#clichenuance talks to a wall

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cannot fucking imagine the inner turmoil that comes with being a conniving type of person hellbent on winning by way of throatcut & dishonorable means

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the first kiss of spring of 2023 came in the shape of 80 degrees

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wooden buggy/horse carriage seat ☺️

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tumblr broke

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Report of tattoo experience:

- widely-used comparison of "being scratched by a cat for a really long time" heard before own appointment found to be inaccurate. Much more akin to "a pretty strong prank hand buzzer", personally.

- found out with artist that I am apparently "wired backwards", aka the outermost part of the arm was more uncomfortable than getting closer to the inside (inner bicep, tricep) of the arm. Bodes dangerously well for future tricep and inner bicep design ideas.

- lineart and black shading were a walk in the park. The only time actual pain/Discomfort were introduced was when four different shades of color were being packed in overlapping one another, aka when the skin had already been messed with prior. Still though, I have dealt with period pains worse than this.

- allergic/sensitive to bandaid adhesive, reported this to artist due to concerns about saniderm being the same situation. Was patched up for going home with absorptive pads and .. scotch tape, instead. :| the scotch tape left marks worse than bandaids. Would consider using saniderm next time instead if not for the tradeoff of at least with tape, it's not On The Tattoo.

- the wisdom of "pick a towel to sacrifice to the ink & plasma leakage gods and put it on your bed the first couple nights" is correct.

- it is only AFTER being tattoo'd that comparisons to a sunburn start to apply. Mitigate by washing and applying ointment Definitely as directed. The tightness is the most annoying part.

- all in all a very pleasant experience. More distressing than the sunburn feeling is the fact that I can fucking smell the vegetable glycerin in the ink and I do not know when it will go away.

YMMV. Have a wonderful day

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quick reblog/queue functions on desktop broke, life is in shambles, ruined

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you harvest pi-cans from a pi-cahn tree to make pee-can pie

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watching Outlast and just finishing episode 1 is enough to make a man be disheartened like just. why would y'all be doing that to folks. for entertainment. for funsies. because people bein reduced to their cruelest impulses and aimed directly at one another is engrossing i guess

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new wave of pain-in-my-ass accounts that take the form of brand/company accounts as opposed to sex bots this time stop following me challenge

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Lance Reddick :(

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tmj actin up can't close my mouth/teeth right somebody send help or death pls

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ah, i see. so there are consequences to my actions

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hate to say it lads but Mother Mother actually has some good songs

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............. i have a beautiful spreadsheet of airbnb places to sort through and nobody to soundboard off of to do that with when i’m wide awake to actually do it

shitballs.

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Do you crave vanilla extract???

i am sorry to turn against the tide like this anon, but alas, i do not crave vanilla extract

my desire for salt makes me believe i may instead crave that mineral, though, come to think of it

thank you for checking in and asking

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i am so incredibly unspeakably lucky that a friend of mine is very pointedly Not on tumblr.. i can get to lament that he is so so so handsome alongside my husband in peace