#code vein shitpostingprime

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You'd think after having played Code Vein many, many times I'd get the layout of map down.

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Louis: I hate when people text me 'GM' like well General Motors to you too

Yakumo: I text you ONE time and I never hear the end of it

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Seras(CV): If you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your blood bead on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Silva: Wilkos, you didn’t.

Seras: …

Jack, pinching the bridge of his nose: five minutes...I left you alone for five minutes.

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Me, making an OC: *slaps them hard on the back like a car sales man does to car* this bad boy/girl is going to have so much fucking trauma

Vaguely thought out idea: ..can I, uh, no—

Victoria, Faye, Seras (GE3) and Seras (CV): New, huh? Well, welcome to the boulevard of broken lives.

Me: what is trauma but yet another spice in this scheme we call life, my guys?

Vaguely thought out idea: …. *Grabs alcohol*

Victoria, sliding the world's strongest beverage: yeah, uh, that's not going to cut it. They've been listening to my goodbye by Epic, Good for Your by dear evan Hansen, and Ruthlessness by Epic.

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That Time I Beat Hellfire Knight! Will I Be Able to Again? Probably not.

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MC: "I'll be okay" he says and then just proceeds to wipe the floor with me

Louis: Are they alright?

Yakumo: Like are we asking physically or mentally?

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Louis: Are you okay?

MC: I'm fine.

Louis: You don't look fine.

MC: Then stop looking.

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MC: Strawberry blonde is the rose gold of hair colors

Jack: Get out. It's too early for your shit.

Yakumo: Now hold up...

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MC: * looking at all the mist* it'll be fine y'all

Louis: Great then let's go

MC: *steps into the water* No

Yakumo: what's wrong?

MC: this is how you get your own first 48 episode

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MC: *shaking Yakumo awake* scooch over, I want to sleep

Yakumo: were you listening to unexplained encounters again?

MC: irrelevant. Now move over so I don't get dragged in my sleep

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MC: so hear me out. What if we just let the crazy dude do what he wants and we just observe...you for science

Louis: Absolutely not

MC: Was worth a try. I'll go get ready.

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Louis: I promise not to betray you

MC: You probably could and I wouldn't blame you

Louis: what

MC: what

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MC: *waking up* Five more minutes

Louis: You literally just respawned

MC: Yeah and I want to sleep so shush

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MC: *staring intently at the glasses behind the bar*

Yakumo: are they okay?

Louis: we'll have to ask Jack if anything happened on their last outing

Jack: *without looking up from his papers* MC do NOT dare to break any of those

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Random revenant: *talking about how MC is now a thrall* Pay attention!

MC: Just 'cause you're accurate does not mean you're interesting

Io: pft

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Louis: where is MC?

MC: *playing genshin impact in a corner* oh no work