#clear backlog

[prinsomnia]

smitten 🦋

[tolbyccia]

98 meryl sleep shirt………..

[wardingshout]

the alttp sprites are rly cute...

[cocksley-and-catapult]

Hear me out, issue of C&C that is as incredibly verbose as possible, like needlessly wordy.

ISSUE 1074: consequir

30 july 2024

[reksukoy]

First part of the reference commissions I finished over the past few weeks! The following list below has the respective owners of these characters:

🐍💛 : worriedsnake

🐴🚬 : shilnath

🦨👽 : sawy3rssky

🐺🌻 : emperorwowophie

[genshin-impact-updates]

Version 5.3 Events Preview - Phase II

Hello, Travelers! The annual Lantern Rite is about to begin. Let's take a look at what kind of rewards and events are in store for us~

[thebramblewood]

After a blessedly uneventful attempt to communicate with the dead, Naomi gets a very good night's sleep.

Beginning / Previous / Next

Micah: You shouldn't be in here!

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Micah: I think we need to conduct a seance.

Naomi: A what? Micah, I’m tired! I was dead on my feet at work all day.

Micah: The spirits here want to communicate.

Naomi: Do it yourself!

Micah: It’ll be more powerful with the both of us.

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Micah: You just have to close your eyes and spread your arms wide like this.

Naomi: [snickers] I suppose you read that in some dusty old book you stumbled upon.

Micah: [self-consciously] Well… yes?

Naomi: I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. Well, here goes nothing.

Micah: Spirits! We humbly request an audience.

Oh my god! Something’s really happening!

Naomi: There’s no fucking way…

[faint meowing]

Naomi: Was that a-

Micah: How exciting! It must be the ghost of the family pet.

Naomi: Or a random stray wandering past. I knew this was a crock of shit.

Micah: Oh, well. I’ll get it right next time.

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

One of those "your soulmate's first words to you are written on your wrist" AUs where Uzi constantly wonders why she's gonna slap her soulmate when she finds them and N is confused by the concept of someone wanting to be bitten.

[alltheoutsinfreeeee]

ISAT + textposts (and one not textpost but shhh) [5/???]

hello did you miss me i remembered i still had some edits i never shared here yeets them at you and runs to hide

and a sorta NSFW but not really textpost under the cut (i made two versions of it because i ccouldnt decide which one was better)

[the-meme-monarch]

your tenna and tenna tvland need to be friends... tenna to tenna communication tenna to tenna conversation and most importantly. ralsei gets piggyback rides (horseyback rides?)

group of mafia don televisions call that a syndicate

EDIT THIS WASNT SUPPOSED BE TRANSPARENT. I HAVE FIXED IT NOW

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

.

" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

[anthurak]

So ever since Mastermind, I’ve been seeing the expected number of ‘What if Lucifer or Charlie was present at the trial?’ fics/headcanons positing that either of their presence would have had them speak out on Blitzo’s and/or Stolas’ behalf and led to the PERFECT ending where the evil schemes of Andy-the-not-actually-a-sister-fucker are foiled and both Blitzo and Stolas are acquitted and it’s all sunshine and rainbows and puppies for everyone (except those evil rich people (except the ones we like)). And like, that’s all well and good…

But let’s be real. Even with a deck not massively stacked against them, or even stacked in their favor, both Blitzo and/or Stolas could ABSOLUTELY still find a way to fuck things up for themselves. I mean we’re talking about one guy who opened his defense with “Those orphans were already sick!” and “But when is attempting a crime a crime?”, and the other guy for whom ‘throwing my life away in a big dramatic heroic sacrifice for the man I love’ was Plan A.

And I just think that sounds way more fun and interesting then Lucifer or Charlie being some author-insert to serve as a secret cheat-code for the Golden Happy Ending for the episode.

Sure, Lucifer or Charlie being present almost certainly means things would go better for Blitzo, Stolas and co. regardless, but again I feel like it’s just way more interesting and fun and honestly in-character for these two gay idiots to still find a way to fuck things up for themselves.

Like imagine if Lucifer wants to hear Blitzo out at the critical vote, not so much because he really gives a fuck, but more because he’s bored and is also just messing with Satan.

And throughout the rest of the trial Lucifer is mostly just dicking around being a bored little gremlin. With the his only real contribution being to veto outright executing Blitzo, and even then that’s only thanks to Blitzo mentioning that Loona is his daughter. Sure, he may barely give a fuck at this point, but having a man killed in front of his own daughter? That’s pretty fucked up, don’t you think?

Which probably leads to some petty bickering between Lucifer and Satan about why they can’t just send Loona out of the room and THEN kill Blitzo, which then probably escalates/tangents to some ‘petty, jilted ex’s’-esque arguing that may or may not have some of the other Sins piping in for shits and giggles that is really only stopped when Stolas bursts in with his big ‘dramatic, gay heroic sacrifice via song-number’ gambit.

And Lucifer is in fact totally okay with Stolas getting stripped of his power and position, because hey he did a whole song number for it, but he draws the line at Stolas getting separated from his daughter. Also Andrealphus doesn’t get to be regent of Stolas’s position because Lucifer doesn’t like him for extremely petty reasons.

Meanwhile, I feel like Charlie sitting in for her dad probably wouldn’t turn out much better.

Sure, Charlie would want to hear Blitzo out, and ABSOLUTELY give a fuck about his situation. But let’s not forget that this is BLITZO we’re talking about, and giving him a chance to talk is ALSO giving him a chance to dig himself into a deeper hole.

For example; what do think Charlie’s reaction is going to be to learning what Blitzo and co. were actually DOING with that grimoire they got from Stolas?

You know, the princess of Hell who’s trying to deal with the sinner-overpopulation problem learning that these imps are likely contributing to said overpopulation problem? As well as the whole ‘murder business’ thing.

Which would likely put Blitzo in the awkward and hilarious position of probably having to argue AGAINST the person arguing for his life because that person ALSO wants to shut down his business.

And of course because this is Blitzo we’re talking about, there is a VERY good chance he just makes a total ass of himself or at the very least puts his foot in his mouth in epic fashion.

And if she’s present, I can imagine Vaggie at some point is leaning over to quietly ask Charlie if they really NEED to be defending this guy?

Maybe this eventually leads to Blitzo, or Stolas or perhaps Moxxie making some big, dramatic, emotional, heartfelt plea, possibly in musical form, for them to be allowed to continue their wholesome family business… of murdering people.

And maybe that does in fact sway Charlie. Or at least tugs on her heartstrings enough to forget about the whole ‘murdering business’ thing long enough to argue for Blitzo’s life without pushing to shut down I.M.P.

Which is exactly when, again, Stolas chooses to burst in with his big self-sacrificial song number and make things even worse/wackier.

All in all, as much as people may love their ‘here’s how we could/should have gotten a perfect happy ending!’ author-tracts, I think this option is way more in-character, interesting and most importantly fun XD

[felassan]

[Here] is the link to Mark Darrah's co-stream of the XBox Games Showcase from last month (the showcase where the DA:TV character reveal trailer dropped). The DA:TV trailer appears at around timestamp 16 mins 28 secs. After the trailer wrapped, he said "Honestly, that's my favorite BioWare trailer I think we've ever done". "That Dragon Age trailer is the, I would say the favorite trailer that I've ever seen from BioWare. I'm sure it's out there to watch a few more times."

Chat asked why PS was not mentioned on the trailer's end slide alongside XBox and PC and Mark explained "We're not gonna mention PS at the Xbox Showcase. [...] You don't get, if you're in the console manufacturer's showcase, they're only talking about their consoles." Chat asked if DA:TV was exclusive to one platform. Mark explained "No, Dragon Age is not exclusive". He confirmed that it didn't say Game Pass. He also said, "I'm sure they'll show character creator for Dragon Age at some point".

[source]

[oni-official]

How’s this for a bad idea.

Voi Exclusion Zone tourism!

Astounding how you managed to ignore two of the three words in the name.

[popatochisssp]

How are you doing?

It's been a mixed bag!

Nothing in particular worth mentioning but let's just say the executives in my brain are dysfunctioning so bad, it's a miracle they haven't been dragged into HR for a pink slip and an exit interview.

My backlog of likes I need to reblog goes all the way to mid-June??? Who let this happen (say somebody other than me, since I can't fire myself)

Don't worry, though, still here, still (deeply, questionably) passionate about fictional skeletons, still...whatever other things are intrinsic to my personality, I guess!

[moonshynecybin]

its so important neither vale nor marc can stop talking about the other... like you know how people say that silence makes emotional wounds fester? contrary of that. will not stop picking at the scab because they are not normal about each other and i for one am so grateful...

my fav part about it is that they KNOW it is a bad idea to talk about their little divorce because they dont do it in any other context than ones where they have absolute and total control over what gets asked (self produced documentary, prodigy's little podcast). BUT they still do it. for the pure love of the i-am-winning-this-divorce game. i mean its actually because they are both deeply hurt by everything that happened and LOVE to dominate a narrative but its so funny that theyll yap hard enough to hit international headlines until you corner them in the paddock and theyre both like well that is their problem. and change the subject. like you CHOSE to say THAT..