#clown-in-a-tinhat moments

[akookminsupporter]

I'm amazed by Jikook's ability to hold their breaths underwater. Like, I know they have powerful lungs, seeing their choreo and their vocals, they've been in the industry for over a decade, but they make it so effortless I forgot they were doing all their shenanigans while submerged in water, like, yes my mind is utterly blown.

PS When we say that Jikook are on the same wavelength, we mean it. Jimin in 100% health (jumping from the yacht w/o a lifevest), goofing in the pool (for God knows how long). Plus, the seemingly quiet routine that they have after the pool, asking what they're going to do next, lazing around, jumping on Jungkook's bed, but so in sync, so ingrained, I can't explain it, but the way they seamlessly fall on the bed.

PPS *tinhat and clown face* Just for fun and out of curiosity, I read a wikihow article about when to tell if 2 people are secretly dating. It's quite interesting to read those 12 points since I had moments in mind as an example for each one. Again, all for fun and not meant to be taken seriously, just quite interesting 😌

Yes! I was also impressed by how long they can hold their breath underwater.

PS: Yes! Exactly.

PPS: 😂😂

[the-rollerchloster]

There's so many layers to 💙💚💛 being the answer...

Blue + Yellow = Green; Jensen needing his blue and his yellow to be himself 😭😭😭

I'm blaming @blanketforcas for that revelation, but it's just too perfect to leave in tags.

Clowning on main, after clowning all day, I'm super tired and need to go to sleep, but also need answers...

So we all agree...

Misha is 💙

Jensen is 💚

Correct?

Question I have is...

What colour is Danneel?

[hawaii-shirt-queer]

I have this friend. She didn’t saw one episode of spn. And she ships jenmish. How? Quote: “I have eyes and I am able to see”. End of the quote.

I watched the jib10 panel on my phone and she saw it and she immediately was like: they look cute together. Are they together? I was like ha what?! [And i say it again never saw them!!! ] I said no but a lot of people ship them. She finished the panel with me. After that i send her some link for tumblr post that shows some “moments�� they had and she always says stuff like: They are soo cute and You can really see that they like each other.

So jenmish is obvious and have a nice day.

Here is a small chat. First is about the alma theory ,second was about jib10 and third is just cuteness

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[sortasirius]

“Carry On” and...Yikes.

Well clowns, looks like the clown calls were coming from inside the house this entire time.

I so desperately wish I wasn’t writing this right now.  I so wish that I could be writing something better, something joyful, something happy about this fifteen year journey with these characters.  It seems as though the show had other ideas, so in we go.

So...the dog was cool.  Also interesting that Dean was back to his breakup/grieving coping mechanisms: not making his bed, messy room, beer all over the place, Sam making breakfast, etc.

So I guess I better just start off with how...off this episode felt in regards to Dean specifically. Idk why he suddenly wanted a dog and Sam had no real interest in one, since the opposite has been true for, idk, fifteen years, but whatever, I was willing to let it go.

I thought the pie thing was a sweet scene, it was funny and nice and a good button on Dean’s pie thing.

Weird to, you know, bring up Cas and not mention his tragic ass deal and why he got got, but whatever.

I cannot physically believe that this MOTW aspect was, quite literally, so much of the plot.  Like...we figured that it was going to be an aspect, but for it to be SO MUCH?  Bruh.  I am such a fucking fool lmfao.

Again, cool to see Cas’ coat in the back.  Too bad it wasn’t addressed.

Jenny.  Bitch.  Come on.  Of ALL the villains in the FIFTEEN YEARS of Supernatural.  Jenny.  Who was in....one....episode.  Ok.

I mean that line about the high school thing was funny, I did laugh at that moment.  Fuck I love Dean Winchester.

I cannot believe I specced so much about the barn scene.  Are y’all telling me that “The Night We Met” is being claimed by......Sam and Dean.  Fuck off.

I mean, I thought Dean was going to die, and the scene actually did play out pretty similarly to how I thought.  It was probably the most powerful moment in the episode.  I am very glad that it was Dean’s choice, his choice and his peace to let go. 

“Let me look at you.  There he is.  I am so proud of you, Sam.”

I do love this, I love this because Dean is able to look at his work, the man that he raised, and tell him these things.  He was Sam’s parent, he raised Sam into the man he is today, and he should be damn proud of that.

I do love this most of scene, I really do, I love my boys, these brothers so damn much, and at least, at the very least, I have this scene of them.

Forehead touch was weird, I’m just gonna say it.

I feel like most of this episode was montages lol.  I mean I always hate sad Sam but at this point I still fully felt like we were going to get closure and we just...didn’t.

The Austin number was a cool detail, I liked that bc I picked up on it right away (since, you know, my phone is a 512 number lmao).

What a lackluster goodbye to the Bunker.  I had no clue that was going to be the last time we saw it ever.

FUCK AT LEAST I GOT MY DAMN HEAVEN BAR.

The scene with Bobby was nice, it was good to see him.  We did get our remade Heaven, that’s also nice to know.

“It ain’t just Heaven, Dean.  It’s the Heaven you deserve.”

He does deserve this.  An open Heaven, the people he loves, finally some peace, he deserves that, and I am glad that he got it.

Our second Cas mention.  Great.  Thanks guys.

I mean thanks Jim and Jensen for the microexpressions I guess lmao.

So I am supposed to believe.  That Dean.  Whose entire arc has been speaking his truth, specifically speaking his truth to Cas.  Where he has been stopped twice before this season.  Is going to just drive around in circles for forty years until Sam gets there?  Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

And Sam gets married and has a kid that he names Dean, and the unspecified dark haired woman in the back of the ten minute montage is supposed to be enough for me to buy that it’s Eileen?  Bruh.

Also it’s BACK TO BACK MONTAGES???  WITH TWO VERSIONS OF CARRY ON WAYWARD SON?

Sam’s age makeup????  Hello????  AT FIRST THEY DIDN’T EVEN AGE HIM THEY JUST PUT HIM IN A WIG?????

That cover of Wayward Son did slap but was it enough?  No.

Even that bridge moment didn’t hit right because Sam didn’t cross it?  He was just suddenly there.

It just fucking sucks.  It sucks that their reunion doesn’t land right because they...didn’t do anything when they were apart.  Sam had his kid sure but Dean literally just drove around.  No mention of Cas or of Eileen.  Nothing.  So the last moment of this show I love feels tainted and hollow and just wrong.

It sucks.  I’m not going to lie.  But the worst thing about it?  Is that it doesn’t make any sense.  I have not spent two years of my life picking apart the writing rooms in Supernatural, lauding this current team for what they’ve accomplished for it to end like this.  I know many of you will regard me as a complete tinhat freak right now, but this, to me, does not feel like an episode that Andrew Dabb wrote.  Hell, it doesn’t feel like an episode of Supernatural.

None of the arcs were completed: Dean didn’t get to speak his truth to Cas, Sam never got to become the leader, the legacy hunter he was meant to.  We don’t see them with Cas or Eileen, we don’t even hear about them.

Listen, there’s a lot that...simply doesn’t add up to me.  First of all, the episode was SHORT, and most of it was montages. They had four montages AND the episode was only 38 minutes.  The series finale of the show was shorter than any other episode and had four multiple minute montages.  Okay.  Make it make sense.  Newsflash: it doesn’t, there is simply no way I can believe that there weren’t massive cuts and reworks done to this episode on an executive level.

I know there are people who will tell me that the writers are just bad and I need to accept that they gave me a shitty ending, but after all this time with this story, especially with Dabb’s arc, he just...doesn’t do shit like this.  His arcs are always complete, always tied up well, always have a button.  But this mess?  This confusing episode that left everything hanging with a cover of Wayward Son hanging in the air?  It just doesn’t add up to me.

This wasn’t the story they were telling, this hasn’t been the story they were telling all season, and I stand by that.

So, I sure do wish I could give you a better post. I wish that we had gotten something better.  I still, after everything, love this show, and will still be here in the morning.

Thanks guys.  Love y’all.

[stairwaytoheavenmp3-archive]

the anniversary (14th december)

warning: cockles, massive tinhatting, lots of it

so recently i’ve been digging through misha’s instagram for science (don’t ask.... or ask i don’t have any dignity left either way lmao), i dug DEEP and found two interesting tweets:

so the man obviously knows the traditional anniversary gifts and instantly i remembered that tweet from last december about buying knives and how you crazy people (honorific) connected it to the 11th anniversary

that made me wonder, was it the only time he posted about something like that?? so i looked at his tweets from each year, few days before and after THEE december 14th and i found some interesting things: 

2013 - 4th anniversary - fruit or flowers

 more likely than not it means nothing and is very tinhatty, but i couldn’t leave it right???

then there were many years of nothing and THIS happened:

and OMG guys, i know it’s 6 days after the 14th but why would they place BRONZE??????? 

well maybe because bronze is also one of traditional anniversary gifts 

and guess for which anniversary

yES 

exactly 

8th!!!!!

next years brought us some other cute moments, like that one poem in 2018 (i’ll not write about it but there’s a great post by @theyarebothgunshot​ and you can find it here) and obviously the 10 years photo from 2019

and the last one:

2020 - 11th anniversary - steel

....and i think there’s nothing to add here

am i a proper clown yet? 

[finaledenialist]

the bible theory (which i am pretty sure i will go to supermegahell for)

put your tinhats on, we're gonna clown for a moment here. so this post by @shelikestv opened my eyes and now i am reading john's gospel at 1 am on a tuesday night. everything's fine. spn is a sort of bible fanfiction so it's legit to look for clues in the actual canon canon, right? riiight???

ok, let's go (all the bible verses are from here)

this is what Jesus says after telling The Guys that he’s gotta leave them, because he has humanity to save:

(...) so have I loved you. Now remain in my love. (...) I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. 12 My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. (...) You did not choose me, but I chose you (...)This is my command: Love each other.

themes of love and joy (happiness). yay! now this one is for us clowns. something something haters gonna hate because you chose to believe :) nothing to see here:

8 “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. 19 If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you. (...) this is to fulfill what is written in their Law: ‘They hated me without reason.’"

now onto the chapter 'The Disciples’ Grief Will Turn to Joy' :))) the world will be happy (because it’s saved, because everyone is back and Jack is the new boss) but we are grieving:

16 Jesus went on to say, “In a little while you will see me no more, and then after a little while you will see me.” 20 Very truly I tell you, you will weep and mourn while the world rejoices. You will grieve, but your grief will turn to joy.  24 (...) Ask and you will receive, and your joy will be complete.

and now.... now 'The Empty Tomb' chapter that just kills me:

11 Now Mary [Magdalene; not Mary the mother] stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb 12 and saw two angels in white (...) she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus. 15 He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?” Thinking he was the gardener [not gonna even mention that 3 chapters prior to that the gardener was a metaphor for God :)], she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.” 16 Jesus said to her, “Mary.” She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic.

he is back but she doesn’t recognize him at first because she is in such despair because he’s gone omg she thought it was the gardener and i am not even gonna mention that 4 chapter prior to this ‘a gardener’ is a metaphor used by J to describe God, no, do not think about it

other remarkable quotes:

12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. (J 16:12)

[failedlarrypredictions]

It’s Literally Ending... May?

***I know, I know: Keep reading until the end!

It’s been brought to the attention of FLP that the Twitter account of @/c*ownbeeolive has been pretending to be prescient about tinhat goings on for years now (more on this here), but as tumblr CT fandom wanes, they’re still “thriving” on twitter and instagram, which brings us this...... whatever this is.

(X) 12 May, 2020. 1,104 likes.

In the words of this illustrious poster: “it’s still for us to figure out which countdown she’s talking about!” I’m sure that it will be made clear in time, after the fact, when fallout circumstances are eliminated and it’ll turn out that ACTUALLY, the sanctuary has been cleansed!

"Hope we weren’t clowning again.” You were, IG larries. You were.

Is anybody going to tell these people, who seem perpetually trapped in 2012, that Louis deleted the Coca-Cola pajamas picture, in 2012, because 1D had just signed a deal with Pepsi, in 2012? The Pepsi they then endorsed, in 2012?

It’s been eight years. EIGHT. Elounor have broken up SINCE then. And what happened after they broke up, Larries? What happened? Tell us what happened after they broke up.

Anyway:

(X) 15 May, 2020. Maybe Eleanor got Cliff in the breakup, or ....?*

(X) (X) 6 June, 2020. SO ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT BLACK LIVES MATTER MORE THAN ... WHATEVER THAT WAS.

* This post was drafted weeks ago, when FLP was given the links to the fake prediction accounts, with the intent to post the next time Louis and Eleanor were seen together.

It cannot be emphasized enough how much of the larrie prediction cycle depends on pretending to have insider knowledge that cannot and does not take into account the fact that events out of our control are constantly possible, and that they refuse to learn from multiple examples of exactly that happening.

And so, here we are. Currently the CTs are either trying very very hard to ignore questions about the presence of the parties involved, saying either that “they don’t care about that right now, (they do, or they wouldn’t comment, and they wouldn’t be receiving asks about it)” or speculating that Louis is perhaps flying between two continents for appearance’s sake, preferring that he would not visibly protest rather than appear where and with whom he’s appeared.

Black lives have always mattered. Please take a moment to take action.

[coolgirltactics]

The fact the same people who barely had a complaint about the Cambridge’s lackluster (and still, other than a couple moments) response to the pandemic, are giving more energy to another book about royal drama is exactly why the majority of you guys are being written off as clowns and the low-key tinhats a lot of ya’ll have been all along. Ya’ll are just layering the clown make up on at this point. Give your skin and sanity a break.

[the-rollerchloster]

Ok, so responses I've had are:

💙💚❤

💙💚🧡

💙💚💛

💙💚💜

💙💚🤎

Personally, I am leaning towards 💛 because I feel like 💚❤💙 is Lazarus Rising Dean/Sam/Cas vibes?!?

Also... for the clown-in-a-tinhat moment that brought this all on... the core three FBBC beer cans are 💙💚💛

Maybe Dee herself has chosen the 💛

Clowning on main, after clowning all day, I'm super tired and need to go to sleep, but also need answers...

So we all agree...

Misha is 💙

Jensen is 💚

Correct?

Question I have is...

What colour is Danneel?