#coldfire shitposting
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I think it would be funny if Tarrant shapeshifted into a really really unnaturally large bird and just picked up Damien and carried him away, screaming, in his claws.
#most inconspicuous and dignified form of travel#adult man gets carried off like a mouse being hunted by an owl or something#the coldfire trilogy#gerald tarrant#coldfire trilogy#coldfire#cs friedman#coldfire shitposting
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Brain Freeze: So whatcha thinkin about right now huh? ;3
Etrigan: How are you doing that with telepathy.
#Etrigan#Brain Freeze#shitpost#I'M SORRY IVE HAD THIS JOKE IN MY MIND SINCE LAST NIGHT#according to the wiki Blood and Etrigan both have at least mild telepathy so#I'm reaping the opportunities of a psychic metahuman that thinks demons are hot#oc x canon#ColdFire#working ship name#also Etrigan usually rhymes but I had no idea how to incorporate that
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“Be honest, Damien. You’ve always been attracted to things faewise, and here’s a true adept; would her looks have made much of a difference?”
.....huehuehue
#the puddle reads#or actually#here's a tag to block in case i shitpost my way through the whole series:#coldfire reread
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Damien every time someone so much as mentions the ocean in his presence, probably.
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Goddammit Amoril.
Well, no we weren't, no one was, you're terrible, but still, come ON, Wolfman McHubris, you idiot.
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Stupid, or an answer to like half of Erna's problems? 🤔
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