#clark the second he gets the opportunity to both seperate himself from superman AND slander his own ass

[nat-20s]

Lois gets whiskey drunk and starts talking to Clark about all the things she's let Superman do to her and you'd think Clark would be blushy and embarrassed but this is like the tenth getting drunk "together" weekend in a row where she's brought this up so he's just like 😑. She prods him about it and hes like Lois he's a full time superhero and alien FROM OUTER SPACE who lives in an ice palace at the North Pole called the fortress of solitude. What do you think he's going to do? Top you? I have to laugh