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Food Safety Part 2: Girl Dinner in Fontaine
Furina: Wow, Navia, whatever you have in the oven smells absolutely amazing! I can't wait to try it.
Navia: Oh, that's not mine. I didn't have time to make dinner tonight, but luckily Clorinde volunteered to pick up the slack.
Furina: Oh no, please tell me you didn't let her cook!
Navia: Of course I let her cook. Why wouldn't I?
Arlecchino: Yes, what exactly is wrong with Clorinde's cooking?
Furina: Nothing is wrong with it per se, but I think she learned all of her culinary techniques from wolves.
Clorinde, wearing a chef's hat and presenting barely-roasted duck breast in bulle fruit sauce: Voilà . I call it "Tagged and Bagged". Bon appétit.
Navia: Clorinde, dear, this duck is, um... slightly underdone.
Clorinde, already eating: Yes, it is.
Arlecchino: Ha! I knew you could eat it raw. May I have an extra portion of this to bring home? I need to prove a point to my children.
#genshin impact#genshin#furina#navia#arlecchino#clorinde#salmonella and campylobacter don't care how tough you think you are#lyney lynette and freminet wake up to their Father standing menacingly over their beds holding a plate of raw poultry#clorinde is banned from ever making dinner again#so is arlecchino after the meal that furina refers to as “the bleeding tartare incident”#and so is furina after serving macaroni five nights in a row#really only navia is allowed to cook#why are their dietary preferences so weird?#fontaine lesbian polycule#clorivia
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Food Safety Part 2: Girl Dinner in Fontaine
Furina: Wow, Navia, whatever you have in the oven smells absolutely amazing! I can't wait to try it.
Navia: Oh, that's not mine. I didn't have time to make dinner tonight, but luckily Clorinde volunteered to pick up the slack.
Furina: Oh no, please tell me you didn't let her cook!
Navia: Of course I let her cook. Why wouldn't I?
Arlecchino: Yes, what exactly is wrong with Clorinde's cooking?
Furina: Nothing is wrong with it per se, but I think she learned all of her culinary techniques from wolves.
Clorinde, wearing a chef's hat and presenting barely-roasted duck breast in bulle fruit sauce: Voilà . I call it "Tagged and Bagged". Bon appétit.
Navia: Clorinde, dear, this duck is, um... slightly underdone.
Clorinde, already eating: Yes, it is.
Arlecchino: Ha! I knew you could eat it raw. May I have an extra portion of this to bring home? I need to prove a point to my children.
#genshin impact#genshin#furina#navia#arlecchino#clorinde#salmonella and campylobacter don't care how tough you think you are#lyney lynette and freminet wake up to their Father standing menacingly over their beds holding a plate of raw poultry#clorinde is banned from ever making dinner again#so is arlecchino after the meal that furina refers to as “the bleeding tartare incident”#and so is furina after serving macaroni five nights in a row#really only navia is allowed to cook#why are their dietary preferences so weird?#fontaine lesbian polycule#clorivia#why is Clorivia all the way down in the tags
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