMAGE MANAGEMENT FROM CAL STATE FULLERTON. all between zones 2 and 3. Well mostly 3 on Earth.

VM: ok so the celebrity client base. Who are we dealing with here?

DD: um, what do you mean?

VM: MHIS CELEBRITY CLIENTS.

DD: Gwen Stefani, Cole Sprouse, Cameron Diaz, Margot Robbie, Diplo, The white stripes, Timothee Chalamet, Florence Pugh, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Anthony Karlo, Suki Waterhouse, Bill Skarsgard+ many more. Some of our brands are Origin natural energy, Waikea water, Fenty beauty, nudestix + sapphire sky cosmetics.

VM: Are you ever "starstruck" when meeting new celebs for publicity projects. ?

DD: Barely. I'm pretty used to networking with famous people. I come from a somewhat famous family background as well as my own personal endeavors- to say the least. And client /publicist confidentiality is the MOST important tool when creating promotional packages for celebrities. If any personal info about the celeb leeks that they don't want in the press or public eye, our PR team makes sure it's avoided. Yes, it's a tough job, very hard , but somebody's gotta do it…(laughs).

VM: Let's jump to what I'm reading here about your own entertainment career. Is celebrity publicist Des Duhfaux desiring to become a celebrity herself?

DD: Is that what it says? Ok well yea I'm working on new music under my stage name "Caryn Mixx" . I don't want to give too much away. But it's set to premiere in zone 3 @some point soon.

VM: Cool, so you are a musician too?

DD: my voice is my instrument, + light keyboard as well. So it's set .

VM: Interesting, I'll make sure to check that out. And you mentioned family life, or is that too private to discuss?

DD:: no . Not private, very public actually. I've spoken about my two failed marriages, virginity after rape + being an all around reformed human being that's taking it all in stride.

VM: rape? Sorry to hear that

DD: late years of high school. A student I had home studies with violated me at our designated testing location. I was mortified. Then two days later his older brother showed up + threatened to " bash my head in" if I told anyone. I was scared stiff.

VM: Did the case ever get reported?

DD: I didn't find the courage fast enough. This interview is it's debut.

VM: SO..that's why u feel two marriages failed?

DD: look, I'm going to be quite frank. The traumatic aftermath of rape had an affect on my psyche for roughly 3 yrs. I" revirginized", generated my next set of goals and moved on with my life. Around that point I enrolled in college and met my first husband.

VM: so what was that like?

DD: well mostly emotionless looks of love, "hand holding", & watching old classic films together+ that was about it. No sex.

VM: no sex?

DD: no sex. No trust. Has to be trust, then "relationship notary", and then more trust, then family approval, then possibly another glance at the possibility of intimacy.

VM: I see, ok so then the next marriage?

DD: after the first marriage I went back to working on my public relations internship through UC IRVINE in accordance with my public relations certificate. I met him through the college systems as well. It didn't work out because for some reason men want intimacy with a person they barely know. I'm still baffled as to how holding hands and kissing? Just isn't enough? Anyway, I'm over it.

VM: and you grew up in Burbank, CA?

DD: that's slightly off subject, but, yes.

VM: well is there anything else we should know about Des Duhfaux celebrity publicist+CO- CEO of MHI?

DD: Yea, that I'm from early zone 2 most specifically. Suzette, my partner + I grew up together, same everything. So we have a deep appreciation for zone 2, but, realistically I've been set to 1 and 3 to work on projects for other personas numerous times, so I'm not just involved in the publicity process, I'm a part of the "craft work" and onset process as well, by default.

VM: That's good news, well it was lovely talking to you.

DD: Oh sure, yea, thanks, u2.

[thatiranianphantom]

Another issue I find with celebs is when they act very pretentious Cole Sprouse is a great example this actually.

Yeah, he’s a treat isn’t he? My feeling is always it’s fine if you like a celebrity, if you think they’re hot or talented or nice or all of the above. But let’s remember social media is a curated image of them and we need to not pedestal them. I’m not a fan of the whole “cancelled” thing but they do need to be able to face consequences for bad behaviour, like all of us.

[tumblsexiestmemes]

TUMBLR CONTROVERSY BRACKER

[Image ID: a bracket of 22 contenders. the left side lists: i_am-fish vs Sixpence Heals; Rabid Loving vs Bone Stealing Witch; Dashcon vs Rose Christo; The Onceler vs Cole Sprouse; Miss Officer & Mr Truffles vs Tramp Stamps. the right side lists: The 100 False Flag vs Mishapocalypse; Toe Necklace vs John Green Cock Monologue; Russian Psyop vs RCDart; All or Nothing vs Hamilton AIDS Fantic; The Johnlock Conspiricy vs 2017 NSFW Ban; #girl vs Homestuck Shapie Bath]

Hey Folks here it is. some of these might not totally count as ‘controversies’ as much as things that happened to tumblr but we’re going with it anyways.

Round one will go up March 5th, at 12:30, CST, and will last a week.

if there are any I’m missing, let me know, I’ll squeeze in what I can.