#claude meanwhile well he ate 200 orbs while dipping them in dipping sauce and still hasn't come home

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

so the story goes, i was about to whack gatekeeper bc buddy i love u but ur not my mans and i was gonna get big mad

but then mans came home

...but he had terrible ivs

so i pulled again! thinking why not what if i actually get him again!

and in that moment i learned he still loves me.