#claw the handaconda

[year2000electronics]

Frick i forgot to say all of the other LoS cats so here we go RB has a Norwegian Forest Cat named Lady, RB has about a dozen different outfits to dress her up in. Lady also lays on the stage and starts to dramatically meow like she's starving whenever she wants treats. Which is often. HP has a Sphynx Cat named Maat. Whenever HP gets upset, Maat automatically assumes DJ Toad is the reason he's unhappy and lays on him until he promises he'll play better music. Tape's tan cat is named Norton (like the motorcycle brand) and he's so floofy that Tape puts it up in a pompadour, or as he calls it, a 'purrpadour.' Scissors' cat is a gray Maine Coon named Sheath. Sheath doesn't like anyone except Scissors. Anyone else attempting to give her affection will be met with claws. All Cutout Soldiers are considered toys to her except Handaconda. Sheath gets along surprisingly well with Handaconda. Idk how well Stapler would get along with a cat but if he did get along well with a cat, he would have a Stapler Remover cat. Olly probably doesn't have time for cats but if he did, he'd have a cat named Prince October.

AWWWW these are so cute... norton can have a little paw-mpadour

i feel like stapler could get along with a little staple remover kitty cos they were probably in the same workshop... like how sometimes animals raised together will be besties

[pexterambles]

Could you tell us about ur handaconda?

(sorry for the muddy image in advance)

My Handaconda's is called Claw and is Sergio's number one understudy, among other things.

lets see.. what counts as fun facts....

claw and lup (my stapler) are besties.

based off of an eel! can stun people. and grab em.

lives in the shadows. when mario meets claw, claw pulls mario into the shadows and they fight in there. claw can slither out of the shadows if they so wished, but- there is just so much Body which means you have so much mass and that makes slithering is so SLOW. so they prefer travelling via dark.

an extremely distorted shadow of what once was & a very cryptic embodiment of buried memories.

mouth is angular. never curves. so they're always just :< and :> and the like.

very curious about Sergio, especially since they're sort of... melded? connected? something like that. unlike the other soldiers, claw has always been a figment of something in Sergio's mind and just so happens to become reality. their whole world revolves around him as his creation.

body patterns can glow!!

i dont know if you can see it very clearly, but claw has many hands on their body. one pair around the neck, one around the ribs, and one on the hip. those can MOVE. they can extend those ,, i guess imagine doctor octopus but less robotic and very much connected in the body. so all in all they have eight arms!

their main two arms are very floppy. like wacky wavy inflatable tube people but they can control it. literal noodle arms on a danger noodle.

uses Blue (the big blue eye at the end of their hair) to look around, cannot see through their face as it was purposefully ripped. not to worry though, Sergio still has that ripped piece somewhere on him. claw also uses Orange (the eyes on the back of their head) to see who's behind him. the other green eyes are optional.

Blue can also move around! it's always in an upward stance like the picture above.

the... what are those things. i guess antennaes? you know those long one piece strands? those are used as sensors for surrounding as well as hearing (as it's their ear. or part of it). think of whiskers, but really long.

has a big ol hand at the end of their huge tail. its huge! and claw often buries themselves in their tail. so. just picture the game handaconda but with the image of claw upside down, don't worry though. they're comfortable.

claw and sergio knew each other for a loong time. sergio just hasn't come to terms with it yet.

speaking of their bond, its very strange! sergio acts like he don't care and looks the part, but nah, he is there for claw. he's intrigued and fearful of claw's spitting image. but he isn't running away from it. he would love to bring claw for the long haul unless claw wants to leave his side. except that might never happen as claw feels so much sympathy for sergio.

did you know? claw is normally looking after tivonne. they push his wheelchair wherever it needs to go despite it having an automatic function for it to move.. and wheels. but sergio insists on having at least someone there that tivonne can trust as backup and protection while tivonne kicks ass.

oh my god lads you have no idea how many times i brainrotted over claw third wheeling tivonne and sergio. its so sad and hilarious but so cute. they are very supportive.

that yellow line on their body can open up!! it normally shows a lot of hands and eyes and tentacles and generally just body horror stuff. the only person who has the same messed up alive insides is Erebus, but with more horrifying implications, who has eyes and mouths n stuff. people ponder over what helps these two stand..

can see the in the dark! obviously.

really really excited to play any sort of hand games!! or physical games! they love talking to others and learning more about the world around them. they want to adventure across the lands and go on journeys.. they have a very optimistic and curious view on the world.

has very broken grammar. they say stuff like "very nice. me like that too" and "you play game with me? want? yes!" ...hm... imagine razor from genshin impact.

huehue

i like claw a lot

[ask-office-supply-world]

I am putting a single gummy bear, onto the table. Whoever gets it gets it.

claw wins

(also known as: pexpat is too lazy to draw a fight scene)

[moogghost]

the cutout kid now has a ref! its name is switchblade because i was not kidding about saxen literally naming a child after a weapon. saxen basically fucked around and found out when messing with her stationery powers after accidentally discovering them in postgame au and boom. switchblade

it has a handaconda-like tail and claws sort of like harlow simply because i thought it'd look neat :> she's like...around 9 years old and its relationship with saxen is more of a sibling relationship! also gets along pretty well with the rest of the legion

[ask-office-supply-world]

Do any of the legion like sweets?

tivonne has probably the biggest sweet tooth and sergio is--if i can recall--a close second, as it brings him back good memories. but only specific ones.

remember kids, limit your sweets or you'll end up like him

[pexterambles]

for some reason i can’t draw them seriously together (i’ve only managed One actual decent drawing but its old,, and the rest are in duos / trios) and as much as i would love to give their refs, i do not have all of them done yet. so have this cursed image instead

here we have

jean-pierre xii, sergio (scissors), erebus (hole punch), tivonne (tape), esther (rubber band), lup (stapler), and claw (handaconda). and together! its my legion. or as my buds call it; ~the pexions~