#citrusandcombustion

[optimistiics]

              “i don’t think these shoes fit right !!!”  she’d already fallen    over twice,    they  were heavy - but shiny -    but also     really   heavy. the paradox of  i    nfinite    struggle    between  fashion and       practicality were haunting her  once again --- buuuuuut    this was mabel  pines here, and really, when was practicality ever chosen over  the     undeniable fashion accessory a pair of sleek shiny new ....

               wait what kind of boots were these ....

@citrusandcombustion

[surrruo]

            “Mr. Johnson; I have the finance reports you wanted;             as well as a good deal of good news. Which would you like             first?”

[ipocritx-blog]

-slaps fist into his other hand- Did someone make my bae sad?

//: SHE made herself sad, really. She’s pretty good at that.

[prometheistic]

                                                                    ⎡ citrusandcombustion ⎦

      She doesn’t like unauthorized people parading around      her facility.

     Much less in and around her chamber; it was bad      enough she’d had to deal with her, once-upon-a-time.      The distantly familiar sensation of a rogue presence      in her mainframe is almost nostalgic, but no less      evokes a response in record time. GLaDOS learned      from her mistakes. She was going to find whoever it      was, and she was going to kill them. Maybe do a little      bit of testing- but death was the ultimate goal here.

    ❝Who’s there?❞

     Her chassis hums with life, a hundred flickerings of raw      data passing beneath her eyelids in a single second.      ❝Aperture Science regrets to inform that visitors day      has been indefinitely postponed. Please feel free to see      yourself out the nearest door. Or spontaneously combust.      I’m not feeling choosy today.❞

[encouragemcnt-blog]

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❝ Hello sir! Having a pleasant day I’m sure? ❞

[4thdimensionaldoctor-blog]

citrusandcombustion replied to your post:-

((I have two muses in the group verse, and probably will add a third once I get the blog rebooted. Do the thing, bruh.))

((Ahh, nice!

Alright I will do the thing haha yuss!))

[desxgned-blog]

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( OOC: P t e r o d a c t y l S c r e e c h e s THANK YOU. Maybe we should   be worried he figured out how to use it, he may cause a blackout 8I.))  

[tensci-archive-blog]

citrusandcombustion liked your starter call !! ( selectively accepting )

       “ Johnson?                    I’ve seen some of your stuff. or,                   at least, the stuff your comany’s                   made -- it’s good just a little, uhh,                   what’s the word ? “ he doesnt wanna say c r a z y, even though that’s what it is.

[archivetheothergoodson]

citrusandcombustion 

Liam had somehow found himself lost in a city. Of all the foraging through trash and actual woods, it was a refreshing change. And this seems to be a really human populated area no less. Using a shirt too big for himself, he found it hanging from a string in someone's backyard. Hiding his gem, that was tucked snuggled where his belly button would be, was the main objective along with figuring out where on Earth he was.

The shirt had read 'professional beach hunk', but the half-ling took no notice to the words. Instead, he tucked most of the shirt into his pants and stepped out of the shadows caused by the tall buildings. Looking around, making sure to not step right in front of a fast moving man, he tentatively walked on the side walked for awhile before slipping into a building.

“Aperture Science...“ He mumbled as he read the large proud sign in the lobby of this strange place. He frowned a bit before walking right past the front desk. The only reason how he got by was that he was just too short to be seen over the work space. He wandered for a few minutes before stepping into an elevator. At this point, he doesn't have a clue where he's going but he'll get there eventually. 

[ask-glados-anything]

;;tRIES TO DRAW MUSE HOW DO YOU PUCKER LIPS citrusandcombustion

[citrusandcombustion]

        "Goodbye,Caroline..."

                                        "Aha haha,  she is a GEM."

[ipocritx-blog]

//: A single lemon drops from the ceiling and       lands in front of Johnson with a dull thud.       No words, no explanation, just a lemon.       The AI just stares at him, the way she does       when one would be doing a test. 

                                                      citrusandcombustion

[lionhecrts-blog]

citrusandcombustion

started following you

squealing internally tbh bc cave johnsohn and lemons

[prettyasapostcaard]

{ citrusandcombustion }

     {✿}---❝Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson!❞

[ilhuicac-blog]

✩ jumpsuitedmonster ✩ shellshxckers ✩ citrusandcombustion

     ❝ Why do I have to be sorry that my dog           chewed through your shoes ?  It was           your fault ! ❞

[archive-ashgreygirl-blog]

                                                {citrusandcombustion}

   "Holy shit! I'm no doctor,     but I'm positive legs aren't     supposed to bend that way!"