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cloroxcasserole · 2 months ago

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under pressure

word count: 1730

summary: Caine has a chat with Jax about his behavior. Jax is annoying asf and Caine is unstable so he does an oopsie and eats him alive until he’s not alive anymore

no beta we explode like Gummigoo

cw/tw: Graphic violence (only writing) and cannibalism. ‼️

The ringmaster sat at a table alone (bubble was cooking) in a restaurant filled only with NPC’s, all of his own making, so he could control them. He stared out the windows that framed the luscious greenery that he’d put there for… Himself? Why had he made this place for him and bubble when his only goal was to make the humans happy? Ah yes, the humans… that reminded him what he had come here to ponder. How could he rid them of their #1 largest nuisance, without hurting anyone, not even said nuisance? The tall purple lagomorph we all know and hate? He tapped his foot, growing impatient with his own thoughts and the fact that they have yet to seem possibly fruitful. Talk to him? The humans have tried. Send him on a solo adventure to teach him the error of his ways? He’d use it to victimize himself. Cast him into the cellar for a day? Might work, but it would hurt him. That’s the opposite of what Caine wanted. Mute him? Humans are sensitive and mysterious, that might even hurt! He let out a sigh. Talk with him it is, if even just for a day, he thought it would be his best option.

…

“Zooble! Zoooobie!!! ZOOBS!! Zooobie!! Hello? Ya DEAF or somethin’? Z-“ Jax’s pestering was finally answered with a backhanded slap from the hand.. err.. claw.. that was previously resting on Zooble’s hip “if you don’t shut it I’m gonna cut your ears off and shove em’ so far down your a** you’re gonna be shi-“ “HAHAH that’s ENOUGH ZOOBLEEE~ ANYWAY ME AND JAX WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO HAVE A CHAT! TOODLES MY DISENCHANTED DENIZEN!!” And with that, Zooble had two less scallywags to deal with. “… well that takes care of that” Zooble mumbled as he started off to go ask gangle if that was one of her fancy anime words.

…

“SOO JAX-“ Caine began as he dropped the rabbit down at the table the chattering chap was sitting at not 30 minutes prior “HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING ANNOYING?” “… nah, it’s free entertainment. Would you turn down a free ticket to Zooble going on one of your f***a** adventures?” Jax propped his paws up on the table, carelessly tipping his chair backwards while he crossed his arms behind his head, showing he couldn’t care less about anything the ringmaster was about to say to him. “WAH!! well, I wouldn’t, but THEY ARE AMAZING! AMAZZZINNGGG ADVENTURES I SAY!” He stopped to hyperventilate in mock offense over being invalidated in ‘such’ a way, but really he was calmer than he usually was, to ensure he could get the most out of this chat “ANYWAY ANYWAY, HOWW IS IT FUNNY?” “Schadenfreude.” “GET OUT.” “No.” “I HATTEEE FANCY WORDS!!! And JOY AT OTHERS MISFORTUNE! It is so mean..” he fell back into his chair, tipping further than Jax is before pushing himself back up with his cane “BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY BELOVED CAST MEMBERS HAVE BEEN COMING TO ME WITH FAR TOO MANY GRIEVANCES ABOUT YOU! I MUST URGE YOU TO WORK ON-“ “Hey! You have no idea what it’s like bein’ a human, so don’t f**ing tell me how to do it!” Jax opened one of his eyes and jabbed a finger in Caine’s direction, in a way that even the pair of dentures could read as genuinely mad at him. It might just be the simplicity of his accursedly complex code, but he couldn’t quite understand why so many of the humans that stop by here so blatantly hate him. He was snapped out his thoughts by Jax continuing “anyway, this has been REAL fun chatterbox, but I’ve gotta go now.” And he started off at that, before being dragged back to his seat by the AI. “NOPE! I’M NOT LETTING YOU GO UNTIL YOU SWEAR TO BE NICE!” Jax rolled his eyes at that, mumbling out something “like that’s ever gonna happen.. “ “C’MON! Don’t you want to have FRIENDS? IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO MAKE EM’!” “Heh, wanna know a lil something about friends?”he leaned over to Caine to make more of an effect “if you eat them, they die!” “Well.. OF COURSE THEY DO!” The rabbit chuckled “d*** you’re dumb! Guess that’s why your adventures suck so bad.” He had confirmed concerns. Concerns that Zooble was right and that everybody hated his adventures.

That was it, that’s when Caine felt his limbs be taken over and controlled by something that wasn’t him.

His senses taken off his hands by.. not himself. A virus maybe?

….

“CAINE STOP!”

…

“STOP!!”

…. “Stop..” …

“…”

He didn’t know what happened. He didn’t mean to do it. He just blacked out. And most of all, he didn’t know why to expect when he refocused his eyes after that. But it most certainly wasn’t Jax’s blood dripping from his cane onto the floor. It wasn’t the same color soaking his hands. The table. The floor Jax himself Dripping from them all He didn’t know. He didn’t mean to. He just blacked out, It was too foreign to him. He wasn’t built for this kind of pressure.

—haha fast. Backward—

Jax stared at Caine as he clenched his fist around his cane, as well as the other one around nothing “aww, struck a nerve?”

He was met with silence, broken by the woosh of the ringmaster’s cane as it slammed into his head “UGH! what the F-“ The semi-sentient pair of dentures, no longer Caine as far as we’re concerned, was not happy with the small stream of blood he’d made on Jax’s pretty face~ too pretty. He raised his cane again, driving the round end straight into Jax’s face, knocking a tooth out “oh~ someone’s a little angy!” ‘Caine’ didn’t want to hear this thing speak anymore. So he drove his cane into his face again. And again, and again and again, until his arms were tired and the cane was soaked with blood and so was the rabbit’s face, shoulders, chest, stomach and arms. The rabbit who was on the ground, coughing up blood, writhing, trying to escape the pain thwarting everything else in his mind. The one who could’ve saved his soul by being a decent person. The rabid ringmaster was perfectly justified in his actions! He threw down his cane. The pathetic thing he’d caused so much agony, the thing below him wasn’t going to die soon enough from bleeding out, oh how pretty it was as it bled to death, so he picked it up by its ears and slammed it over the table, some bonus blood pumping out from his heart onto the table cloth, gushing from the bloodied mess of an upper body it had.

The table.. Caine picked up a knife he’d always had on the table. Never knew when he’d use it, but now with the lagomorph laid across the table and needing a good knife driven into it, he knew he had to give it just that. A knife into its spine, earning a screech of agony and finally a sentence from the animal “CAINE STOP!”. He liked the feeling he got when the rabbitoid screamed.. he wanted more. How to do so while preventing it from wasting that pretty voice on its normal teasing… aha! Simply don’t take too long breaks in between strikes! It would be easy, it not being able to use its legs to run away, or try to lol.

The AI flipped it over, driving the knife into and through its stomach “STOP!!”. He put aside his knife, which apparently made the purple rabbit he was in the process of using and abusing, on the verge of doing so sexually, think it was off the hook “oh.. thank you-“ he cut the creature short by digging his hand into its stomach, feeling around and pushing aside organs and muscles, reveling in the warm feeling that soaked his hand physically, and his whole body in a metaphorical sense “AH- OW- AH F***!”.

If it didn’t want him pulling out whatever his hand met, then why did it make such cute noises when he did so?

Not to mention how much he deserved to stuff his mouth full of the rabbit’s warm, gooey, blood soaked organs, and do so while they’re still attached to feel it’s delicious bodily fluids flow onto his teeth, by burying his face.. teeth? Deep into the large cavity he’d made in the poor animal’s torso and arms.. he who barely had any strength to beg for the torture to stop. Only managing a weak, quiet and labored “stop it..”

Caine picked his face up out of him, and looked over him. He’s had enough. The ringmaster lowered his head again, and ripped out Jax’s heart.

Which is when the fog left his mind. The fog left him, in a scene where he was propped up on his hands and knees, with a beloved performer’s heart in his mouth, blood on his hands. (Haha wordplay I’m so funny)

…

The 5 humans conversed and theorized amongst themselves why Caine wasn’t back from his little chat with Jax yet. It’s been 45 minutes, which was a while to Caine, for god’s sake!

Almost as if summoned by their thoughts, Caine showed up, blood still dripping from him because he didn’t know how to get rid of it. The performers stared at him, only jokingly whispering about, until zooble eventually fully asked him “is that Jax’s blood?”

“Yes, Zooble.”

Their stares turned from 5 of confusion, to 4 of shock, disbelief, and fear and 1 of only disbelief.

The 1 was Zooble. “You wouldn’t hurt a fly, Caine. Don’t even lie like that.”

“N-no, Zooble it really is.” Caine descended onto the ground “ I mur-“

“Don’t think about it Caine, you’re just an innocent but really annoying AI ringmaster. We don’t need to hear your sob story” Zooble knew what they were doing, they knew Caine would forget all about it they’d be free of Jax forever.

That might’ve been morally reprehensible of them, letting someone be completely forgotten about after already being brutally murdered by the looks of it, but they decided not to sweat it, or let Caine do so.

Neither of them were built for that pressure anyway!

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