#clone captain lix

[matchademi]

Rex:So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Keeli:we usually throw stuff at Howzer

Rec:Who's Howzer??

Lix:HOWZER *throws a piece of armor at him*

Howzer:KARK YOU

[matchademi]

Fordo:How do you deal with an angry CT? Mine keeps stealing my blasters and locking them in a box that he changed the pass code to so I can't get it

Seventeen:I wish I knew mine keeps throwing things at me from the ceiling whenever I piss him off

[matchademi]

Again they won't leave my brain

Seventeen:Fordo, your little shit is attacking one of mine

Lix:*is trying to lunge at Fox to fight him while Fox is taunting him

Fordo:*long suffering* I'm on my way keep a tight grip on him

[matchademi]

Who wants to see a Lix breakdown

Hey, hey! Friendly reminder to make sure your supposedly “fearless” character gets their darkest fear revealed in the worst way possible so they break down into a vulnerable shaking mess in front of all the people they care about 

[matchademi]

Lix:*hanging out with the other captains. Rex and Keeli and Howzer are arguing, Atlas is purposely annoying him, Omen is traumatizing the shiny captain. And Fluke is almost ripping his hear out*

Lix:*absolutely sick of this oisk* This family makes me want to murder people

@t3mpest98 @kimiheartblade

[matchademi]

Two-bit:This leaves safety brief

Two-bit:don't add to the population *points to Lix and Lyra*

Two-bit:don't subtract from the population *points to Whizz*

Two-bit:don't end up in the medbay*points to White-Out, the newspaper*points to Imp and Lock*or jail *points to himself and Tic*

Two-bit:If you end up in jail establish dominance quickly

Two-bit:and for the sake of my sanity don't piss off the Corrie medics. I actually get along with them

Two-bit:Have a good leave

@t3mpest98

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(Be prepared me de-aging ocs is gonna happen a lot

Fox:*angry,tired Fox holding out an ANGRY deaged Lix to Fordo* karking take him before I throw him out the window

Lix:*bites down HARD on Fox's hand before kicking Fordo in the neck, trying to squirm away and run cursing violently *

Fordo:*gently bur firmly grabs the back of his neck* Let go ad'ika

Lix:*let's go but keeps curing quietly*

Thorn:*who has black eye* wWhatis it with angry blond ct's!!

[matchademi]

This is lix with literally anyone, especially post Dread Priest

A favorite character dynamic / story arc

[matchademi]

When Fordo found out about Lix's death It nearly shattered him. Thank your for your time

[matchademi]

Omen walks over to Lix and just plainly says ‘I have a bad feeling,” ominously

Lix:*gives a look that is a mix of Alpha 17 and Captain Fordo before throwing his pen at him* I will make you deal with an undercaffanted Two-bit and Tic

Imp: I have a bad feeling as well

Lix:*buries his face in his hand and yells while trying not to laugh

[matchademi]

Hc because I need more love for Captain Keeli (I'm a Captain's lover ok sue me)

Lix and Keeli actually became really close since Fordo took them, and Howzer, under his wing Lix and Howzer, are more friendly rivals

They all playfully tease Rex about being stolen by the commanders

[matchademi]

Lix and Lyra

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

[matchademi]

Falls:Hey, captain! You will not believe what the idiot squad did!

Lix:I see you picked up another stray rexter

Rex:Shut it, he is Kix's stray, not mine, plus your just as bad....I'm also not a jedi kriffer

Lix:*kicks the back of his knee* Unlike you, I don't adopt every shiny I see, and again, she is hot and can beat my ass soooo

Falls:Oh! Captain Lix, right? One of yours was also involved

Lix:dammit....I swear if it was Whiteout....

[matchademi]

Lix was almost decommissioned for attacking a trainer he was already on thin ice because of his temper

Fordo fought tooth and nail to give him a final chance

[matchademi]

Lix:I just called Fordo buir and then bit him.....

Rex:Well, good luck to you vod

Fordo:he called me buir!!

Seventeen:HE BIT YOU AND YOU NOW NEED STITCHES

[matchademi]

This trope is legit Lix. In a nutshell, you touch his jedi, and you won't see anything coming

And it's also "you touch him and you die" because Lyra will kill you while still adhering to the light side of the force

what is it about the “touch her and you die” trope that makes me go absolutely feral