#cogarette

[swordshapedleaves]

My neighbor and his motion activated alarms and his floodlights and his shouting at anyone who walks by and his lethal force 🔫 warning signs and his fucking megaphone has me so fucking stressed.

I heard he told my partner's dad that he has switched to a nocturnal schedule so he can stay up to protect his house.

I hate him so much he's a hoarder but he's also super rich so he's just buying shit all the fucking time. He's got a ton of cars and one of them got stolen several months ago and it's been this spiral of paranoia and rage ever since.

Every confrontation he has with someone walking down our dead end street justifies his bullshit in his head. A homeless girl tried to sleep in the bushes across the street last week and he acts like he saved the neighborhood from some sort of actual danger. "She was setting up a camp! And I found some tinfoil! She was looking for a place to do drugs and sleep!"

Like dude. Literally everyone is looking for a place to do drugs and sleep.

[tepidironian]

[it2017]

on satyrday at the #clurb they played that song thats like "i like the girls that do drugs" and it was the first time I've ever heard it and it's beejn stuck in my head ever since

[rosespark2]

im so unbelievably close its unreal

[roigada]

we out here in da smog. da world is ending

[lethalbreadkills]

vent <3

[apas-95]

cogarette is Carcinogenic.....? oh shit. turns me into Crab

[platonicfrendswithsocrates]

was talkng to some people about which philosopher I would wanna get drunk with and everybody laughed at me when I said Socrates and they started booing and hissing and throwing lit cogarettes at me (we were inside mind you) and i think they might of stolen my wallet cause i havent seen it sinxe then. then they picked my up by the ankles and started shKing me until i three up and now im pretty sure i have to kill myself for the sake of my honor. what the hell i hate philosophy students

[yanquihash]

someone let me borrow a cogarette. i will pay you nack

[muckyschmuck]

the hunt is on, watch out floor cogarettes im coming tfor yuo

[orangegloom]

i need a cogarette last nights dream was SYRESSFUL

[lottie-dottie-gal]

// ooc

Lottie 🤝 Meerkat

PUNCHES THE WALL

COGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW CODED !!!!!!!!!

[nogchompa]

Cogarette that sucks back

[mallowmaenad]

hazbin hotel if i wrote it

gay spider: hey hazbin made a lasagna. 's pretty good.

radio man: it could use some more oregano. [lip smack] not gonna lie.

gay spider: that wasn't an invitation to eat directly from my plate, Nathaniel.

radio man: was the garlic pre-minced? it tastes pre-minced.

gay spider: what does that even mean? how can you taste that?

radio man: the mincing. i dont taste it.

hazbin: heyyy guys i made a lasagna! hows everyone in the hotel my friends!

radio man: oh yeah i saw. im not very hungry right now though.

vagina: i ate. the whole rest of the lasagna.

hazbin: oh my satan really you liked it that much?!

radio man: pre-minced.

vagina: mm?

radio man: the garlic was pre-minced.

vagina: how can you even taste that?

gay spider: that's what i was saying!

Hazbin: haha well i guess i'll have to bake another for vagina but first, we are going to hell-target to have sex in the plus size clothing section.

bartender muppet: how genius! nobody else will be there. except Ronnie the plus sized lesbian pit fiend. a character in this show. she is a "butch lesbian" and smokes cogarettes. she has a "strap"

radio man: William may i have the rest of your lasagna

gay spider: i thought you didn't like it and said you weren't hungry?

radio man: ya. i dont care i wanna eat it.

gay spider: fine. [pushes the plate towards the anthropomorphic jackalope man]

[jump cuts to porn wolf and richard horvitz pouring skim milk into an inflatable pool with enraptured fascination]

[tomatonibbler]

it constantly smells liek cogarettes in here and i dont amoke or anything but my friend does so maybe his residue is just all over the plce...frankly i find it hot so im not going to try to cover it up

[gorillaxyz]

lesbian murdoc outside the bar: *lifhting a cogarette* "i was 40 years old when you were born isnt that weird"

me, so drunk i cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"