Can you just imagine you’re a skater and you travel down to South Park for a competition but when you walk into the rink you see:
-The captain of the hockey team pulling every risky stunt he can, almost getting himself killed multiple times
-Some blond kid in dirty ass clothing wrestling with some some brunette and just as you think they’re gonna hurt each other, they start making out
-Two blond kids hanging at the edge of the rink and for the most part they seem normal but then one of them starts shaking so much it looks like he’s vibrating and going to combust any second now and the other is yelling curses and slurs
-Some British kid is going apeshit on some French guy over French people existing
-This demonic looking guy setting shit on fire just by looking at it
-Another blond guy who looks normal enough but the second he says something about being Mormon to the group they all start screaming
-This fat fuck calling someone a “faggy little princess figure skater” over call then getting screamed at he was speaking with on the phone
-This rich looking guy and some weird dude who won’t speak staring at everyone with their arms crossed and a look that’s screams: “you’re father and I are very disappointed in you.”
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South Park Masterlist 5.0 🌠
Blog Introduction/Request Rules
🌈 The Main Four 🌈
💙 Stan Marsh ❄️
Stan with a bunny s/o
Stan playing fun run 3 with his s/o
Stan with a s/o who's parents that owns a bakery
Stan with a s/o who has heterochromia
Yandere Stan with a scared s/o
Stan with a s/o who S harms
Stan with a s/o who is good at videogames
Christmas Day with Stan
Stan with a suicidal mother like s/o
Stan with a non talkative s/o
Stan with a clingy s/o
Stan with a fallen angel s/o
Stan with a sleepy s/o inside a ball
Stan taking care his sick s/o
Stan with a s/o who's into PDA
💚 Kyle Broflovski 🧃
Kyle with a bunny s/o
Kyle playing fun run 3 with his s/o
Kyle with a s/o who's parents that owns a bakery
Kyle having a crush on his s/o
Kyle with a s/o who has heterochromia
Kyle watching Bluey with his s/o
Kyle with a s/o who S harms
Kyle with a s/o who is good at videogames
Christmas Day with Kyle
Kyle with a suicidal mother like s/o
Kyle with a non talkative s/o
Kyle with a clingy s/o
Kyle with a fallen angel s/o
Kyle with a Hispanic s/o
Kyle with a sleepy s/o inside a ball
Kyle with a s/o that is affectionate to Ike instead of him
Kyle taking care of his sick s/o
Stealing Kyle's hat
Kyle with a s/o who opens up because they're comfortable around him
Kyle with a s/o who's into PDA
❤️ Eric Cartman 🍁
Cartman with bunny s/o
Cartman playing fun run 3 with his s/o
Cartman with a s/o who's parents that owns a bakery
Cartman with a s/o who has heterochromia
Cartman with a s/o who S harms
Cartman with a s/o who is good at videogames
Christmas Day with Cartman
Cartman with a non talkative s/o
Cartman with a clingy s/o
Cartman with a fallen angel s/o
Cartman with a sleepy s/o inside a ball
Cartman taking care of his sick s/o
Cartman with a s/o who's into PDA
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧀
Kenny with a bunny s/o
Kenny with a s/o who's parents that owns a bakery
Kenny with a s/o who has heterochromia
Kenny watching Bluey with his s/o
Kenny with a s/o who S harms
Kenny with a s/o who is good at videogames
Christmas Day with Kenny and Karen
Kenny with a family rich angel s/o
Kenny with a suicidal mother like s/o
Kenny with a non talkative s/o
Kenny with a clingy s/o
Kenny with a fallen angel s/o
Kenny with a sleepy s/o inside a ball
Kenny with a s/o that is affectionate to Karen instead of him
Kenny taking care of his sick s/o
Kenny with a s/o who's into PDA
🍰 Craig and those guys 🍰
💙 Craig Tucker 💛
Craig playing fun run 3 with his s/o
Craig with a cuddly outgoing male s/o
Christmas Day with Craig
Craig with a suicidal mother like s/o
Yandere Craig with Tweek alphabet
Craig with a sleepy s/o inside a ball
Craig with a s/o that is affectionate to Tricia instead of him
Craig taking care of his sick s/o
Craig with a s/o who opens up because they're comfortable around him
Craig with a s/o who's into PDA
💛 Tweek Tweak 🌼
Tweek with a cuddly outgoing male s/o
Christmas Day with Tweek
Yandere Tweek with Craig alphabet
💜 Token Black 🍏
Token with a cuddly outgoing male s/o
🤎 Clyde Donovan 🎁
Clyde with a cuddly outgoing male s/o
Clyde with a suicidal mother like s/o
💛 Jimmy Valmer 📀
Jimmy with a cuddly outgoing male s/o
🔆 Other Characters 🔆
💛 Butters Scotch 🌽
Butters watching Bluey with his s/o
🖤 Wendy Testaburger 🍧
Wendy playing fun run 3 with her s/o
💛 Bebe Stevens ⚜️
❤️ Damien Thorn 🍂
Damien with a ftm s/o
💛 Phillip pip Pirrup 🍍
Pip watching Bluey with his s/o
Pip with an outcast s/o
💚 Heidi Turner 🪷
🧡 Timmy Burch 🪑
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