#classically abby vtuber idol project

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Of course, Tumblr beckons my feminine grace and dark magical powers back into his warm grasp as the agents of lesbianism and harbingers of gender ideology form their accursed choir. My presence may now my felt once more, and I shall shatter the fragile crystal clouds above us all. Tumblr is my child, and I will always nurture him.

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soupe

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Hey everypony,

Classically Abby here. I hope all of my delightful Classies has a fantastic, classical Friday! ^_^

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Classically Abby Movie Ratings:

Barbie - 8/10

Oppenheimer - 9/10

Indiana Jones - 10/10!!!! I love Harrison Ford!!!

Happy Pride Month, my Classies!

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Leave it to “historians” and “academics” to try to obfuscate this certified feminist victory.

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Classically Abby Industries is proud to announce my latest artistic endeavor, a dubstep album. Yeah, that right, Classically Abby is bringing desired tradition to dubstep. As we all know, dubstep is quite possibly one of the most profound artistic movements to exist this millennium, and I plan to take it up a notch by bringing classic womanhood to the arena of wub.

Despite its success, Dubstep is traditionally a genre that celebrates sexual energy, idolatry, and intellectual decadence; I believe that I, Classically Abby, have enough digital charisma to insert a part of myself, an avatar of my personality and quirks, into the virtual world of dubstep to commentate on its existence while my disciples cheer me on. I heard it through the grapevine that I might be performing a duet soon with someone known as “Hatsune Miku”, an oriental artist from East Asia that is of considerable quality.

I’ll be releasing some singles over the next few decades, though for those curious, I’m happy to give some title drops.

The Scarlet Peg

I Mrs. You

Effervescent

Sludge Queen

Can’t Spell Woman Without Man

Life Inside Me

E-Boy

Harrison Ford

Destiel Girl

...and a couple of more! Pre-order Classically Abby’s new album Aromatic Mist for access to all of these tunes in vinyl form, as well as some other things. Classically Abby.

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Reminder that the CLASSICALLY ABBY tag belongs to ME!

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The things I would do to that man!!! 🥵🔪🔪💉🩸

He will know me. I will make sure my likeness will be permanently seared into his eyes.

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What was the moment for you when you decided you loathed Jon Arbuckle? Was there a moment in a strip when you decided?

one look at his disgusting face was all it took

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The guy from Mycelium Romance? Wow, he’s talented!

In Den Of Thevies(2018) Gerard Butler’s gun doesn’t even have a fucking magazine……… Good job editor.

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Unfortunately Ms. Miku was busy, and I had to settle for a live performance. Ugh. But don’t worry, my Classies! The Classically Abby Vtuber Project is in full motion and is scheduled to premiere in January 2022. Though I can’t spoil much, you all can bet your britches that the realm of dubstep is about to be laced with the protective venom of the classical woman community (CWC), and Abby will rebirth the digital world of idols and misfits.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, AND I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! WE WILL BREECH THE HEAVENLY COSMOS, TOGETHER. CLASSICALLY ABBY.

She made a music video. She made a fucking music video. What the fuck.