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aka-indulgence · 1 year ago

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I’m a very city girl and now I’m imagining going to the country side and meeting farmtale Sans…

You moved there for some reason and need a place to stay, Sans was kind enough to give you somewhere to stay with some chores to do to lower your rent. You’re not experienced and you’re not that good with the chores- sometimes farm animals freak you out (cows are big, theres so many chickens, what iS THAT GIANT SPIDER?!), you can’t move heavy stuff around, even the tools are heavy for you.

And… Sans thinks you’re cute. He can do the work you do much faster than you could, but he likes your company. Every time you drop a stack of hay and panic he can’t help but chuckle and throw it on top of the pile in his arms. He likes how you’re impressed by his skill with tools and the fact that he can drive tractors. You may not be good at your job, but he likes that you want to learn anyway. You like the animals when he teaches you how to read their behavior better.

He really likes it when he saves you from a giant bug and you give him “my hero” eyes…

“those darn eyes are gonna be the death of me.”

#cityfolk where you at #im scared of bugs but i like running in the mud if thats anything dsjhdff #ive always been in the city #its kinda embarrassing when a country person mentions how Bad I am at farm stuff dsjhf #brain: BUT WHAT IF HE FINDS IT CUTE #me: but what if he finds it cute…#he’s got rough phalanges #you’ve got soft ‘i havent touched dirt in 20 years’ hands #you sit down a lot because your back’s aching #from raking/moving vegetables into a truck or something #Sans: *moving whole crates into the truck on his own* what an angel she’s makin’ work so much easier for me #ofc hes big stronk skeleton… hoheheheh #aka writing

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loki-loving-lesbian · 3 months ago

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I’ve categorized the entire LGBTQ into six people

#chonny jash #johnny cash #music #music memes #yes you’re free to edit #idk if it’s the butch part of me or the Irish or the southern that makes this a Johnny cash household but we are certainly walking lines #anyone who doesn’t fall in line is Cityfolk!#og post

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jonnywaistcoat · 1 year ago

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what theatre shows would you recommend one should watch while in london this summer?

Mate, I lived in London for ten years and let me tell you - there's no way someone who lives in London can afford London theatre ticket prices! Only two shows I remember seeing in my time there were The Play That Goes Wrong and Operation: Mincemeat, both of which were excellent, but I've no idea if they're still running.

#seriously #the one demographic almost guaranteed too poor to see london shows #folks living there #normal folk at least #obviously theres a dense core of rich cityfolk #but who cares about them

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shannonsketches · 5 months ago

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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

#dbtag #Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote #He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve #But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas #Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is #and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes #“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing #those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do #Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby #He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line #to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words #Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume #that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way #While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character #which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler #even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd

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squirrelpatties · 1 year ago

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Giggling at how uncharacteristically kind I made him look

#happy tree friends #htf #Lumpy #he looks like a sage old man in a boyou #just sitting on his porch with a banjo singing a sweet southern song #kindly directing the poor cityfolk who get lost in the country while also playfully messing with them by making up a cryptid to scare em #for the record hes not these things I just think its funny

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sad--tree · 3 months ago

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WHY are there so many bands playing in like a not even 2 week stretch in ottawa&montreal like plsssss i can't go 2 ALL of u 😭

#rise against and soen at cityfolk (????) on sept 13 #green lung in mtl on sept 16 (def going 2 that one!!!!)#lorna shore & others (including sanguisugabogg which would be v cool 2 see) in mtl on sept 16 but oof those ticketmaster prices....#and then ingested is a supporting band at show in ottawa on sept 21 and i DID buy a ticket even tho idek the other 4 bands #but christ its on the other side of the city on a work night bleghhh #judas priest on sept 13 in mtl is SUCH bummer 2 miss but eek those prices and also its all seated no standing :/#then in october youve got iron maiden in mtl/qc/to but those are REALLY crazy ppl ticket prices for floor GA like hot damn #no 1 even TALK 2 me abt bruce springsteen in november. once it hits 4 figures im like. no. just. no. absurd.#the absolute cheapest ticket in the shittiest part of the arena is $321. most of the other shittiest seats START at $391. i cry.#that cityfolk thing is like $70 for a 1 day pass tho so i might actually go 2 that #even tho idk why rise against (a rock/alt rock band) and soen (a swedish prog metal band) are at a..... folk festival?

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jorgeburgos8 · 1 year ago

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It's been a while since I drew this duo

#digitalart #digital #digital drawing #digital art #fantasy warrior #fantasia #fantasy art #fantasy #city #undead #skull #slime #workers #cityfolk #city lights

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cake-warlock · 11 months ago

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Prunella has to teach Astarion gnim so her family can’t talk shit about him in front of him

#Pru is a forest gnome and most of her family DOESNT LIKE OUTSIDERS #especially cityfolk #there’s something funny about Astarion finally getting over his weird dislike of gnomes #only to find out that his gnomish gf’s family doesn’t like him for being a high elf #astarion ancunin #prunella goldenberry #baldur’s gate 3 #tav #gnomes

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famewolf · 1 year ago

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been wanting to go on morning walks more often but we've had such a large string of mountain lion sightings on our road that I Really don’t want to risk it

#[static]#they usually leave people alone especially since we have the goat farm a couple dozen acres away #and lots of deer #but i have a healthy respect for the cougars and heard enough stories to know I should just wait until winter #when they go back to the mountains #also a bunch of bear sightings but since it's not spring im really not worried about it #the black bears in the area are scared of people and they'll just take off if they see you #very funny to watch them blunder away #but its still wild to the old cityfolk in me to see bears So Often

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hapalopus · 1 year ago

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SOMEONE UPLOADED THE ENTIRE FOLK TALE BALLET TO YOUTUBE!!!!!

#ballet #the costumes in this version are a lot more '1880s cityfolk' than '1820s farm nobility' but i can live with that

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ratboy-tummy · 1 year ago

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Sorry not sorry if a character in the original dub has a country accent then in the latino dub it needs to have a norteño accent thus are the rules

#beast.txt #LIKE U HAVE THEM SOUND LIKE CITYFOLK WHATS THE POINT JUST GO THE NORTEÑO WAY IS LITERALLY BEST FIT FOR IT

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melancholyjones · 2 years ago

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Loving the idea of a designated community space for ppl to get safe emotional release (with potential for social support)! But despairing that this is just another aspect of life being commodified.