#clauelope

[sharper-than-a-serpents-tooth]

Would things be different if I tried harder? If I put in more effort...would everyone have loved me? I feel like I'm alone in this world...

[brotherslayer]

the most unrealistic thing in wmmap is that Penelope didn't fuck Claude before ditching him for Anastacius

[brotherslayer]

Oh. Good headcanon! So, she adopted the style of her current lover.

What if Claude used to choose and give Penelope dresses for her to wear at parties and such and it was cute as hell and then she suddenly started accepting Anastasius’ gifts as well... o(—(

[brotherslayer]

AU where Penelope has been hooking up with Anastacius, Claude and Diana and she is genuinely not aware she has been cheating on her partner the whole time because all blonde people look the same to her

[brotherslayer]

“Look. Look at that. Your brother is laughing at you again.”

[brotherslayer]

they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

[brotherslayer]

*grabs the mic and gets up at the podest* Claude and Lucas are both repressed bottoms. They act like tops because of the gender roles society has forced onto them and their traumatic childhood makes them feel only safe when they are in control, but secretly they want another person,ideally someone who loves them unconditionally, someone they can 100% trust, to take the lead in the relationship and take care of them. They are both the little spoons (it makes them feel loved and appreciated). I think it’s possible that they are also closeted maso- *gets shot by Lucas stans*

[brotherslayer]

baby Claude fainted when Penelope first kissed him, because he isn’t used to affection at all. Penny found this absolutely adorable and regulary teases him for it. Since then it has become kind of an inside joke between them and that’s why Penny kissed her hand and pressed her lipstick-stained fingers to his lips during the ball instead of giving him a proper kiss on the mouth.

[brotherslayer]