#coffeechemicalenergy&acid

[aaabatteryy]

Barista!Dazai trying to cheer up assassin!Chuuya with spooky latte art, then when he realizes that Chuuya ends up staring into his cup with a really confused face wondering what the heck he's looking at, he ends up making lil kitties in Chuuya's drink from then on.

Dazai can tell Chuuya's straining to not smile. Naturally, since Chuuya has to keep up his scary appearance. Chuuya quits ordering those americanos and sticks to lattes for the (sometimes) cursed latte art, and sometimes he even just leaves his drink untouched and wonders if it's weird to feel bad for drinking it because it'll destroy the kitty??

Chuuya also thinking it's a dang shame he's still obligated to take out Dazai, because it means one day Chuuya will never return, the coffeeshop will spontaneously close down without a word as to why, and he'll never get to see the latte art made by Dazai's own hands again.

Maybe because I never claimed Chuuya would successfully assassinate Dazai and what would become of them hehehe

I COULD GO ON AND ON. SIGH.

PLEASE GO ON 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I COULD LISTEN FOREVER THEY'RE SO CUTE

i need to study your brain in a lab

ALSO WHERE ARE THOSE LATTE ARTS FROM THEYRE CUUUTE

[aaabatteryy]

how did you know it was me?!?!??

perhaps i need to practice some more... (and yes, pookie, you need those)

i'm soooo jealous, it's still hot and humid here...... i hate having to walk to my classes, it's horrible and i can't layer more than two times :,( but i'm doing alright otherwise! watched final destination with my mom today and started writing a fic :3c

chews on the bones of thee

NO WAYYY I need those I think

I'm feeling pretty boneless rn and you're the culprit I knew it /lhj

also, how are you doing :3 it's nice and cool and rainy here and I'm so glad because it's actually sorta sweater weather

[aaabatteryy]

grumpy/sunshine trope but it's skk........

Dazai being an actual ray of sunshine while still managing to make Chuuya's job and life more difficult. Chuuya just wants to get that money but he can't do that if Dazai's alive 😭 Chuuya visiting Dazai's coffee shop constantly and unintentionally becoming a regular Dazai gets to know by name and Chuuya's just like, dang, he didn't realize how hard taking out some barista would be. DAZAI GIVES HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

I LOVE YOUR BRAIN MWAH MWAH MWAH

I NEED U TO TAG ME IF YOU DO MORE WITH THIS IDEA!!!!!

[aaabatteryy]

why does it feel like it's just a generally eepy day ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ I wanna go home

fr, i was eepy all day (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀) i was this close to going honk-shoo-mimimimimimimi in the dentist's chair

[aaabatteryy]

I would love to hear more about your fic!! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ I'll even set up a lil tent and sleeping bag and start a fire while you do

ooooooooo, I'll grab the marshmallows and drinks!

'm assuming this is about the Flatland-Gravity Falls one? if not, i'm sorry (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

sooooooooooo, i really like love Flatland, and it got me thinking about how Bill is from a 2D world like A Square (he's also called Esquire in the movie?) and how Bill never wanted to destroy or "liberate" his dimension as he says in tbob. And in the 2007 movie, Esquire is removed from his home dimension of 2D "Flatland" and brought up into Spaceland (the 3D plane) by A Sphere without ever harming Flatland or the people inside it to show Esquire the Third Dimension and prove it's existence. (we get to see a First Dimension and one that is quite literally just a dot. that is the entire dimension.)

So I was thinking, what if Stanford somehow found out about Bill and his desire to leave the second dimension, and created something to successfully bring Bill up into third dimension without quite literally destroying all but a piece the size of a spec of dust of his 2D home? I mean, since Bill is a dream demon, and can see through sigils that resemble himself, they could accidentally stumble across one another and work together to meet in 3D.

And, since the direction of "up" was illegal to even talk about, Bill could then take his new found knowledge and maybe even proof of the third dimension to try and tell the others in his home dimension about it like Esquire does in Flatland after being returned from Spaceland