#clem looks like a damn saint compared to wolfgeist

[ticklykitty216]

Could we have some more Ler!Wolfgeist and some Ler!Clem headcanons?

Oh god Wolfgeist nO-

Ler!Wolfgeist:

This man doesn’t know what the word ‘mercy’ means

As stated in my long headcanon post he’s got two primary attacks

He’ll either play your ribs like a piano or he’ll wrap his long noodles arms around you and attack your spots from there

If he gets you with the piano attack, you’re whole upper body is gonna get destroyed

Not only will he’ll dig his slim fingers into your ribs but he’ll also spider up and down your sides and belly (and armpits)

If he gets you with the noodle arms he’ll focus more on your hips, legs and feet (Depending on how long your legs are, that is...)

If he finds your death spot he won’t leave it alone

He mostly uses his hands and fingers as his primary tools, though on occasion he’ll use feathers

He’ll only stop if you’re on the verge of passing out, or you promise not to- (*insert reason why he decided to tickle you*)

(On that note he doesn’t really tickle people unless he’s provoked, he thinks doing it out of the blue is too childish for someone like himself)

Aww shit, it’s stinky rat man time-

Ler!Clem:

He’s really good at surprise tickles

Though sometimes he likes to chase people before he tickles them

He’s super playful in general

Like I said, when he tickles he doesn’t stay in one spot for too long, so you can’t adjust to the sensations man...

He’ll tell super lame and unfunny jokes and be like “Man, I must be some comedic genius if you’re laughing this hard!”

He does that thing where he’ll pretend to dig his finger is, but right before he makes contact he pulls his hands away

If, lets say he’s standing (err, well floating) next you he’ll try and tickle the back of your knees with his tail, or poke your sides

If you ask if he did it he’ll get all offended and say he would never (LIES)

He’s mostly merciless, but if he thinks your about to pass out he’ll stop

He doesn’t stick around too long in case of retaliation, but he at least wants to make sure you don’t choke while regaining your breath