#cicero would lose all form of rational thought if astarion hinted that he fucked the night mother nasty style
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#I JUST THINK#like.#ok cicero has like 60 years experience as an assassin or whatever#also a large portion of those 60 years was spent just. slathering lotion and oils and shit onto a corpse.#we gotta be objective abt this. like.#astarion has 200 years of experience being a lying conniving deceitful bitch#like yes they're both feral. yes they're both good w knives. yes both rogues ok.#but when it comes down to a raw knife fight. u gotta. u gotta realize like. astarion has smthn cicero doesn't#and that thing is being a massive cunt. absolute worse little shit#like it doesnt even MATTER if one of them has better knife skills. i think they're probably both on par#cicero would lose all form of rational thought if astarion hinted that he fucked the night mother nasty style#and that's why he would win
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