#civilian = not working and/or married to gomez and morticia

[writerswho]

Principal Weems is a serious, noble and respectable woman, able to put the fear of God into you with just a look. She is protective, caring, intelligent and smart, and she would kill for the good of her students and the school. She's a goddess, a madwoman, a sorceress, she's awesome. 

Civilian Weems, on the other hand, is just a silly little big girl who likes to watch low quality movies, should be banned from cooking because she's a public safety hazard, and can't be let alone with Gomez without supervision, or they might end up blowing the house, and she'll definitely kill you if you get in her way during her novela time.

Principal Weems and Civilian Weems are not the same person and you do not want to mess with any of them.