#clorinde is banned from ever making dinner again

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Food Safety Part 2: Girl Dinner in Fontaine

Furina: Wow, Navia, whatever you have in the oven smells absolutely amazing! I can't wait to try it.

Navia: Oh, that's not mine. I didn't have time to make dinner tonight, but luckily Clorinde volunteered to pick up the slack.

Furina: Oh no, please tell me you didn't let her cook!

Navia: Of course I let her cook. Why wouldn't I?

Arlecchino: Yes, what exactly is wrong with Clorinde's cooking?

Furina: Nothing is wrong with it per se, but I think she learned all of her culinary techniques from wolves.

Clorinde, wearing a chef's hat and presenting barely-roasted duck breast in bulle fruit sauce: Voilà. I call it "Tagged and Bagged". Bon appétit.

Navia: Clorinde, dear, this duck is, um... slightly underdone.

Clorinde, already eating: Yes, it is.

Arlecchino: Ha! I knew you could eat it raw. May I have an extra portion of this to bring home? I need to prove a point to my children.