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answered March 19, 2020

Q (Anonymous): you ever think about how namjoon knows jungkook’s tickling spots by heart and he isn’t afraid to use them. my personal favorite moments are: - when jk got in bed with nj in malta and nj made those timy weird noises while poking jk’s ribs and they laughed. - in the behind of some award show in 2018? when namjoon was wearing that mesh shirt with red in love written on his chest and jungkook walked from the other end of the stage just to caress namjoon’s chest and namjoon’s response was [pokes jungkook’s ribs].

also, have you noticed how namjoon pinches nipples? (taehyung/jimin/yoongi so far as i can remember) but i can’t recall him ever pinching jungkook’s nipples on camera.... is it because he’d moan :D

A: the ways namjoon will and won't touch jk are extremely fascinating to me!!! he seems so much more comfortable giving and receiving casual touch with jimin and tae but then with jk he can get so weird and awkward about it, but only with certain types of touch! like he's often comfortable tickling jk and teasing him that way but then more affectionate casual touch seems so uncomfortable for him. i just REALLY wanna dig inside his head and figure out what all his Rules are, like why are certain things ok for him and then other ones he gets SO obviously in his head over??? it's INCREDIBLE

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answered April 28, 2020

Q: I was watching hobi’s live today as soon as he out his hands against the wall and bent down My first thought was *heavy breathing* “Must tell clarz on cc”

A: i spent all of his live last night just breathlessly narrating literally every single thing he was doing to my friend, just like "oh no he's sitting in front of the camera and you can HEAR HIM BREATHING" "he's WRITHING AROUND ON THE FLOOR" "fuck he's upgraded to MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE CAMERA WHILE HE DANCES" "he is TAKING OFF HIS JACKET!!! HE IS DISROBING" "now he's texting while humming bruno mars and giggling at his phone" "shit he's moaning again" ET CETERA

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to add to your blacklists....

SO i do a lot of interaction on curiouscat, and one of the things that really bugs me about it as a platform is that there’s no good way of searching through old questions you answered, like there’s no tagging system nor is there even a search system or a way to look at specific dates, so..... i think since i rarely use this tumblr for other stuff i’m going to start using it in part to go back and copy and paste my old cc answers with tags and stuff so i can easily find them later. this is probably gonna happen over a period of weeks or months (i have 732 answers on there so there’s a lot to get through), so i know this is going to be pretty spammy for all of you, and i apologize for that!!! i think i will use the hashtag “#clarz cc” on all of these, so you can all go ahead and blacklist that if you want! i know it’s, like, dumb to use one social platform to catalogue and organize my interactions on a different social platform but whatever! tumblr is good at organizing things but i don’t do much fandom interaction on tumblr anymore! people interact with me on twitter and cc! so i’m working with what’s available to me!

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answered March 19, 2020

Q (Anonymous): i think namjoon would vibrate out of his body if he had to talk about jungkook's personality for 15 seconds he can only touch the subject jokingly or else he risks perishing and losing any dignity left (see: during winter package when jungkook cried and he was like "jungkook's heart is soft but his body isn't")

A: this is an interesting take and i hadn't thought of it like this before. i can see how this could be true, that he feels like he has to joke in order to lessen the intensity of his words, but for me this rubs up against namjoon's almost uncomfortable earnestness with expressing his emotions in other contexts. i feel like namjoon sometimes has the tendency to speak without thinking, by which i mean his brain moves so fast that he will sometimes begin verbalizing a thought before he's finished having the entire thought, there's a kind of "working the problem out while talking" pattern to his speech that i recognize from my own life (it's entirely possible that this is me overidentifying though! love that!), so i see it kind of as him expressing a thought about jungkook, immediately realizing that that thought seems comically horny, and then having to add in some kind of qualifier afterward just to calm himself down. i realized i kind of talked myself back around into agreeing with you maybe! i dunno! i do think that there are times when he will praise him genuinely without doing this kind of joking thing to lessen it, like during the bangtan attic when he praised his emotional maturity and listening skills (this is a favorite of his lmao, he's been saying jk acts like a hyung since he was like 15 which truly makes no sense to me.) i need to go eat something i'm absolutely losing my ability to form a coherent thought here, sorry this answer is a full mess! i have thoughts! do they have an order or organization! doubtful!!

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answered December 9, 2019

Q (Anonymous): jungkook has the best balls. period. like.. so full and ROUND ROUND. you know? so perfeclty round??? like i just wanna CUP them in my palms :(

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELOEvciWwAAJHvR?format=jpg&name=360x360

A: honestly ur right they're so CUTE? always all tucked up in there. neat lil package. boop! i feel like he must wear super tight underwear or have rly high balls or both, i mean we've all seen his stage jeans and those things keep his nuts in a goddamn VICE grip so like maybe he likes the feeling....

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answered December 7, 2019

Q (Anonymous): i have something for you: 1) https://twitter.com/kimparkdaily/status/1202225606164918272 2) https://twitter.com/namseokzip/status/1202956541617475588

A: OH MY GOD I HAD SEEN THE FIRST ONE BUT THE SECOND ONE MADE ME GASP OUT LOUD!!!! what is UP with them tbh!!!! the way namjoon's hand like HOVERS around hobi's ass in the first one and then comes back up and then hobi like ALMOST goes to grab his hand but then doesn't is just like PERFECT it drives me WILD!! that second one though, dude!!!!! joon like GOES for it he like SQUEEZES god i need to go write like 7 million words of fanfic about them i feel UNHINGED

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answered February 3, 2019

Q (Anonymous): hiii is there smut in ur junghope au?? it sounds super interesting !! but i just want to make sure so i know to skip over some of it hh 🤕

A: hi buddy! if you're talking about my ao3 fic, yeah there is definitely smut. if you want to skip over it, here is how:

in chapter 3, stop reading at "He kisses Jungkook’s cheek, tender. Then he shuffles off into his room." and pick back up again at "He remembers feeling safe."

you'll also have to skip most of chapter 8! assuming you are okay with a little kissing (T-rated), i would skip two chunks of chapter 8. stop reading at "Jungkook sucks in a surprised breath through his nose, chest rising and falling again as sensation crashes down around him in a roaring wave." and start again at "He smirks triumphantly.", then stop again at "He asks because he’s allowed, now. He asks, and he waits, and he asks again, each time for the thrill of hearing Hoseok answer: Yes. Yes. Yes." and skip the rest of the chapter. you won't miss any major plot (not that there's really much in the way of "plot" in this fic), and you will avoid all dick-related goings on!

LIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD ---

what you'll miss is that in chapter 3 there's some sexting and both jk and hobi admit that they're into each other sexually and that, at least on jk's part, that attraction has been there for a long long time and is a lot more intense than he had previously realized. the stuff you'll miss in chapter 8 is really just smut with a lot of feelings. they have sex and jk feels very safe and very honored and very loved and that's about the gist of it!

there is also a scene in chapter 6 that is not smut but that i would characterize as........ intense intimacy? there's not even any touching or discussion of sex or anything but it's very... sexually charged? i would say it has the feeling of sex without actually BEING sex, if that makes sense. so depending on what it is about smut that makes you uncomfortable, let me know if you'd like more info on that/how to skip it! otherwise the rest of the fic should be pretty safe aside from a few humorous references to dicks scattered throughout!

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answered April 2, 2020

Q (Anonymous): hey, fari here!! while we’re on the topic of queer ba*ngtan, i always want to yell about how hoseok never ever said/did anything ignorant/dismissive (as far as i know) in that way tween boys often do towards same sex skinship etc, and it makes me feel very safe with him! i’m also thinking about what influence his sister might’ve had on him, because she’s been openly supportive of the lgbtq community and also maybe jokwon and other older friends of hobi. and i think about how ji*min sometimes pushed hobi away (again, typical ignorant tween boy behaviour) and say stuff like ‘men don’t kiss’ and ‘he likes men a little too much’ and just idk, the idea of queer hobi makes me very happy but also feel very protective of young hobi you know!!!! or that hopekook holdhanding moment in bv in finland (i think) where tae said he’d feel weird holding a man’s hand in the street or sth but hobi just kept smiling and holding jk’s hand... ALSO KIM SEOKJIN, WHO THEN TRIED TO MAKE TAEHYUNG HOLD HIS HAND!!! none of this is a question,... mostly me projecting probably, but a bi can dream!! any thoughts on hobi ??

A: hi fari! it's definitely a thing i really appreciate about hobi, that he's doesn't express any kind of shame over the ways he touches other men or the way they touch them (unless those men are kim seokjin, in which case what better expression of love is there than OPEN DISDAIN? 😂) this isn't quite the EXACT same thing, but i do remember hobi saying smth in a print interview around debut about how he wasn't gonna pierce his ears because it's a thing girls do (when clearly it's just bc he's a big coward lmao), so he definitely wasn't PERFECT, but truly he was so good for a random 19-year-old fuckboy!

god now i'm thinking about that letter jimin wrote hobi during bv2 when he told him that hobi taught him that sincerity and honesty can be cool and i might CRY 😭 jihope's relationship is like SUPER important to me for that reason, like jimin around debut time and for a couple of years afterward was SO raw, like trying SO hard to fit in and act cool, and he changed and learned how to ask for the things he needs in a more effective way and learned how to let other people take care of him and i think hobi was super instrumental in that. and i wanna be clear here that i LOVE jimin for that, that it's not his fault he internalized so much societal messaging about being Tough and Cool, and that i think debut jimin had SO many good and crucial qualities, like his truly superhuman drive to succeed, that were necessary for bangtan's success! watching him grow and change and accept his past self is extremely important to me, and truly beautiful.

i think hobi has that same sort of like unapologetic queerness that jk has in the way he carries himself in the world and especially in the way he navigates his friendships and expresses his affection for people, and i love that about him! i think his way of caring for others was a big influence in developing the kind of intentional and particular way that bangtan as a unit love and care for and support one another, too, like i think he really set a tone there for how they interact with and check in on one another. even if you completely take away any of hobi's professional contributions to the group's work, i think just on a social level bangtan would absolutely NOT be bangtan if it weren't for hobi mother birding around the place and dropping forehead kisses behind him like breadcrumbs, and i fucking love him for that so much.

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answered March 1, 2020

Q (Anonymous): U know when i watched the on mv and tae in those loose white pants w his d*ck all over the place i immediately thought of you, like what’s clarza’s opinion on this 😁

A: you KNOW i was locked in IMMEDIATELY, i literally think the only thing i've tweeted abt the mv is abt taehyung's schlong lmfao? which, typical 😂

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answered April 7, 2020

Q (Anonymous): this is very namjoon https://twitter.com/vitavirginiabot/status/1247460561937457152?s=21 to whom? well i’m not sure but i like thinking about him being this straightforward and desperate towards hoseok

A: god, namjoon IS canonically every desperate lovesick lesbian throughout history ISN'T HE???? for a while now i've lowkey wanted to write an angsty namseok enlistment au bc namjoon has that tendency to like be away from bts for literally 2 seconds and just assume that he doesn't know anything about them and he like CONSTRUCTED their closeness in the PRISON OF HIS OWN MIND, and hoseok is probably the single member LEAST equipped to reassure him in that assertion bc i think he has a tendency to be SO present- and future-focused as to jettison the past completely, so it would be like a year of both of them just like straight up ignoring each other even though they're IN LOVE and it would be very angsty. BUT!!! a version where namjoon, rather than automatically assuming hoseok never wants to speak to him again now, uses the excuse of enlistment to GET ALL HIS FEELINGS OUT and starts writing him lovesick handwritten letters with like pressed flowers and shit while hoseok SQUIRMS OUT OF HIS SKIN and has literally no idea what to do is also SO GOOD I DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!!!!

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answered March 20, 2020

Q (Anonymous): let’s normalize snuggling dicks

A: a soft dick is extremely snuggleable and i think the sooner we all accept that the happier we'll be! warm! squishy! soft! like i UNDERSTAND why it takes cis boys YEARS to learn to just keep their fucking hands out of their own pants in public because like! why not always be cupping it! a pleasant sensory experience!

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answered March 19, 2020

Q (Anonymous): for you as a thanks for the namkook https://twitter.com/popupopeu_twt/status/1240598981563936768?s=21 there’s no schlong but it’s there in spirit

A: GOD he's so BEAUTIFUL i feel UNMOORED 😭 what a beautiful gift thank you

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answered March 15, 2020

Q (Anonymous): u know who i miss? namjoon's schlong :(

A: when will he return from war!! we just wanna do a welfare check namjoon cmon

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answered March 15, 2020

Q (Anonymous): Namseok is eating me alive... I just want to know why Namjoon loves to grope hoba’s pert lil bum 😞...I’m haunted

A: ALWAYS same, they drive me UP THE WALL! based on ALL of the Facts, they SHOULD have one of the easiest, closest relationships in bangtan! there's no age gap, they've known each other nearly the longest, they frequently collaborate on lyrics, they collect the same stupid little figurines, namjoon calls hobi the second leader, etc etc etc!! they should be TIGHT! and yet they have one of the most STRANGELY FRAUGHT relationships like how are they THIS CLOSE and yet every time they try to have a real conversation on camera they look like they're ENDURING TORTURE!! why do they have to constantly vent to us about how they don't feel like they support each other enough or how great the other one is like we're their middle school best friend who they're telling about their crush!!!! it's because they're IN LOVE and they don't know how to handle it like i just LITERALLY do not see another explanation

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answered January 27, 2020

Q (Anonymous): Heyyy how r u doing :)

A: i'm pretty good!!! thank you for asking 🥰 i haven't been in much of a sharing mood recently so i haven't had anything to tweet, but i'm still truckin along like usual, Stressed abt bts ticket sales next week! idk sometimes i get in moods where i have thoughts and then they feel like they should stay in my head or like putting them out into the world wouldn't enhance the experience of having them and so instead they just kind of... don't get expressed! which is mostly fine with me! maybe i'm describing clinical depression, i can literally never be sure anymore! but i'm grateful for anyone who's still sent me stuff or tagged me in stuff and expressed that they have a desire to hear my thoughts since that's been a scenario that hasn't seemed plausible to me lately!

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answered December 9, 2019

Q (Anonymous): what is a dick lab!!!

A: i did research for a little while in a lab that studied male infertility and genitourinary birth abnormalities, so there was like... a lot of semen just... around, and preserved human testicles in tubes just like sitting on shelves and stuff. the lab was like 90% women too it was great! most of my work then and now though used human cells grown in dishes and bacteria and stuff, i don't do a lot of super clinical work so while all that stuff was around me i was working more on the "hey what does this protein do" side of things. but it did mean i got to start all my research powerpoints with pictures of dicks and their associated abnormalities, it was a fun time!