#citrusandcombustion

[surrruo]

            “Mr. Johnson; I have the finance reports you wanted;             as well as a good deal of good news. Which would you like             first?”

[prometheistic]

                                                                    ⎡ citrusandcombustion ⎦

      She doesn’t like unauthorized people parading around      her facility.

     Much less in and around her chamber; it was bad      enough she’d had to deal with her, once-upon-a-time.      The distantly familiar sensation of a rogue presence      in her mainframe is almost nostalgic, but no less      evokes a response in record time. GLaDOS learned      from her mistakes. She was going to find whoever it      was, and she was going to kill them. Maybe do a little      bit of testing- but death was the ultimate goal here.

    ❝Who’s there?❞

     Her chassis hums with life, a hundred flickerings of raw      data passing beneath her eyelids in a single second.      ❝Aperture Science regrets to inform that visitors day      has been indefinitely postponed. Please feel free to see      yourself out the nearest door. Or spontaneously combust.      I’m not feeling choosy today.❞

[4thdimensionaldoctor-blog]

citrusandcombustion replied to your post:-

((I have two muses in the group verse, and probably will add a third once I get the blog rebooted. Do the thing, bruh.))

((Ahh, nice!

Alright I will do the thing haha yuss!))

[lionhecrts-blog]

citrusandcombustion

started following you

squealing internally tbh bc cave johnsohn and lemons

[prettyasapostcaard]

{ citrusandcombustion }

     {✿}---❝Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson!❞

[tcnacity-blog]

((Cave would totes be Gaston... Js.))

//I CAN’T BREATHE

THAT’S SO ACCURATE I CAN’T EVEN

SEND HELP.

[ballerinapriincess]

■

"Your face is funny~!"

=>  

[incredible-zim-blog]

citrusandcombustion

        " I'm promoted from school-kid to cop!           SURPRISE! Now gimme your moneys! "

[been-busy-being-dead-blog]

citrusandcombustion started testing

Her motion detectors and the countless security cameras had announced the newcomer even before the heavy metal doors opened. She switched the monitoring of the nuclear cores to the background, still aware in which plain awful state the moron had left them. Whoever had worked on him, a nuclear physicist had certainly been not amongst them. And even so, how could one ignore the constant warning about the partial meltdown that was happening meanwhile? 

Her chassis turned to face the door and inspect the gratuitous newcomer. By any struck of luck, he might trip and his silly human neck which would make things much more easy and quicker for her. 

The door whirred and hissed as it finally slid apart, revealing the newcomer in person. A male human specimen, sadly too alive for the AIs taste. He strode towards her and something send a jolt through her circuits. She knew him without even looking up his file. And it seemed an appropriate response had been hardwired into her.

Her big chassis swung down. "Hello mister Johnson sir." She drew back irritated and gazed at Aperture's CEO. She did not like it at all.

[hideousnewgirl]

          The progress humanity has taken in the art of science           is impressive, for a species of such  l o w  intelligence.           However, they are still millions of light years away from           catching up with Irkens. To Tak, current  technology is           almost primitive.

                            "---------- Is this supposed to be impressive?"

[asktheoracleofturrets-blog]

citrusandcombustion started following you

"Get mad! Don't make lemonade!"

[didwellenough]

new test subjects

[ It's programmed in her, this inordinate need to explain herself and welcome whoever's waking up from the cryosleep in a pleasant tone.

As if they deserve her compassion. ]

     Welcome back to Aperture. You have been asleep for-- hm. A few of you, a long time. Surprise, you're still fat. Congratulations on beating the odds.

[yessirmisterjohnson]

{ + citrusandcombustion }

{ She turns it over in her hands. It's a very interesting pepper. }

{ Hearing him enter the room, she sets it down immediately. }

[greetingsfuturestarter-blog]

Greetings, sir!

Machinery active in PeTI Lab. Machinery not authorized to be in use.

"Hello and thank you for your interest in Aperture's Research and Development wing! Unfortunately breaking and entering is against the law. This lab is open to authorized personnel only. Please exit and re-scan your ID at the door."

A blinking green light, a click, and the door is unlocked. The machine in ruined, vine-choked room emits a whine and shuts down.