#clxwnprinceofcrime

[missazura]

hes so in love guys what is this

[curioosity]

@clxwnprinceofcrime

It was close to 3 in the afternoon now, and Azura anxiously awaits for her dreadful date to come and pick her up. The woman in a bright yellow dress (picked so that if she goes missing, people would have a better idea on what she clearly wore last) paces in the hallway, watching the glass window on the main door, biting down on her fingers to soothe herself.

"This was a bad idea, why did I agree to this? I can't let him kill people because of a rejection, but, oooooh- that clown isn't really worth all the trouble-"

[maskedcrusade]

I'm trying to keep her from becoming a monster like you. She might like you now, but that's because you've got her blinded from the truth. That this is nothing but a game, and you're using her as a pawn.

She'll know better once she's far, far away from you.

[He grabs the clown by the lapels, hoisting him up.]

Where is she?

[His smile twitches, his eyes blank for a second before he quickly shifts into a cackle. Slapping his knee and wiping a fake tear, he sighs.]

How wicked of you, Bats! I can't possibly expect to get through to you, so stubborn. However, she does love me, she gets me and because I'm the only one who's willing to love ALL of her.

People like you are so desperate to chain my Zura down. Force her into boxes and shame her for simply feeling, but I don't do that. That's why she loves me, that's what keeps her coming back!

Not to mention, my good lucks and clown charisma!

[crypticpara]

"I can't let you go Hide away, hide away from me Hide away, hide away from me Hide away, hide away from me Or you lose Or you lose"

Gift to @missazura with her beloved @clxwnprinceofcrime

[missazura]

the happy (clown) couple

[missazura]

sickness

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Understandable, have a nice day Mr. The Joker. I hope you know this is the funniest day of my life

Hearing the way the Joker talks about Batman from his cell is fucking insane. You think they ever explored eachothers bodies ?

[missazura]

i've been screaming internally about this the whole DAY

[missazura]

Hello, I got something to tell you But it's crazy, I got something to show you So give me just one more chance, one more glance And I will make of you another believer

Guess what? You got more than you bargained Ain't it crazy? You got more than you paid for So give me just one more chance, one more glance One more hand to hold

@clxwnprinceofcrime

[missazura]

literally my worst nightmare /j

[missazura]

@clxwnprinceofcrime

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[mcssedup-blog]

@clxwn-prince-of-crxme

send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours@clxwn-prince-of-crxme

[bxbyfirefly]

clxwnprinceofcrime replied to your post:alt!

*grabby hands for Harls*

I'm in the process of rebuilding her blog.  I had one, and then I lost my password  so i'm revamping anyway. I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU SO FAST THO

[thedoctornumber11]

The clxwnprinceofcrime has encountered the Doctor

((This is a welcome starter for clxwnprinceofcrime))

"I've heard of you Joker."

"Get out of here.  You aren't welcome here."

[missazura]

i had to draw these as a reminder that shit's WHACK hgfkdHFKJSD

context in rp:

i messed up his robbery by shooting at him before he could, i assumed, kill/torture the hostages. he got real pissed and chased me up the rooftop before batman showed up at the last second.

joker gets arrested, i get escorted by the police force to make sure that i get out of gotham as quickly as possible. while i was packing my last things, joker shows up at my door- having killed the cops and detectives outside to pick me up.

after the crime free date we had, i tried to break up with him by being honest that we're not gonna work out since... he's a murderer and a criminal. pretty self explanatory. he did not take that well and proceeded to "fix" me by injecting me with toxin.

attempted to run away by stealing his car, locking him out and drove off. his henchmen stopped me before i could escape and swerve into a funhouse where i ran off to hide. he catches up to me and HATED how much trouble i caused.

batman saves me again and joker sends me a letter thats laced with scarecrow's fear toxin. starts to hallucinate about clowns and eventually joker essentially begging me to stay. felt pity for him only to find out that's not. a hallucination joker. i'm back in his arms for the time being................... (fear)

[missazura]

jokerzura adventures