#co3k: back to the sing! quotes

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Mr Min is on the floor, with foam coming out of his mouth

Big D: Mr Yin, what in the name of underground have you done to your Brother!?

Mr Yin: well, um... I haven't done anything, bossss! He jussst.... Um... Fell on the floor, with ssssome foam coming out of hissss mouth.

Mr Min: *raising his head up* he gave me beer and I feel uncounsssiesssly. *Falls back down*

Big D: ... ...did you really?

Mr Yin: no. Dont lisssten to him. He'ssss lying.

Mr Min: no, you are.

Mr Yin: ssshut up, you're ssssupposssed to be dead.

Mr Min: okay. *Falls back down*

Big D, facepalming: I swear, you two are such idiots...

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Buddy Z: Fraaank! There's a dead chicken in our house!

Frank: ohhhh! Heyy! How did he get heah?

Buddy Z: Fraaank! What did you do!?

Frank: Me? I- *stuttering* I didn't do this!

Buddy Z: explain what happend, Frank!

Frank: I've never seen it before in ma life!

Buddy Z: why did you kill this chicken, Frank!?!?

Frank: I don't kill animals! That is— that is my least favorite thing to do!

Buddy Z: tell me, Frank... Exactly what ya were doin' before I got home!..

Frank: a'ight, well... I was upstairs.

Buddy Z: okay...

Frank: I was uhh... I was sittin' in ma room...

Buddy Z: yes...?

Frank: readin' a book...

Buddy Z: go on...

Frank: and uh, well... This chicken got inside..

Buddy Z: okay...

Frank: so I went up to it...

Buddy Z: yes..?

Frank: and I uh... Stabbed it 37 times in the chest!

Buddy Z: ...FRAAAANK! THAT KILLS ANIMALS!

Frank: Ohhh! OH— oh, wow! Well, I uh— I didn't know that!

Buddy Z: how could you not know that!?

Frank: yeah I'm in the wrong here... I suck.

Buddy Z: what happend to it's legs?

Frank: what's tha'?

Buddy Z: it's legs! Why— why are they missin'?!

Frank: oh! I uhhh... I kinda cooked them up! And ate 'em.

Buddy Z: ...Fraaaaank!...

Frank: oh well, I was hungry! And well, when ya crave chicken legs! That's-

Buddy Z: why on earth would ye do that!?

Frank: I was hungry for chicken legs! Gimme a break!

Buddy Z: Fraaaaank!

Frank: my stomach was makin' the rumblies.

Buddy Z: Fraank!

Frank: that only chicken legs would satisfy.

Buddy Z: what is wrong with you, Frank!?

Frank: well, I- I kill chickens and I eat chicken legs, that's— that's two things!

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Big D: see you all later. *He then goes up from the ceiling, making a Giant roof on the roof of the big stageroom appear*

Sunny, Lil' D, and literally everyone else from the reboot cast look up at the hole

Then suddenly a girl scream is Heard! And they look at the double door, just to see Jan letting out a girl scream while looking up at the hole

Jan: AAAAAAH!!! *His normal voice now* theres a giant hole in the roof, ja.

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Sunny, whispering: y'all, don't tell Bullfrog, but... He's short as hell.

A sound of clearing throat is heard behind Sunny, and he turns around to see Bullfrog

Bullfrog, glaring up at Sunny: I heard that, Sunny.

Sunny: naw you didn't.

Bullfrog pulls Sunny down just to pinch him hardly on the back of his neck

Sunny: OW- OW!? DAMN!

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Philly Phil, about to do a split on a camera: H-O-T T-O G-O! *he does the split and he screams a bit* AAAH!

Philly Phil: I did a split on the camera, and I cant get up!! CAN YOU PLEASE COME GET ME!?!

Tamika, giggling: LOSER!

Philly Phil: PUH-LEAAAAAAAAASE!!

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Tanya, sobbing: MY CAT DIED TODAY!!!

Lil' D: get a new one.

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Philly Phil has the past Sunny, cheddar man, Lucius and Jan and how they literally looked during the "funkaneers" time, and he looks at the mirror and he can see them behind him

Philly Phil: oh, it's just the funkaneers... FUNKANEERS!? OH MY GOD IT'S THE FUNKANEERS!!!

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Sulu, with wasps going around him, and waving his hand a bit: my goodness, where are all these wasps coming from...

He then accidentaly slaps Lucius, making him fall forward and down

Lucius: ow!?..

Sulu: oh... Oh my goodness..!

Sulu helps Lucius go back up

Sulu: Mr Lucius, I'm terribly sorry... Here, accept these flowers as an apology to my terrible behaviour. *He gives Lucius some Purple flowers* besides that, I shouldn't waste any more of your precious time. Thank you, my fair gentleman.

Sulu then walks away

Lucius: *he slowly starts smiling* aw... what a gentleman... I don't think my Janny would do this since he's allergic to flowers. *He cackles a bit*

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POV: everyone when they see Sunny's old mentor in the episode "My mentor" of "co3k: bttS!":

Philly Phil: Woah, Mr. Bullfrog... I expected that you'd be much older now since we're in the reboot!

Bullfrog: older than what?

Tamika, rolling her eyes: the pyramids, you old fatass pig.

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Salieri walks by

Cheddar man: *he pulls out a spray and sprays it on Salieri* pew!

Salieri, turning to cheddar man: excuse me, did you just spray something on me!?

Cheddar man: yeah! At uh, at 7 PM, monday And its 95 degrees, And YO PUSSY STANK!

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Lil' D, Madison, Philly Phil, Tamika, Eddie, Kim, and Kam are making some food at 3 AM

Sunny: WHAT'S GOIN' ON HEAH?!?

Madison: BWECKFAST!!

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Philly Phil, showing off his "LET'S EAT!" shirt: lets eat, beetch!

Spotlights then fall

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Sunny: boi, where the haoes at? YAY YUHH! *He falls into the pool* OH CRA-

Eddie: AAAAAAAAAAH!! GET OUT OF THE POOL WHAT'RE YOU DOIN!?

Sunny: BEETCH I FELL OFF! YOU AINT SEE THAT CRAP! SHUT THE FOCK UP!

Madison: OMG! CHEDDAR MAN LOOK SUNNY'S CHEATING ON YOU! HE FELL HERE IN MISS MILA'S POOL!

Sunny: OH HO HO CRAP! HOW THE FOCK Y'ALL FIND ME? HAHAHAH-

Cheddar man: YO BOOTY THINK THIS CRAP IS A JOKE?! IM DIVORCING YOUR BEETCHASS!

Philly Phil: CHEDDAR MAN SHUT THE FOCK UP YOU STUPID BEETCH! YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT DIVORCING WITH YOUR BROKE ASS BEETCH, HE PAYS ALL THE BILLS, HE HAS THE MONEY! YOU'RE GOIN' TO STAY, SO SHUT UP!

Cheddar man: YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT!

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Sunny: my ex is crazy, y'all. I've had him blocked on everythin' for years and yet he still manages to find ways to contact me!

Then a ringtone is heard in Sunny's kitchen, and on the Microwave it says that salieri's calling him

Sunny: bro, this is what I'm talkin' about, look- HE'S CALLIN' ME ON MA MICROWAVE!! HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! I-I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MICROWAVES COULD DO THA- HOW'S HE DOIN' THAT!? THAT'S ACTUALLY IMPRESSIVE, YOU GO, SALIERI!

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Philly Phil, with a microphone on the table: *whispering in a ASMR way* okay, okay... Imma be real quiet now, since everyone's asleep... ... *Earrape* THIS IS PHILLY FOCKIN' PHIL ON THE MIC!!!!

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A hairdresser is shaving Jan's hair to be very short

The hairdresser: that'll be five dollars.

Jan: sorry, lost my wallet.

The hairdresser: but I've already cut your hair!

Jan: oh well, guess theres nothing you can do about it now, ja.

Jan then gets out of the hair salon, his hair again long and in ponytail

Jan: that son of a beetch.