#clueless company

[nyamcattt]

i just knowww they make out on overwatch's time

[glazed-tericotta]

Jimmy flips someone off, uwus, then twerks within the span of 60 seconds. I cannot make this up if I wanted to

[lady-pe4nut]

Makes you wanna kick a fat kid at K mart. They edged us so much 😭

[wannabeyakuza]

My fav part of MOWE was Faust doing the actual bare minimum to evade questions and Dante just randomly starts hyping her up like she was playing 4D chess. I love the funny clock person. They are very entertaining.

[yourspeirs]

John D. "Cowboy" Halls

[doom-dreaming]

okay i'm still very awake so you're all gonna have to deal with me red-stringing about character bullshit until i fall asleep. i Know i'm making a big post about this but i don't care

why. this is the first instance of mark being designated as the one in charge when a higher-up (fred, in this case) isn't present. but why. they were only trapped in the slipspace fuckeryzone for a few days relative to normal space-time and i don't think anything drastic happens (with these guys) in glasslands? at least according to the wiki it doesn't. why did being integrated into blue team suddenly disrupt team saber's former command structure?

did they plan to kill mark off at the very start of this? was this all a long game to give mark enough of a foothold as an Important Character to make his death have more impact? does troy denning just like him more? how much weight did his personal preferences even play in this? why do the gammas suddenly start bantering when they're in danger and alone with a woman they just met? why do mark and ash seem to switch personalities every other chapter? why is this worse than i remember it being when i first read it a few months ago?

[amystarrstuff]

committing the project moon fan cardinal sin by getting attached to samjo by reason of him being a silly little guy

[my-anime-goods]

Jijou wo Shiranai Tenkousei ga Guigui Kuru. (My Clueless First Friend) - Taiyou Takada and Akane Nishimura Plushes by Good Smile Company. Release: September 2023

[mikhaelidea]

This inkling was supposed to just be some random poor unfortunate inkling that came across Turnip Boy, but I became really attached to both of them. I called the inkling "Merry". Merry and Turnip Boy, alongside Glazelily (I haven't drawn him), now live together. They are housemates your honor.

Special thank you to Rin for making me draw them because of the first Turnip Boy stream:

"Wait, is this Splatoon?! Where humanity died off from a nuclear explosion, but instead of squid it was the vegetables?!" — Rin Penrose (not word per word)

Then I made this when they announced Big Big Run and someone made an apocalypse inkoming theory. "Even when the world is about to end, I still couldn't figure you out, Turnip Boy."

They are besties, they are housemates, I love them a normal amount.

[cat-of-starlight]

Me playing "Library of Runia" and "Limbus Company" like-

Me, a casual player, putting my funny little characters together while the Pro Gamers™ debate about character/mechanic meta

[gongziyus]

me: asks my sister for help [after resentfully/passive aggressively not asking for a week]

my sister [interrupting me]: i can’t help you

me: asks an ed director to get the assistants to help me [after weeks of doing most all the work myself]

ed director: i offered but no one volunteered

me to my therapist: i feel like everything i do i have to do by myself

my therapist: why do you feel that way

me: ..............................

[vamptastic]

generally idgaf about chatgpt or ai in general. i think ppl fearmongering about it are on the same level as like, people who think robotics is evil because boston dynamics exists. i do also think LLMs are mostly useless in their current form and the only place they should really occupy in creative endeavors is being used to expedite the process of finding inspiration, which is really just a faster way of googling what you want to draw/write/produce and looking at examples manually. it sucks that it's marketed as the future of writing or whatever so that ppl who research it can get funding, it sucks that some people who work on this technology genuinely believe that, but the technology itself won't stop existing and shouldn't stop existing. genuinely baffled at how quickly people will decide some random extremely broad category of thing is the devil incarnate based on a telephone game of misinformation and also like, science fiction.

[sugoroo]

ʚɞ warnings: fem!reader, obsessive behaviour, pervy geto, stalking, penetration (p in v), doggystyle, fingering, oral (f receiving), creampie, hints of yandere, 18+ minors dni.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who notices you the moment you first attend one of his classes, immediately singling you out among the small group of his regulars laying down their mats.

he's never seen someone so young and pretty in his studio before — most of his customers were married middle-aged women old enough to be his mother. but not you.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who takes a very keen interest in you from that very first session, his sharp gaze never leaving you for long each time you come in. to his dismay, however, you always take the spot right at the back of the room, meaning he has to crane his neck around all of the gossiping older ladies to get a good look at you. hmm, that won't do.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who keeps you behind one day after a class, subtly suggesting that you move closer to the front so he can 'get a clearer look' at your progress. and if you catch on to the real reason he wants you closer, you don't say anything; so he assumes you bought the excuse. perfect.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who, once you begin working right at the front, gets more and more handsy as time goes on. what began as just a light brush of his fingers to improve your positioning turns into him fully grasping your hips to manoeuvre your body the way he wants.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who isn't oblivious to the jealous looks cast in your direction from the other women when he does this. he just pays them no mind; he's not interested in them, after all. only you.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who finds himself becoming increasingly obsessed with you after each session, talking yoga instructor!gojo's ear off about how pretty you are and how utterly delicious the arch of your back is when he gets everyone to do the downward dog stretch.

his friend laughs but reminds him that it's strictly against the rules of the yoga studio to get involved with a customer (as if he cares about such trivial things like that.)

pervy yoga instructor!geto who starts insisting on you staying behind after every single class, claiming it would be good for you to have some one-on-one sessions with him to hone your skills. when you don't protest, he thinks you must either be completely clueless or into him just as much as he is you. he really hopes it's the latter.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who uses these private classes to get you to do various risqué positions for him that definitely aren't real yoga stretches. but what you don't know can't hurt you, right?

pervy yoga instructor!geto whose mood becomes sour once you stop attending his sessions. had he gone too far? did you think he was a creep? he didn't even care if you filed a report about him for his behaviour at this point — as long as it meant he got to see you at the subsequent meeting.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who only lasts a few weeks before he's rifling through the customer files in his office, yanking out your folder and scanning the page.

once he finds your address, he's in his car and on the way there, breaking every speed limit on the way. and before he even knows it, he's outside your house, peeking in through the window.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who spots you curled up on your couch, crying softly in front of the television while spooning ice cream into your pretty mouth. and suddenly, all his previous anger is replaced with concern. he hasn't even formed an excuse to explain why he's here before he's knocking on the door.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who hurriedly tells you that "it's company policy to check on customers who haven't attended sessions for a certain amount of time", mentally patting himself on the back when you seem to buy it and let him into your apartment.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who listens intently as you spill all the details about your cheating asshole of a boyfriend. so that's why you've been absent. but don't worry — he can make you forget all about that worthless scum. after all, he didn't deserve you anyway!

suguru could treat you so much better. and he will, if you let him.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who kisses your tears away, hushing you softly and whispering in your ear about how beautiful you are and how he's had his eye on you since you first entered his studio. (he leaves out the part where he's fucked his fist to the thought of you in those tight little yoga pants countless times. he doesn't want to scare you off!)

pervy yoga instructor!geto who starts by running his hands over your perfect body he's been imagining touching just like this for so long, burying his head between your soft thighs and eating you out like it's his last meal until you're all nice and gushy.

he only stops when your tears of sadness turn into those of pleasure, until you're practically begging him to fuck you.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who starts by fucking you nice and slow on your couch in missionary, praising you over and over in that silken purr of his like you deserve. but soon enough he's flipping your body around, putting you in the yoga position that you always do the best for him; downward dog, ruthlessly rutting his fat cock into you from behind like an animal.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who has to use all of his willpower to make sure you cum on his cock first before he lets go himself, despite the fact he could've busted a nut the second he eased into your warm, tight little pussy.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who watches in silent satisfaction as his goopy cum oozes out of your abused cunt, quickly fingering it right back inside to make sure not a single drop goes to waste. "it's all for you, sweet baby." he murmurs, voice raspy and deep.

pervy yoga instructor!geto who effortlessly carries your exhausted body to your bedroom bridal style, cooing in your ear the entire way about how you're his now, and he's going to take such good care of you, his favourite girl.

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NEXT PART -> pervy lifeguard!gojo

[labec99]

In the mindstate at work today of spewing a bunch of information and bullshit into an email and thinking "go with god" as I hit send because it is now their problem and no longer mine.

Surprisingly productive.

[somedudewithantlers]

i want financial compensation for my first (and maybe only??? help) non-fictional crush being on brendon fking urie. what number do i call for the financial compensation

[liesonthefloordramatically]

I tried to make myself perfect. I tried to make myself strong. And I walked in straight lines, hands by my sides.